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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A possible nickname for future use if you need something slightly offensive.

A snickers bar with the K from a KitKat stuck over the first letter. The KitKat is held behind to make the phrase chunky knickers appear.

garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

❤️🦋❤️🦋❤️ 🎶Love is like a butterfly As soft and gentle as a sigh The multicoloured moods of love are like it's satin wings Thank you Dolly for being a really good all round human being.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Tired of being asked where someone is at work? Try Gary's Staff Locator™️ today (

A piece of cardboard with roughly drawn symbols of a home, upstairs, a forklift truck and a toilet. An arrow sits in the middle and can be rotated to point at any of them.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

What do you get when you cross a Kinder Bueno and a Wispa?

A chocolate wrapper modified to look like it says Bum Pies

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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Next on CBBC Oré Oduba presents a Newsround special on the Royal visit to South London. What's the story in Balham, Oré?

Oré Oduba in the Newsround studio with the text Wouldn't you like to know?

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Off to do the big food shop with the Saturday and Sunday customers all trying to do it at the same time. I think some weapons may be necessary. What a stroke of luck! The police seem to have left a bag of machine guns outside my door 😲

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

In a fairly standard display of organisation at work I turned up as the only person with a front door key only to find they changed the alarm code without telling all the keyholders. Sirens! Alarms! Luckily an engineer from the alarm company happened to be driving up our road when the alert went out

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I usually find my face and personality do the job, but if you need further help this might do the job.

A batch of midge repellent bottles with a misprint minge instead of midge

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

One good reason not to leave the snacks next to a guy with access to a knife and a box of premium markets.

A Cadbury fingers mini packet with extra letters overlaid to read as Mark fingers Mum.

A premium permanent markers box with UM and MARK cut out.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I've watched quite a few of River Crombie's vids over the last month. Definitely worth a watch if you like acoustic covers. A few likes to make him feel appreciated wouldn't go amiss. youtu.be/6BgKvbpBv8M?...

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Self Esteem - The Offspring (Acoustic Cover)

YouTube video by River Crombie

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Is my car trying to tell me it wants to go and live at the scrapyard? Creak! Boing! Watch in the rearview mirror as one of the suspension springs makes a bid for freedom.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Sorry folks, I heard Suspicious Minds in the supermarket 🎤 I'm taking a nap I won't wake up No matter how you nudge me baby 🎺 doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo 🎤 I can't continue watching I am very tired

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Apologies if I look like a weirdo liking and unliking posts, then liking them again. Windows 11 if having one of those days where it can't count the presses on the mouse button - getting ever closer to the "Stuff this, I'm rolling back to previous version" option.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Agree or disagree?

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Oops, something went wrong...🤭 News headline this morning: Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I've been put put on a "Nice people" list for the first time. Apologies if I'm not following people back straight away. I like to check people look human before I click the button. PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Two of our "Four horses of the apocalypse". The white one was pulling grumpy faces as she had seen the gear for a trip to the vets and my phone must have censored her pic as I can't upload it.

A chestnut anglo-arab mare looking to one side over her stable door with her ears pricked forward.

A black and white fell pony looking directly at the camera as if it might be edible.

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Jess @js-hyder.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Out now ⚠️ swearing, alcohol use, memory loss, emotional outbursts, realistic relationships, dragons lords, elves, aliens, humans, mind wipes, British slang, humour, slow burn/start, world building, strong, inclusive, multi-character POV. amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj #booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy

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Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One)

Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One) eBook : Hyder, JS: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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G.Brian Kurtz - healer, teacher, speaker, author. @accesstherealyou.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

So who's going to arrest the president, VP, Supreme Court justices, and every Republican member of CONgress?

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

🎶A good fart these days is hard to hear (A good fart) Silent-violent The one to fear Apologies to Feargal Sharkey

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Today's project: The wife's battery and energiser for the electric fence keep ending up in a puddle of water where the box lid gets cracked or knocked off by the horses. A platform with drainage to hold them both off the ground.

A metal frame approx 22 inches long surrounded by various shapes of plastic struts and a hacksaw.

A closeup of the frame showing how the struts are shaped to fit over the internal lip.

