Reposted by Gaz AstonTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026Every AI CEO sounds like this. 61031296
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 29/09/2026The Man City news isn’t just hilarious now, it’s going to be hilarious for years to come. Possibly even decades. 120
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 27/09/2026First roast dinner of the season. Please update your spreadsheets. 010
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 10/09/2026Democrats should pledge $4999 if they win midterms www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTrump says every adult American would get $5,000 if Republicans win midtermsSpeaking at a party convention, the US president gave no details on how the plan would work or where the money would come from. 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 13/08/2026Extremely pleased to see the Clacton farce situated below the fold on many news websites 👌 010
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 07/07/2026Man of the people goes on TV to explain that he’s filthy rich and how and why is none of your business you tiny people 010
Reposted by Gaz AstonGaz Aston @gazaston.com · 27/06/2026When they bring out Anthony Barry for the half time interview 001
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 27/06/2026When they bring out Anthony Barry for the half time interview 001
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 26/04/2026It’s almost like the president’s security people aren’t really that invested in the role 010
Reposted by Gaz AstonHazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 24/12/2025The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important 251073265
Reposted by Gaz AstonHelen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"Can tech save the world?" is the wrong question. The right question is "what kind of world do we want to build?", and then the tech can help us get there. It's the re-invented worldview that the tech gives you access to that matters. The tech needs to support that worldview, not dictate it. 851485361
Reposted by Gaz AstonMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 12/03/2026Content design gang! Help get the forms right for the foxes! :) 001
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 10/03/2026That Hegseth fellow is bit much isn’t he? Like the worst pub bore ever. 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 05/03/2026When I’m in charge, for every hour of news on TV there will be one hour of Gardners’ World and one of Springwatch broadcast. A minimum 2:1 ratio of tranquility to anxiety. 020
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 03/03/2026Must be sheer coincidence that the transport of oil through the strait of Hormuz is being choked by a conflict started by a nation that recently took effective control of another nation that has the largest oil reserves on earth 💰 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 💰 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 11/07/2025me whenever someone in London describes the rest of the UK as "the regions"media.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .Alt: a chap trying not to puke 140
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 22/06/2025All news media rn: youtu.be/r3BO6GP9NMY?...youtu.beThe Day Today - WAR!YouTube video by Jmagunda 120
Reposted by Gaz AstonGuy Shrubsole @guyshrubsole.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Happy St George's Day. A reminder that half of England is owned by less than 1% of the population. Some of these aristocratic landowners have inherited land since the Norman Conquest. England needs land reform and a strong Community Right to Buy! whoownsengland.org 45989290
Reposted by Gaz AstonInformation is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Periodic table by lickability :) (by Reddit user: u/Wellihol) Note: this chart is in some cases possibly dangerously inaccurate. e.g. Elemental Calcium can cause fire in the presence of water. So, for any elemental licking experiments, take with a pinch of Na Cl 2249
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 25/03/2025Heard someone describe generative AI as “a giant averaging machine” and it felt pretty accurate 020
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 18/03/2025Motorists are the absolute worst www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/2501399...gazette-news.co.ukColchester half marathon organisers issue statement after 'drivers ignore closures'Colchester's half marathon organisers say they will be "working closely" with police after drivers reportedly ignored road closures 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 13/03/2025New Italian restaurant in town will put pineapple on your pizza but they call it “An Italian Dies” and charge you £140 for it 😂😂😂😂 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 04/03/2025Nothing quite like 24 hour news media for slam dunking the ol’ mental wellbeing squarely into the bin huh 020
Reposted by Gaz AstonGaz Aston @gazaston.com · 03/02/2025Should probably blow the dust off this meme, we’ll need it a lot (again) 092
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 26/02/2025Today’s earworm: the theme tune to Esther Rantzen’s “That’s Life” 🫠 000
Reposted by Gaz AstonJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025On pretty much a daily basis, I see someone advocating for relaxing software quality to speed up delivery. You can add that to "adding people to the team will help us deliver sooner" for really bad advice in the majority of cases. 54110
Reposted by Gaz AstonDaniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 25/02/2025How does urban efficiency look like? 👇👇👇 Just watch 210 people 🚌 🚌 🚌 overtaking 7 people 🚗🚙🚗🚙 Via @metrolosangelesbot.bsky.social 15721
Reposted by Gaz Astondavy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET 626720967
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 07/02/2025Five years smoke-free today 🚬🚫media.tenor.coma woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountainsAlt: a woman stands in a field with her arms outstretched in front of mountains 020
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 03/02/2025Should probably blow the dust off this meme, we’ll need it a lot (again) 092
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 29/01/2025A third runway at Heathrow is definitely the best strategy for dealing with the ~35% rise in the price of Lurpak since 2020 040
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 28/01/20256 of the 16 top stories today on the BBC News website are about AI 🫠 000
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 23/01/2025Fired up the birdbox cam for 2025. Already got some potential tenants having a peep. 020
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 21/01/2025Instagram suddenly recommending I follow the Whitehouse, the VP and the First Lady. Someone has been tweaking a config file somewhere. 030
Gaz Aston @gazaston.com · 21/01/2025Winterwatch is the perfect palette cleanser after the bitter taste of recent world news 🩵 #Winterwatch2025 030