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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Apparently this week’s theme was “Fuck you Gary”. I’m having tshirts made, who wants one?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Cemeteries are just human landfills.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“What’s the big deal? Lots of people pee in the shower.” “Yeah, but usually when the water is running!”

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Owl hanging out across the road from our house.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

"Turning Point is also having an alternative Puppy Bowl with no black labs and no chihuahuas"

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

2026 murders of American citizens: ICE - 2 Mexican gangs - 0

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

If ICE is soooo racist, how come they’re only murdering white people? /s

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Generally speaking, one cannot make a claim of self-defense when they put themselves in harms way to start with. Example; standing in front of a stopped yet running vehicle, then shooting the driver when it moves is not self-defense.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Ok so… the dictator of a South American country gets due process but the people who came here to escape his dictatorship don’t? Have I got that right?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

These musicians and artists should not be cancelling their shows at the Kennedy Center. They should show up as they are contractually obligated to do. And give the shittiest performances possible.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Long ago, in a previous life, I had a neighbor who confided that he’d once gotten crabs…on his eyelashes. He seemed rather proud of this, for some reason…

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Anybody know where Ben Shapiro was yesterday?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

We have devolved from “homo sapiens” to “homo stultis”. #postdystopian

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I suggest we start referring to the current social and political climate as “post-dystopian”. #postdytopian

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Person noticing my close-cut hairdo: “So, do the carpets match the drapes?” Me: “Nah, I got hardwood floors.”

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Maybe you should stay away from children then?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Sooo… when Black South Africans treat White South Africans the way White South Africans treated Black South Africans, it’s genocide?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Rome? Hey Rome? He’s gonna be there for at least 12 hours. Would ya mind…?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Sooo.. all you 2A folks who say it’s for standing up to tyranny? Now’s your chance…

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

So when do they start deporting Ruzzians?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Trump probably thinks he can deport trans folk back to Transylvania.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Hear me out: get AI to draw the redistricting maps based solely on population. Watch that shit get shut down reallllll quick.

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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

How it started/How it's going

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Are they still eating cats and dogs in Columbus?

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Congressional Republicans: at this point you’re going to get primaried no matter what. Might as well do the right thing on your way out…

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus... How in the actual fuck is this legal? Musk needs to be arrested now. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Local micro brew, Beaufort NC. Its kiss is on my lips.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Humans really are the worst people.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Wordle 1,313 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

4” of fresh powder in the Great Dismal Swamp, northern Pasquotank County NC

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God @thegodshow.com · 20/01/2025

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Pretty sure no true American voted for this particular brand of bullshit.

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The Biden economy Trump is inheriting: —Core inflation fell to its lowest level in 4 years —Average hourly wages rose 19.6% over the past 4 years —16.1 million jobs gained (more than Bush, Obama, or Trump) —Real US GDP grew 3.1% —American exports reached the highest numbers on record

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Apropo of nothing… US inflation 2.9% US economic growth 3.1% (outpacing inflation fwiw) US gas price, nationwide average $3.12 US wholesale price of a dozen eggs $3.05 Dec 2024, US unemployment rate was 4.1%. 12,873,000 manufacturing employees, above pre-pandemic levels. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @redtraccoon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I'm Ted Corcoran, a veteran and advocate for making a difference. I am excited to connect on this platform. If you’re feeling generous, please repost this to help me get started and consider adding me to your starter pack. Let’s build something meaningful together!

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

I will not be attending Trump’s inauguration, either.

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Gary the First @garythefirst.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Well shit, who’s gonna direct the next four years now that David Lynch is dead?

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Amelia 🦋 @capalboa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Here's the list of NC voters who are on the challenge list. If you're in NC, check it and share it with friends and family. Everyone on this list needs to know and have the opportunity to defend their vote. #ncpol ncnewsline.com/wp-content/u...

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