Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The cowards at The National Academy of Sciences rejected my McDonald Cascade Theory, which states that a single Michael McDonald impression will inevitably trigger a chain reaction of additional Michael McDonald impressions, because of woke. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up. 324208672293
Reposted by Gummy WizardDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/03/2026People do not appreciate what a vast, fundamental sea change batteries are bringing to the electrical system. 231532391
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026“We’re all trying to find the guys who did this!” 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It's going to take a long time to undo the damage done by this administration. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 25/01/2026ICE in #SouthAustin? iceout.org/reportInfo/9...iceout.orgPeople Over Papers - Report ICE ActivityReport and track ICE activity in your community. A community-driven platform to document immigration enforcement. 001
Reposted by Gummy Wizardmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 07/01/2026they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it. 1967302077
Reposted by Gummy WizardJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call. 135104612601
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 05/01/2026"It's GOOD we bombed Berlin and kidnapped their PM. Just look at all the Germans celebrating in Argentina!" 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I know this could be seen as controversial, but I’m beginning to suspect that Nazis might be kind of rude. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳. 030
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Music reaction videos are a racket. Olds like to watch youngs lose their minds over the songs we blasted in high school, and the youngs are happy to ham it up for views on their monetized accounts. “Oh wow! Whoa! Whaaaaat? WOW!” C’mon. Nobody listens to The Cure like that. 120
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Charlie Kirk was a great man, but you'll be fired for quoting him directly. But yeah. Great man with unspecified opinions which you must never repeat. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The more clear it becomes that Tyler Robinson is far-right, the less likely is that law enforcement will tell us. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I just hope that RFK Jr. is standing by and all the doctors at Walter Reed take his treatment advice. #DieTrumpDie 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Schismogenesis: defining your identity as “whatever they’re not.” See also: “own the libs.” 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The Department of Homeland Security has always been useless security theater to make people feel better. It’s the DOGE of its generation. Why won’t anyone with a platform call it what it is? Is it really that politically delicate? Call it government waste if that’s easier. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025REPUBLICANS IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA: We don't have the votes, but we will filibuster and use arcane parliamentary rules to deny any attempt to ensure Black people have rights. DEMOCRATS TODAY: Pwease stop.🥺 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 04/07/2025THE OLDS: Gasp! Look at these dashing young rebels—Kneecap and Bob Vylan—saying all those naughty, forbidden things we explicitly told them not to say! Isn’t that just awful? Aren’t you horrified? THE YOUNG: 😍😍😍😍😍😍 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Saw a small gang of mockingbirds harassing a hawk on my walk this morning. The hawk bailed, two birds hot on his tail. How many other little critters did they just save? It reminded me of people showing up to confront ICE, forcing them to retreat. Same energy. Not today, motherfucker. Not today. 010
Reposted by Gummy WizardMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 14/06/2025remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him 1565573
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Noem would've looked shocked if her laminated face was still capable of human expressions. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardNaomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The way to beat Trump's fake populism is with real economic populism: - genuine solutions like rent control and free fast busses - directing the deep well of public anger up at the oligarchs, not the vulnerable. This is what Trump fears most - and it's why he never wanted to run against Bernie 101019151
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Sssssssh! Please be quiet and respectful. Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election. 100
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2025“But Marines aren’t trained to be police!” And cops are? Cops get less training than hairdressers. Some ex-cop grifter shows up and pushes the “wolves, sheep, sheepdogs” fantasy where empathy gets you killed and the public is the enemy. Police training ain't what you're making it out to be. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Scene in front of the downtown Austin ICE facility from the LA Solidarity protest. People were angry, but peaceful. Despite this, APD tear gassed protesters anyway. #ChingaLaMigra #FuckICE 214948
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Remember: All of their accusations are confessions. 010
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The last 50501 protest I went to, they led the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance. LOL Fuck that shit. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The Mexican flag isn’t a hate symbol. IDGAF if ICE protesters fly it. The real issue is the decades-long fascist smear campaign tying Mexican identity to crime & invasion. Waving the flag is a reclaiming of their identity and a middle finger to anyone who wants them to be ashamed of it. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025LA and Minneapolis ICE protesters: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS! KEEP IT UP! YOU GIVE US ALL HOPE! Also, put more distance between yourselves and the pigs as you sling rocks with a shepherd’s sling. They’re cheap online (or you can make your own) and super easy to use. 020
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The Elon cult: Zoomer incels who play Diablo all day and never touch grass. The Trump cult: GenXers who failed history class and never left their hometowns. The Trump cult has the edge because GenX is made up of feral raccoons who grew up in the woods and had to be self-sufficient by 2nd grade. 110
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Hey North Austin: Y’all ok up there? Seeing the #hail pics and hearing reports of power outages. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Even the cops knew these arrests were bullshit. And what did Joe Biden have to say about this brutal repression of these students' rights? He painted them as violent antisemites. Remember this the next time you want to whine about young people not voting.cbsaustin.comBody cam footage raises questions about arrests at pro-Palestine protest at UT AustinBody camera footage obtained by CBS Austin reveals Texas Department of Public Safety officers questioning the legal basis for arresting pro-Palestine student pr 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025The whole concept of "white genocide" is a white nationalist trope, especially in a country like South Africa. Only a racist could look at a group that’s only 7% of the population, but controls 72% of the land and 67% of the wealth, and say they’re the victims. 000
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025#MMW When the Dem Primaries come around for 2028, the candidate running on “Abolish ICE” will have my vote. If none of them have the courage to take up that issue, I’m not sure I’ll even bother voting. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a 1481325106552
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025So much of what we’re seeing today is rooted in Reconstruction’s failure. We let Confederates become judges and lawmakers, warping the 13th–15th Amendments and recasting the war as noble. That myth calcified into white grievance and authoritarian nostalgia. Now we’re living with the rot. 000
Reposted by Gummy WizardEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 04/05/2025There is zero hope for this country so long as we live in an information environment where far right propaganda and useless, mealy-mouthed pablum like this are free to read while 95% of what gets written with some reference to actual reality is paywalled. 1053496
Reposted by Gummy WizardGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/05/2025We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets 362173492650
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 14/04/2025It’s always right-wing white dudes calling their current existence “slavery” (you know, because they have to pay taxes or drive the speed limit or some shit). New law: Anyone in the US who does this must serve as an actual slave for 1 month. Time increases exponentially with each offense. 110
Gummy Wizard @gummywizard.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Stop saying the gov’t should run like a business. Stop electing businessmen to gov't. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to spend it—on people. Profit logic doesn’t make things efficient. It makes them cruel. 100
