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Gav Roberts

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United season ticket holder for 30 years blah blah blah #UTFR

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man City's argument is that its owner was not secretly funding the club with disguised sponsorship payments because the money came from the government of Abu Dhabi, rather than from the notional owner of the club, the brother of the ruler of Abu Dhabi, who is also a vice president of the UAE.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW your irrefutable evidence of innocence is that you were wearing a different hat when you did the fraud. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This isn't just wonderfully ridiculous, it suggests a pleasing degree of panic in an ownership group that's without any good options. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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City sponsor Etihad Airways considering legal action against the Premier League
Manchester City’s main sponsor, Etihad Airways, is considering legal action against the Premier League after the verdict of the independent commission
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd like to thank Lethal Weapon 2 for making me hear this every time I see the words 'diplomatic immunity' *Legal Disclaimer - I am in no way suggesting Danny Glover should shoot al-Mubarak in the head.
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Diplomatic Immunity! - Lethal Weapon Scene
ALT: Diplomatic Immunity! - Lethal Weapon Scene
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is not, he's not really here (because he quit)
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 30/09/2026
Man City have shown zero remorse and are still belittling the legal process. Hard to see how they can expect any leniency.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perhaps the most damning document in English football history. resources.premierleague.pulselive.com/premierleagu...
resources.premierleague.pulselive.com
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As was touched on by @iaindowie.bsky.social, the lack of anger towards the City ownership from fans is a little surprising. Maybe it’s because they’re still absorbing it, but the majority of what I’ve seen so far is just banal comments about how ‘nobody can take away the memories’.
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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See, it was actually only 114 breaches after all that, not 115. Hardly a big deal.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Unfortunately Gary, it wasn't even their worst 15 minutes this week. Go and do another podcast about remembering things with your equally boring mates.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck for that, it's the international break...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Obviously United haven't been great, but losing still would've been unfair - good to get the equaliser, not convinced they've got it in them to push for a winner though.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't give handball for that, he's about 2 foot away and it would've hit his chest anyway.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zirkzee on. Look out Fulham, you're in trouble now.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Phew, for a moment there I thought our defenders weren't goimg to do anything hilariously shit. Martinez had other plans...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd much rather play Mbeumo through the middle than Cunha - stick Lacey on for Rashford and move them round so we've got Cunha and Lacey out wide.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can anyone get a message out to United's full backs? Not sure they understand what wingers are or where they can traditionally be found on a football pitch. Acres of space to cross on one side, acres of space to shoot on the other. Doesn't matter who's on the pitch, it's always the same.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking at this squad, maybe Amorim was onto something when he decided to play without full backs...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not really arsed about being out of the Carabao, obviously, but these performances are just appalling time after time. All over the place. Can't press, can't pass. No urgency, no fight, no idea what to do when they take the lead. Shambles top to bottom.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember that time United didn't sign a striker and ended up playing Zirkzee up front? Crazy days.
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Saf @saf-football.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might as well put 4 of these in defence
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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer
ALT: Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oops, forgot to defend again...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The complacency that kicks in with these players runs through the whole squad. Spent 20 minutes messing up pass after pass, being second to every loose ball, and giving the ball away softly. Not sure how many wake up calls they need before they actually wake up. Can't sit back after half time now.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Properly poor defending from Heaven, not the first time tonight. United have let Brighton back in by constantly giving the ball away, like they've been doing all season.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And another one! Well done Mason Mount...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes! Get in Shea Lacey!
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy to see some rotation, good for players like Santos, Mount, Yoro, Heaven and Lacey to get a start.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, this news can fuck off...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the VAR lot were the only people on the planet who thought the goal was legal. United didn't deserve to win, neither did City. Ah well, shit happens, no point crying about it. Especially with the big one coming up - that's right, it's Carabao time...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fair play to City, they went down to 10 men but played to their strengths - thought City looked dangerous every time Dalot or Dorgu got the ball. Ref was shit but not the reason United lost - too slow, too static, too Sesko on the bench, and too Bruno disappearing when he got dropped deeper.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some seriously poor crossing on show today, all of the classics on display - straight to the keeper, straight at the first man, miles over everyone's heads.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Danny Tommo" (grow up mate) and his blackshirt balaclava bellends vs the daily mail. It's like City v Liverpool, can both sides lose please?
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wasn't good enough from United after going a goal up - just kept giving the ball away and sitting back instead of trying to kill the game off. Careless, and always likely to get punished, albeit with a wonder goal after all of the stoppage time had been played.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Should've been full time when the corner was cleared, of course.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well that's a hell of a strike. Bugger.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Get in there Ben Sesko!
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What's that? United conceded a goal because Shaw was out of position? How unusual.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's a cracking goal, lovely stuff from Mbeumo
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hopefully Sesko will be fit enough to start games soon, can't keep playing a winger out of position up front. Takes away so much of Cunha's game when he plays as a striker.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
OK, serious post for once. No punchline coming. We can have all the fun we want with INEOS’ “best in class”, “Project 150” and “putting Manchester back into Manchester United”. But beneath all the jokes, there’s a much bigger problem - and it starts with greed.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
United getting a winger and a striker was always dependent on Rashford & Zirkzee leaving, so fair enough. Not sorting out a left back is disappointing, but it'd be good to see Mazraoui/Amass/Dorgu get chances with CL & Carabao games coming up, rather than just starting with Shaw every match.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Would be perfectly set up for a debut goal at the weekend when Everton play...oh, hang on...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
INEOS are just out in the street asking if passers by know any left backs at this point. Of course City would help United out...
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A left back and a striker would be great. Fully expect the 4:00 no business expected briefing. It's fine. Having one ageing, injury/error prone left back, one injury prone striker and playing twice a week is fine. Super excited about the red planet immersive experience thing they keep plugging...
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is a disgrace. For all the bollocks about Jim Ratcliffe wanting a shiny new stadium to be his legacy, his real legacy will be pricing out and pushing away long-standing season ticket holders from the club they’ve supported for decades.
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Gav Roberts @gavroberts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hat trick for Bruno, but Mainoo was the best player on the pitch. Much more entertaining chaos in the second half after that ponderous first half...
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