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Greg Bodwin

@gbodwin.bsky.social
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Associate professor at UMich. I do theoretical computer science and graph theory.

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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OpenAI be like, source: it was revealed to me in a DRM
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Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 08/09/2026
Well, this Navier-Stokes affair did blow up in finite time
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i haven't seen it mentioned since i started posting here so i'm reupping "the ideal mathematician" by david and hersh personalpages.manchester.ac.uk/staff/hung.b...
Student: Sir, what is a mathematical proof?
I.M.: You don’t know that? What year are you in?
Student: Third-year graduate..M.: Incredible! A proof is what you’ve been watching me do at the board three
times a week for three years! That’s what a proof is.
Student: Sorry, sir, I should have explained. I’m in philosophy, not math. I’ve never
taken your course.
I.M.: Oh! Well, in that case, you have taken some math, haven’t you? You know the
proof of the fundamental theorem of calculus, or the fundamental theorem of algebra?
Student: I’ve seen arguments in geometry and algebra and calculus that were called
proofs. What I’m asking you for isn’t examples of proof; it’s a definition of proof.
Otherwise, how can I tell what examples are correct?
I.M.: Well, this whole thing was cleared up by the logician Tarski, I guess, and some
others, maybe Russell or Peano. Anyhow, what you do is, you write down the axioms
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Gary Hoppenworth @garytho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Terrifying notation 😭
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Gautam Kamath @gautamkamath.com · 05/07/2026
When someone absolutely demands a combinatorial construction for linear-sized cut sparsifiers
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lynn @chordbug.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
fixed your headline
A hit song on the Billboard 100 charts is termed *$k$-good* if it is _ever_ in a weekly top-$k$, and *$k$-immediate* if it _debuts_ in the top-$k$.


An artist is *$(n,k)$-Olivian* if their $n$ first $k$-good hits are all also $k$-immediate.

