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Gav Roberts

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United season ticket holder for 30 years blah blah blah #UTFR

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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
City benefiting from a red card, just like they did at Old Trafford...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm glad to see the decision to stick with just the one striker who was known to managing a tricky injury isn't backfiring at all. A bold and brave decision by the owners to invest the money in their pockets instead. It's really paying dividends on the pitch. Also, full backs.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Surely got to get Baleba on for Tielemans here. And maybe pass to a team mate once or twice. And get the ball out wide. And give the player on the ball a bit of support. And just remember how to play football, I suppose. That'd be nice.
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 10/10/2026
10,000 new homes unlocked. By stepping in where councils have refused planning permission, we're accelerating housebuilding across the capital. We’re using every power available to tackle London’s housing crisis and get homes built.
insidehousing.co.uk
City Hall approves 10,000 rejected or stalled homes through call-in powers
City Hall has approved 10,000 homes that were rejected by councils, through the London mayor’s call-in process.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been a long day and I'm pretty tired, but what does "help us get out the vote" mean?
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zirkzee scored for the Netherlands? No surprise there - any club would be lucky to have him and they should be lining up to sign him in January. He'd be a bargain, no mistake about it. They'd crazy not to snap him up... ... ... ... ...please...?
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man City's argument is that its owner was not secretly funding the club with disguised sponsorship payments because the money came from the government of Abu Dhabi, rather than from the notional owner of the club, the brother of the ruler of Abu Dhabi, who is also a vice president of the UAE.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW your irrefutable evidence of innocence is that you were wearing a different hat when you did the fraud. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
telegraph.co.uk
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This isn't just wonderfully ridiculous, it suggests a pleasing degree of panic in an ownership group that's without any good options. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
City sponsor Etihad Airways considering legal action against the Premier League
Manchester City’s main sponsor, Etihad Airways, is considering legal action against the Premier League after the verdict of the independent commission
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd like to thank Lethal Weapon 2 for making me hear this every time I see the words 'diplomatic immunity' *Legal Disclaimer - I am in no way suggesting Danny Glover should shoot al-Mubarak in the head.
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Diplomatic Immunity! - Lethal Weapon Scene
ALT: Diplomatic Immunity! - Lethal Weapon Scene
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is not, he's not really here (because he quit)
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 30/09/2026
Man City have shown zero remorse and are still belittling the legal process. Hard to see how they can expect any leniency.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps the most damning document in English football history. resources.premierleague.pulselive.com/premierleagu...
resources.premierleague.pulselive.com
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As was touched on by @iaindowie.bsky.social, the lack of anger towards the City ownership from fans is a little surprising. Maybe it’s because they’re still absorbing it, but the majority of what I’ve seen so far is just banal comments about how ‘nobody can take away the memories’.
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See, it was actually only 114 breaches after all that, not 115. Hardly a big deal.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unfortunately Gary, it wasn't even their worst 15 minutes this week. Go and do another podcast about remembering things with your equally boring mates.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, United were rubbish but that doesn't mean Fulham deserved to win. A draw is probably about right.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck for that, it's the international break...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Obviously United haven't been great, but losing still would've been unfair - good to get the equaliser, not convinced they've got it in them to push for a winner though.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't give handball for that, he's about 2 foot away and it would've hit his chest anyway.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zirkzee on. Look out Fulham, you're in trouble now.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Phew, for a moment there I thought our defenders weren't goimg to do anything hilariously shit. Martinez had other plans...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd much rather play Mbeumo through the middle than Cunha - stick Lacey on for Rashford and move them round so we've got Cunha and Lacey out wide.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The defence looks like 4 individuals all doing their own thing. No sense of them working together as a unit, or having any kind of awareness of each other.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can anyone get a message out to United's full backs? Not sure they understand what wingers are or where they can traditionally be found on a football pitch. Acres of space to cross on one side, acres of space to shoot on the other. Doesn't matter who's on the pitch, it's always the same.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If they ever decide to remake keystone cops, that's the audition tape sorted for half our team...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shocking how they just completely stop playing when they get the lead, then have no idea how to start again.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I definitely don't want to go back to that formation, I just don't like any of our full backs...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, credit to Brighton, they didn't need to cheat to win - they just waited for United to gift them all the goals. Which they did, in some style.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking at this squad, maybe Amorim was onto something when he decided to play without full backs...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not really arsed about being out of the Carabao, obviously, but these performances are just appalling time after time. All over the place. Can't press, can't pass. No urgency, no fight, no idea what to do when they take the lead. Shambles top to bottom.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never seen anyone so determined to blindly charge 60 yards out to try to close the ball down. What's he thinking?
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember that time United didn't sign a striker and ended up playing Zirkzee up front? Crazy days.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No worries with Yoro, but ideally they both need someone experienced next to them...
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Saf @saf-football.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might as well put 4 of these in defence
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer
ALT: Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...and again...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oops, forgot to defend again...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The complacency that kicks in with these players runs through the whole squad. Spent 20 minutes messing up pass after pass, being second to every loose ball, and giving the ball away softly. Not sure how many wake up calls they need before they actually wake up. Can't sit back after half time now.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Properly poor defending from Heaven, not the first time tonight. United have let Brighton back in by constantly giving the ball away, like they've been doing all season.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And another one! Well done Mason Mount...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes! Get in Shea Lacey!
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy to see some rotation, good for players like Santos, Mount, Yoro, Heaven and Lacey to get a start.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, I thought the same thing - recognise the source but no idea if it's true or just a rumour being reported...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Disclaimer: if it's true, obviously.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, this news can fuck off...
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