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I follow Schumer to mock him, not to support him

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2025
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2025
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in…
Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days
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Martin Robertson @martinrobertson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Naval Academy is on lockdown from a shooting, Charlie Kirk’s assassin is on the loose, Russia is launching drones into Poland, and Trump is at a Yankees game.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
One reader’s take on the bag that was thrown out of the window of the White House.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2025
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…
The Onion : As mayor, what would be the most important areas to focus on first?

Cuomo: Her hips, and then her thighs.
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Faceless Alien @justa9.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It sounds like you experienced an unfortunate mishap! If you left your penis in your pants while trying to urinate, the urine likely didn't make it to the toilet because it was obstructed by your clothing. Instead, the urine probably soaked into your pants, which explains why they’re wet. The fabric absorbed the liquid, preventing it from reaching the intended target—the toilet. This can happen due to not fully unzipping or pulling down your pants in time. 

To avoid this in the future, make sure to fully prepare before urinating, ensuring clear access to the toilet. For now, you might want to change into dry clothes and give those pants a wash!
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 11/06/2025
What does a Jewish owned community center in California have to do with the actions of the Israeli government?
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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Fuck ICE
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
lmao The Sun has a livestream of the “LA riots” on YouTube and when you click on it it’s a bunch of troops standing around doing nothing you can literally hear birds singing in the background what a time to be alive
clickbait on YouTube that says LA riots live troops doing absolutely nothing
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Earlier today ICE agents hit someone with a car and tear gassed a neighborhood, sparking several fires and disrupting businesses. Immigrants, by contrast, did not.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/06/2025
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
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Trending - World @trendingworld.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Words from the last 30 minutes 🧭: 1. Trump 2. The constitution 3. Meow 4. Meow meow 5. Stand up 6. Up for 7. Angry 8. You I 9. For it 10. Meow meow meow Ad: @terraprotege.bsky.social.
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i like video games
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GatlingGun511 @gatlinggun511.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov do you plan on re-uploading the entire 25 hour speech to YouTube? I’m trying to find somewhere to watch it but the original stream is down and the longest individual videos I see are 12 hours with no other parts
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Chris Murphy has confirmed he’s joining Cory Booker in solidarity on the Senate floor all night to protest Trump’s lawlessness and corruption.
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
a well-drawn sticky note doodle of a smiling Mickey Mouse wearing the hat from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, with the words “all magic comes with a price” scrawled beside it
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
this administration’s brains have been so cooked by Online that they’re tearing out the walls trying to find the Liberal Conspiracy behind everything and simply can’t believe that most people organically and individually hate their asses
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 15/03/2025
Senior described Schmidt being “violently interrogated” at Logan Airport for hours, and being stripped naked, put in a cold shower by two officials, and being put back onto a chair. www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
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Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Originally from Germany, Fabian Schmidt was stopped on his way home from Luxembourg, questioned, and held in Rhode Island.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/02/2025
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance theonion.com/concern...
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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
me watching Elon Musk’s public hanging on tv after the fall of the Epic States of Xmerica in 2051
an old man sits in a comfortable armchair eating popcorn and excitedly pointing at a tv offscreen which is showing Elon Musk’s execution
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If the person who first posted about going goblin mode should predecease me I would like to know so I might lay a flower ‘pon their grave
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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Call them want they really are: HACKERS This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit! They are boy hackers! Plain and simple This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids
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Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
From the protest at the Pfugerville, TX ICE detention facility today. #FuckICE #AbolishICE #DeportICE
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/01/2025
If it were legal to fire you, they wouldn't put so much effort into getting you to resign voluntarily.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Rep. Thomas Massie introduced a bill to get rid of the Department of Education. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/01/2025
Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Here we go. Republican Congressman Andy Ogles has drafted a constitutional amendment to allow Donald Trump to be president for a third term.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2025
More emails: amanda.scales@opm.gov DEIAreports@opm.gov
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2025
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
BREAKING: 18 states led by NJ, as well as DC and SF, sue Trump over his birthright citizenship order. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Case caption: NJ et al v. Trump et alPRAYER FOR RELIEF
WHEREFORE, the Plaintiffs pray that the Court:
a. Declare that the Order is contrary to the Constitution and laws of the United States;
Declare that actions taken by Defendant agencies to implement or enforce the Order
violate the Administrative Procedure Act;
C.
Preliminarily and permanently enjoin Defendants from implementing or enforcing
the Order;
d.
Vacate any actions taken by Defendant agencies to implement or enforce the Order;
and
Award such additional relief as the interests of justice may require.
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
U.S. Senators DC Contact List Continued: North Dakota Senator John Hoeven 202-224-2551 Senator Kevin Cramer 202-224-2043 Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno 202-224-2315 Senator Jon Husted: 202-224-3353 Oklahoma Senator James Lankford 202-224-5754 Senator Markwayne Mullin 202-224-4721 12/17
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m sad.
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 18/01/2025
In Burbank this morning, I met a couple who told me they still didn’t know if their house was still standing. We looked it up online and got the good news together. It was still there. If you don’t know the status of your home, you can find it here: recovery.lacounty.gov
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
List of ALL 100 U.S. Senators DC Contact Information: Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville 202-224-4124 Senator Katie Boyd Britt 202-224-5744 Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski 202-224-6665 Senator Dan Sullivan 202-224-3004 Arizona Senator Mark Kelly 202-224-2235 Senator Ruben Gallego 202-224-4521 1/17
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Dittie @dittie.sheshed.rocks · 16/01/2025
Just sayin…
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 18/01/2025
As someone who just had to exploit a whisper network to help someone find abortion pills, I am not quite in the mood for this argument.
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