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BOompa Lumpenprole

@geeanon.bsky.social
179 followers 434 following 686 posts

Here to tell dumb jokes for free. It's like QAnon for Hyrule. Boy, that whole movement got memory-holed.

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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 9h
Flying squid, immediately muted.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 10h
Turns out the length difference of my legs has little to do with breaking my hip but from the previous, lesser, untreated injury to my other hip I have been overcompensating for.
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low-level intelligence loser @worldisafuck.bsky.social · 14h
Make him a press secretary. he'd be great at it. but I don't think people understand how much of a sociopath you have to be for the DC consulting class to think you're a little *too* self-interested
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She condemned the Biden U.S. arms deal with Israel, and as retaliation the Biden administration opened an investigation against her. The Trump administration is actually piggybacking off that Democratic investigation. Both parties are cesspools of Islamophobia.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every time I see Mike Rowe in a TV ad my brain is wired to say Mike Rowe penis and I know this says more about me than Mike Rowe penis.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welp, guess they went and did it.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess I could post life updates here
A picture of a hip x-ray with some hardware attaching the femoral head to the femur.Picture of a man's hip with a large surgical wound stapled shut. Hanes underwear pulled down to expose the incision.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This post was from the hospital after sliding my bike and breaking my hip. Most self own injury ever. This cautionary tale provided from an accommodating fan.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a Window ad on during Saturday Night Live and the price is $1488, which seems like an odd choice.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never did circle back to this. When Tom Cruise dies in a stunt for a movie and they have to run the "what if this stunt kills him" scenarios to finish and release the film, I will attend and render salute for the whole run time.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like all marketing has become such utter bullshit. Musk promising Mars and self driving cars for over a decade with basically nothing to show for it meant you didn't really need to ever produce a miracle, you just need to announce you're working on it. "Interesting", "Looking into it".
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My four day weekend just kicked off
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I live in the Metro DC and I don't think I've made a reservation for a restaurant in my life.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe I'm not as impressed because I've stayed current on the literature. Bye.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's nice to see something not terrible happen for once.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In this case the great state of Great Britain
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep muting dumb assholes, but apparently, there's a near endless supply of them.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I imagine Marlboro looked at this as a sneaky way to get around the prohibition of marketing tobacco to kids and blew a load.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've heard tell there's a mod for GIMP that makes it feel like photoshop.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am trained in computer science and largely unimpressed. Find a better argument in that case.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would have totally used the memory card between home and the arcade! I swear!
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used the term "sissy hypno" around someone and had to explain what that was.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You also voted for the perpetrators of a genocide. Spare me.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moral hectoring? I thought the point was winning. Something I can easily tell you know zero about.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
-me when I don't understand how the Electoral College works
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're telling me they don't even go to this school?
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, he's for sure going to immediately surrender when he hears this shit!
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Patrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He voted in California, a state Harris easily carried
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Attack and dethrone Claude
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just got chills
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just give your lunch money, you fucking nerd.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've told a IDF vet to his face that Shireen Abu Akleh was evidence I knew they were doing war crimes and Nazi shit. I know that anti-trans asshole is also a piece of shit in ten other ways. I love where they can be human, but these people are also huge stupid, ignorant pieces of shit.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've done this. That is how I know I am righteously angry at conservatism writ large. To nearly the last person, I believe I can teach them out of their ignorance. Everyone can be redeemed, and that means you too, shitbird. You just have to quit with the bullshit you're selling.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of these AI guys need Jesus
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NW: Digger
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon broke up with Shivon. Hope things are going extra shitty for him.
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the thing is that if your constitutional order can be undone by a single spoiler candidate then that's a pretty straightforward condemnation of the order itself, nevermind that 26 fucking years have passed in which none of those problems were fixed
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If someone interacts positively with this tweet, they should get put on a DNI list.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a woman riding past on a fat-tired bike and I mumbled to myself "I could use a fat-tired bike, maybe I would fall down less" right before she ate shit.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/09/2026
How is this not the Onion headline
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ma'am. I'm grateful, but Oompa Loompas are from Roald Dahl's classic, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
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A black router with spread antennae, placed in a ceiling corner, making it look like a big spider.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm honored! Thank you!
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 30/09/2026
an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And everyone finds him insufferable.
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BOompa Lumpenprole @geeanon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
French man named "Claude Guillaume" but uses the nickname "Claude Guy".
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