*Headline 1.* Olivia Rodrigo is the first $(10,10)$-Olivian woman.
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
RIP Fermat you would have loved \usepackage[margin=0.5\textwidth]{geometry}
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Thatchaphol Saranurak @eigx.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I poured my soul into building this course last fall: 📚 Graph Algorithms via Graph Decomposition 📚 Graph decomposition has been a powerful framework in graph algorithms for over 20 years, but the literature is scattered and technical. Thus, I tried to organize part of it into one coherent story.
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I really like this paper, one of my favorites in recent memory. Quick explainer of what's going on:
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I am thinking of starting a cult that believes that fast max flow algorithms might someday be used to produce paperclips in a manner that will destroy humanity. It's unfair that the AI subfield has monopolized this.
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Academia hack: when writing scathing rejections, also demand that the authors add citations to your enemies
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Motion to bring medieval kerning back in our papers
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
stoc deadline tomorrow
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arXiv cs.DS Data Structures and Algorithms @csds-bot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Kevin Pratt, Yahel Uffenheimer, Omri Weinstein: (Approximate) Matrix Multiplication via Convolutions arxiv.org/abs/2510.22193 arxiv.org/pdf/2510.22193 arxiv.org/html/2510.22193
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
this is a pretty accurate summary of my research area
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I always thought it seemed weird how fancy waiters in movies would be like "Excellent choice, sir" after someone orders off a fixed menu. Now ChatGPT does this, and I can confirm: it is indeed weird
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Some UMich TCS lore: a (now-retired) professor once photoshopped these shocked Hilberts to express his surprise at increasingly complicated Hilbert's Hotel situations. They are now in use as all-purpose math reactions. Please enjoy
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Hung Le @hunglv.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Some questions on spanners in my talk at the Simons Institute. Since the talk, progress has been made on a few questions, but most are open. minorfree.github.io/SpannerQues/
minorfree.github.io
Some Questions on Spanners | Rambling on Graphs
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
adding a "Do you like this personality 👍👎" box to my email signature
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Thinking about how the security people give their results metal names like "spectre" and "meltdown" and design cool logos for them. We should give that treatment to our theorems
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Michael Dinitz @mdinitz.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Incredibly well deserved!!
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hot CS take: Big-O notation should have been defined to hide constant factor changes in the input variable, not the output function value
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Lean with it Coq with it
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𝖬𝖺𝗁𝖽𝗂 𝖢𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗀𝗁𝖼𝗁𝗂 @mahdi.ch · 04/04/2025
Huge congratulations to my amazing student Yeyuan Chen (+co-author Zihan Zhang of OSU advised by Zeyu Guo) for being awarded the STOC 2025 Best Student Paper Award! Their monumental result proves that explicit Reed-Solomon codes can correct more errors than previously known: arxiv.org/abs/2408.15925
arxiv.org
Explicit Folded Reed-Solomon and Multiplicity Codes Achieve Relaxed Generalized Singleton Bounds
In this paper, we prove that explicit FRS codes and multiplicity codes achieve relaxed generalized Singleton bounds for list size $L\ge1.$ Specifically, we show the following: (1) FRS code of length $...
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Chris Peikert @chrispeikert.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I find that this works, mostly, but requires the right amount of skepticism. Too much leads me to the “dual” of “fully trustful” reading, bogged down in doubting every little piece of ink, and not seeing the shapes or overall picture.
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
when my family asks me about the impact of my research
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
frantically changing "graph theory" to "autonomous killer graph theory" in all my papers
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Huck Bennett @huckbennett.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This is terrible news, and part of the ongoing assault on science in the U.S. by the new administration. To honor Tracy Kimbrel and his service to the NSF's AF division, here's a short thread about a beautiful algorithm of his, joint with Rakesh Sinha (www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...). 1/
sciencedirect.com
A probabilistic algorithm for verifying matrix products using O(n2) time and log2n + O(1) random bits
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A proof is a logical argument written to convince a skeptical audience. A corollary is that the best way to read a proof is to roleplay as a skeptical audience.
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Same
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Guy who updates his beliefs towards frequentism after witnessing examples of it working
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 16/01/2025
One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹
 “Right here people might bring up Vincent van Gogh as an example of a painter who did great work in spite of—or because of—his suffering. I like to think that van Gogh would have been even more prolific and even greater if he wasn’t so restricted by the things tormenting him. I don’t think it was pain that made him so great—I think his painting brought him whatever happiness he had.” ― David Lynch
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Gautam Kamath @gautamkamath.com · 24/12/2024
With @adamsmith.xyz and @thejonullman.bsky.social, we have compiled a set of profiles of 29 people in the "foundations of responsible computing" community ("mathematical research in computation and society writ large") who are on the faculty job market. Link: drive.google.com/file/d/1Hyvg... 1/3
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
In Vietnam they call these "dragon powder." That is so much cooler than "fire extinguisher" what are we doing
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I might be the last horse to cross the finish line here, but I learned today that the length "1em" in tex doesn't stand for anything, rather, it's called that because it's exactly the length of one uppercase M 🤯
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I was reminded this week of an open problem in graph theory that has absolutely no business being open. 🧵
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Pepper illegally attempted to stop us from leaving this morning
a dog sitting beneath the driver's seat of a car, looking up at the camera
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Anupam Gupta @anupamg.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A reminder about NY Theory Day in a week! Fri Dec 6th! Talks by Amir Abboud, Sanjeev Khanna, Rotem Oshman, and Ron Rothblum! At NYU Tandon! sites.google.com/view/nyctheo... Registration is free, but please register for building access. See you all there!
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About The New York Theory Day is a workshop aimed to bring together the theoretical computer science community in the New York metropolitan area for a day of interaction and discussion. The Theory Da...
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Hung Le @hunglv.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
New post on additive spanners. Oustanding open problem: construct a +4 spanner with O(n^{4/3}) edges.
minorfree.github.io
Additive Spanners | Rambling on Graphs
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
♪ when the function behaves like a sum of sine waves, that's a fourier ♪
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Greg Bodwin @gbodwin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
New platform so I get to repost things. First of all, here is the greatest proof of all time
A visual proof of the Calisson Tiling Theorem
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