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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 41m
Do you think the pope yelled out “FUCK”
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 3h
Counterpoint:
A Dutch "Stop de kindermoord" sign
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 3h
We are witnessing history. Imagine if this is part of their 100+ year drought.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 4h
2pm is nasty 😷
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 4h
This does not look comfortable
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 8h
babe Ruth this poor wife Helen that. Kiké Hernandez is better actually
Kiké has more post seasons home runs than babe Ruth (and ithers) graphic
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 8h
Some say it would work some say it wouldn’t. It would be nice if they could just talk to each other.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 10h
Looks like the remaining teams minus the dodgers have not won ever or not won in a very long time Exciting
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 10h
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 10h
obvious bait but even joking about it definitely contributed to their loss
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
Derek jeter really said it’s gonna be a Yankees padres World Series
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Gourd (pumpkin) @gourdisin.space · 11h
We gotta start teaching the Bible in schools, most kids have never even heard of our Lord and Savior Donald Shoup
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11h
Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
This is art
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
major skill issue
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
At the doctors office and these dudes next to me are crying about parking even though there’s so much around here People expect to be able to park right next to the door or else it’s a disaster
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
You’re so right
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
Hopefully @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social wins so she can replace all of these useless department heads and put people in charge that actually care
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
So if you ever wonder why things just don’t seem to work it’s because the way it’s set up is really bad. And the heads of these departments set what is important and street safety for anyone outside of a car is at the bottom of the list.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
At our recent LABAC meeting we had people from DOT and BOE OR BCA explain to us how things work and it’s really dumb. We found out that certain 311 requests don’t even reach the appropriate department because there’s no connection between them and the 311 system. It’s a disaster.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
In Los Angeles there are so many departments and none of them know how to communicate with each other. You would think one department controls the streets, sidewalks, lighting, etc, right? Nope. That’s like 3 or 4. But also, they don’t care enough. Their priority is cars. Always has been.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 11h
space jam but baseball
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 13h
NIMBYs in my town love to scream, "Where's the parking!!!" whenever new housing or mixed use is proposed downtown. The parking is literally everywhere. It's never full. It's all free. You may have to walk a few hundred feet though and that's not allowed.
A giant parking lot that is half fullTwo large parking lots that are actually fairly fullA bunch of empty on-street spaces
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 12h
Even I’ve heard of dua lipa 😭
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 21h
static.klipy.com
Happy Thanksgiving with Snoopy and Woodstock
ALT: Happy Thanksgiving with Snoopy and Woodstock
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 21h
what's crazy is that I saw this on the REPLAY which means they either didn't see it or didn't care but they did censor the "bad" language on the replay lol
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 21h
i'm 99.99% sure it's benny biceps third from the door next to kim
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 21h
even the camera guy on the right was like
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Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme
ALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 21h
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 22h
tanner scott like "who tf has their whole ass hanging out"
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 22h
Watching the celebration for the first time. Dalton is so evil lmao
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 23h
DAAAAAAaaaaAaaAaaaAAaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAaAaAa
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Rich Hill’s Blister @blisterrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your Yankees fans friends are suffering right now so be sure to mock them relentlessly
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kevin Cash covering his mouth to not give Jomboy any clicks
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankees getting swept would be really funny
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She’s the best 😌
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my grandma just said “¡mira, es la ardilla!” So I looked at that tv and asked who she was talking about and she pointed at dave roberts She calls him ardilla because “siempre está comiendo semillas”
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I only feel bad for ONE Braves fan. To the rest:
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE MORE OUT
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shut it down 😤
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MILF
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LFG TOAST
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean….
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do something french toast 🙏🏽
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please score
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kate @katemcfc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
free rides on @metrolosangeles.bsky.social for clean air day!
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Postseason baseball should be a national holiday. No one* works the entire month of October. *Except if you hate baseball then you have to work.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freddie got booed by Braves fans. He’s going into the HOF as a Dodger.
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juice demon (◕ᴗ◕✿) 🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finished meeting in Hollywood. Time to sleep
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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Padres fan wearing a hat with a Keep the Faith sign: Stop giving me your toughest battles

Jesus: how are you still alive
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