The frame with a completed platform filling roughly half the open space.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Found this post on FB. Sounds a lot like a current administration.

A sign from The Holocaust Museum warning of the early signs of fascism. Identifying enemies as a unifying cause, disdain for intellectuals and the arts, rampant cronyism are among the items listed.

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Tony🫘 @mcdeathbruger.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Keep an eye out for this signal it could save a life

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

🦔 Hedgepig! 🦔 I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

25 years since The Hungry Years nightclub in Brighton closed. This is what I looked like then before I smoked my way to early grey hair.

Me looking a lot like South Park Jesus in a leather jacket with blue shoulders. I'm at the bottom of the stairs at The Hungry Years nightclub, Brighton with a ticket in my hand for the last ever night.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Computer in for a system drive upgrade. The joys of waiting for an old one to install 4+ years of cumulative Windows updates are ahead.

A blue Windows update screen sitting at twenty two percent done.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The wife's paying, I can have any cake I want for my birthday. Who wouldn't choose chocolate cupcakes bears? 🐻💕🧁

Four chocolate cupcakes decorated with textured icing and stuck on features to make very cute bear faces

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I'm resurrecting an early windows 10 machine to use when my main PC goes in for some upgrades. The sheer joy of installing 2+ years worth of updates 💤😴

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

If anyone tries to sell me drugs on here I might have to quote scripture at them from the great prophets Ashcroft and Dizzee. Dizzee 3:21 I don't need no speed, I don't need no heroin, I don't want no coke, You can keep your ketamine. I am a bassline junkie And I like it funky

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

There was a wasp harassing the customers indoors where we went for our anniversary lunch. One of the staff trapped it in a box and released it outside. Moments later we were wasp dodging again. 1/2

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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Quilts by Timna Tarr from her exhibit 'Timna Tarr's Noble Menagerie'

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I've found a load of 90s trading cards in my loft. Going to do the decent thing and sell the interesting ones cheap at the local enthusiasts gaming afternoon. #mtg

Roughly 14 to 15 deck's worth of 30 year old Magic The Gathering cards.

A close up showing some artwork on the MTG cards and a sealed 2 deck starter set.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/06/2025

also, Yay! Wimblepong again #wimbledon

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Monkeys from November

Two monkeys, multi textured drawing with purples and reds

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Prosecution: You don't even seem to realise that feeding someone head-first into a wood chipper is a bad thing to do. Defendant: Actually, I do. The clarity and duration of the screaming are much improved if you start with the toes. Prosecution: (sits down in stunned silence for a moment)

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 21/06/2025

Imagine what happens if LAPD figures out how much good will they can earn by bullying ICE agents

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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Here's an interesting quote: "If the prince subverted the constitution, if he violated the fundamental laws of the nation, then he forfeited his office - he unkinged himself- and could be resisted and deposed".

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

In case you're worrying that I'm veering too far from the "nonsense-list-guy" brand, here's a list of ideas for names of vegan cover bands... The Tofu Fighters QUOЯN Rage Against the Sardine The Tempeh Trap Soy Division

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Wasp nest discovered in my shed, lampshade for scale. My trial at The Hague for genocide and use of chemical weapons should be scheduled shortly.

A wasp nest in the corner of my shed, roughly half the diameter of the lampshade in the centre.

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Leetham @leetham.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Ok here’s a snippet Please repost! I worked hard on this 😭 #ladygaga #paparazzi

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I think I may have found a slight air leak in the clamp's braking system on my milling machine.

A brake actuator from a CNC milling machine clamp held in my hand. There is a gaping hole where a 10mm cutting tool crashed through the middle of it.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…

A mashup of ace saturday morning kids telly show Number 73 and creepy overrated comedy horror Inside Number 9 called, appropriately enough, Inside Number 73.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Two girls messing about with a song and they still manage a vocal good enough to sell tickets. Stunny - stunning and funny at the same time.

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garywyles.bsky.social @garywyles.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

A drag queen with a catholic upbringing has raised an important theological question. She needs to if the new pope is: A) Actually divine B) Simply fabulous, darling

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