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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Discovered I have free will! Fun fact you're allowed to just cut your own hair? Nobody can stop you??

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I don't know too much about these Fortnite sprites but when I picked this one up it called me a faggot??

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The sequel: guy turns up late last night says wild shit makes me uncomfortable then complains that I look uncomfortable like he didn't just do that

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Tried to go to the sex shop today but it was closed forgot it was a wank holiday 🙁

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Hey BBC next time you need to hire a copywriter in a hurry my rates are very reasonable xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'm actually immune to April Fools because I don't get up before noon follow for more lifehacks xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Survived my first account hack ❤️

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

me when they banned menthols 💔

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I would like all the Minecraft parkour videos to slowly be phased out and replaced with pokopia equivalents please xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

The gender neutral urge after 3 drinks to start slipping into DMs is insane I swear it becomes fewer and fewer as I age

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

diva what does this even mean are you ok

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Guy in chat tonight asked me if I'm cut or uncut and when I answered left immediately 💀

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

god I cannot wait for the Pedro Pascal and his boyfriend are queerbaiting tweets

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

The cuntification of Citizen V

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Just found out they named the new zodiac after my cock thankyou for this honour 🐎

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Looking forward to the hockey tonight, winner gets Greenland, right?

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Just finished heated rivalry and I know there's still 4 more books to read in this series but if I ever read the word slit again it'll be too fucking soon

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Karl stripping off after winning gold in the PGS is my new Ammirati getting his dick caught in the pole vault btw

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Absolutely heartbroken for Ogiwara 💔

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

How did the Americans get so many ugly jumpers made there's so many of them

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Somehow this is what my Tiktok algorithm has ended up being and I refuse to take responsibility

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Matt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The scooby doo live action films did an incredible amount of cunty gender fuckery is it any wonder we're all gay and trans

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Made it to season 3 not even scared 👑

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Ok but is stranger things scary because that's the only reason I haven't watched it yet but now I'm feeling left out

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

ok the smoothie guy with the slutty glasses?

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

FINALLY managed to start the hockey show and damn

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas to the little gay people who exist only inside my phone especially the hot ones (everyone) xx

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

So mad it's taken me this long to discover ride the cyclone this shit fucks

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

This is the most cringe shit I've seen this week and a perfect reminder why I don't open twitter

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

You know what it's all starting to make sense now

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Just did my first workout since the pandemic so actually I think I've earned this entire bag of lebkuchen actually thankyou

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Poseidon more like piss inside 'em am I right lads no should I delete my account ok

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

A movie that takes place where you're from God's own country because I'm not picking that head and shoulders ad from 2009

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a man with a beard wearing a brown sweater is sitting down

ALT: a man with a beard wearing a brown sweater is sitting down

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Mad Dog @mad-dog.lachroniquefacile.fr · 09/11/2025

Nature is healing

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Not the 2026 mighty hoopla lineup 💀

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Guy on an app asked me why I'm up so late diva it's barely 11?

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I know it's nearly winter because half of my back catalogue is sending dick pics and asking when I'm next in town why does this happen every year at the same time (I'm not complaining)

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Woman at the pub this weekend looked at my hair then at my jacket and told me the colours clash and I've never wanted somebody to get a hobby so bad

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The new Eurovision logo looks like it's for a children's yogurt also I hate that they revealed it through a vagina who came up with that part

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I've been 30 for 107 minutes and honestly I'm not enjoying it so if everyone could give me compliments and/or flirt with me I'd really appreciate it thank you

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

what if i wasn't actually wrong the first time

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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I love this for her. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Kellie-Jay Keen posting on X she was banned permanently from TikTok

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My switch isn't being delivered until tomorrow so if I see another tiktok of people enjoying theirs then I'm going to make a decision that will forever change the trajectories of the lives of people who care about me.

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GeneralPhats @generalphats.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Can't believe Kesha didn't do Dinosaur at hoopla honestly

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