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The No Shoes Bandit

@gelonious.bsky.social
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 1h
No this is perfect and extremely you
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 12h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Something I think about often is how the reward for promptly responding to emails is receiving more emails.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's World Homeless Day, and I'll just say: Homelessness isn't some great unsolvable mystery. People are homeless because they don't have homes. This suffering persists not for lack of solutions, but because enormous wealth and power are invested in maintaining the very structures that produce it.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He was being real wild on here yesterday, I think he might be having a bad mental health episode, hopefully he’s just offline taking some time for himself. :x
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
someone I dated once said "well everyone's seen videos of people dying online" when I had an INTENSE response to seeing one unexpectedly, and I was like... astounded. I haven't, actually!! If I am even remotely suspicious, I don't watch!! Fucked up that people think it's normal actually!!
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✦ ALLO ✦ @allosaurex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#alloart
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Teej @kitsuneteej.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, don't forget Whimsy
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scraps @shinswoof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t worry too much
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desert dog 🌵 @nixiecoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Landlords want to deny you the simple pleasure of pouring grease down the drain because they are narcissists
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@ashenwhiskers.bsky.social is lookin for a spot! I figure you guys prob do fairly chill room
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The commuter rail!! I remember her so well!!
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Roady's Ramen @roadysramen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Roady's Ramen is happy to announce our upcoming location! Coming this November, the Roady's Ramen food cart will officially open at MLK Street Food in Portland, Oregon! Stay tuned for the announcement of our grand opening date!
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Wren (Bleatnik) @bleat.ink · 08/10/2026
Icon for @nixiecoyote.bsky.social 🎸
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh I am like…super aware. I have done work for them, they actually started a group chat for my biz and for years I was very scared of what they might do to me for still associating with certain people. I’d really hoped they’d changed, but just seeing their own social media uhh… 😬
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Little Dead Aliens @littledeadaliens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can put them in the oven at super low heat to batch cure them, fyi! Trick a screen printer told me. Def look up the actual temps, I don’t know off the top of my head, but its a much easier way than individually pressing them.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I’ve def seen some “this should be private” and I’m like….mm I think keeping it private is how it got this far… also those folks have absolutely not been private about tearing other people down. I still remember them posting a video burning Matuska‘s artwork on twitter.
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Kad 🌸🏔️ 🏜️ 🦊 @coyotelovebites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎰🐈‍⬛
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DJ @djehck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you may not see it, but i see you
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 08/10/2026
Do NOT leave cigarettes out if you go camping. Wildlife in the Pacific Northwest have been known to travel over seventeen miles to mooch an entire pack of unattended Parliaments.
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Connor he/they @gayloader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
secure.actblue.com/donate/m4pdx Donate today! $5 becomes $55 and $25 becomes $275! See you on the doors!
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Mack @mackdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The next PDX Furmeet at Little Beast is on 10/11. Come out! t.me/+xtkuTtB8Znc... Thanks to @jaycostumes.bsky.social for our poster!
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Shirley (Not the Horror Author) Jackson @lioninthetrees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Running Moon Wolves 🐺🌙 My piece for the upcoming Artist Trading Card Show at Giant Robot Gallery! Art will be available online this Saturday, October 10th at 11am PT via the GR webstore here: www.giantrobot.com #art
Me holding up a 2.5 x 3.5 inch painting done with turquoise, dark blue, white, and red paint. It features two wolves wearing crescent moon blankets reminiscent of my ceramics style leaping from the edges of a floral border.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They also don’t usually have as much fat hog
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to sometimes read stuff like this because it was like going to a human zoo of people I would never willingly interact with. Looking at people admitting stuff about themselves I never even considered possible options and just acting like it’s normal.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If any of my buds have FC room space, I can absolutely vouch for Ash!! 💕 they're a good critter you’ll love hangin with for sure!!
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man actually that would rule. It’s the only thing I miss from my brief smartwatch time, and I still sometimes look at my Casio as if it does have the weather lol.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where else are we supposed to play dogs!!!!
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg I did not recognize it, I assumed you were here! That’s a good one!
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very little actually involves me, I just feel very helpless about how little I can do sometimes for people I care a lot about. I am def uhhh guy with big feelings about my friends and their wellbeing, and I wish I had more to offer than listening and caring.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
making dumb jokes cause I am actually really sad and upset and feel like I'm gonna PUKE about like 5 different really hard things people around me are going thru. Everyone should be nice to my friends!!! :(
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying unsuccessfully to do my gay little job while aware of Many Horrors in my orbit. I would love someone to scoop me up and pet me, thank u for ur attention to this matter.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I finally realized this reading fucking heated rivalry, now many years into my transition. Like oh...oh no. I am understanding A Lot about my experiences playing hockey as a teen girl very quickly lol.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love my horrible cat so much she is so funny, this is truly an animal just for me.
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pea taught herself a cool new trick so I guess I am peeing in the dark forever now.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you are anything like me, you just got so lost that the guy in the gas station who was gonna give you directions just started laughing when you explained where you were going.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really into weird dogs lately
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flesh lump @rotten.dog · 17/05/2025
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Consider instead taking up printer as a hobby and getting REAL weird with it. Trust me, i have a really normal number of completely functional printers!!! :)
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HiddenStash @hiddenstash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m celebrating one year booze-free by trying to raise money to fix my shitty old tattoo! Hit up ko-fi.com/hiddenstash/shop if you wanna buy stickers and help me out 🫶✌️
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go away I’m playing dogs with my friends
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The No Shoes Bandit @gelonious.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going mad with power for furry clout is maybe the funniest phenomena, but also girl please stop the rest of us are trying to have fun
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ChipsGoWOAH @chipsgowoah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sidequest for spoonedclown on X
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