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Gaz M

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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 14h
Trump has to join the war against the Houthis for the same reason Sonny Corleone had to jump in the car to beat the shit out of Carlo.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 16h
You will watch this to the end
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 15h
I died
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pelvic thrust risk of going insane
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you ever google Rob, are you in for a surprise.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time For a Grand Bargain on Iran? If Democrats promise not to release the Epstein files, would Trump agree to end the war?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My cousin Tembys was a drug banger (of pot). He is in an iron lung in the basement of the Colorado super max prison now. But they are euthanizing him on Labor Day to make room for toddlers who have melanin.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Infuriating watching fake news media call her Trump’s “diaper nurse.” She’s an accredited Diarrhea Doula.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A tackle that’s as good as a goal.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pretty rotted.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelsey had to get married at Madison Square Garden because they are more in love with each other than normal husbands & wives.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
why is everything in the galaxy terrible now
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I would have put Farewell to Kings on the list. I think you’d like the lyrics to Closer to the Heart.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/04/2026
It’s called “Gollumizing”
Chumbox ad “The Sleep Apnea Trick Doctor Never Mention - But Patients Love It” and it’s a before and after AI looking photo of an old man looking like Dick Vitale who then looks like James Carville
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If Americans can’t figure out why we’re starting a war with Iran, then frankly they don’t deserve to know. by Karoline Leavitt
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
My book A Heart That Works just became profitable (meaning it's made more $ than the advance I was paid, & most books don't!). I'm telling you this because I gave 100% of that advance to kids' hospices & now, again, when ppl buy it, I can give more $ to kids' hospices: bookshop.org/p/books/a-he...
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A Heart That Works
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’m being honorably discharged from ICE today because I have terminal Havana syndrome. Next time I kidnap a 5 yr old it’ll be from that big Chevy Tahoe in the sky
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Ah Plainclothes Man. I love you, Rob. A wee little Spotify list for those assimilated. open.spotify.com/playlist/7kO...
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Rob Delaney's Desert Island Discs choices 7 July 2024
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 06/02/2026
This is good, and we need more of the ~35% of Americans who are wedded to Donald Trump even still to have the same eureka moment as this man.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Whether it's Democrats wanting the federal government to release the names of people who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein or Republicans wanting state governments to release the names of people who voted Democrat in 2024, both sides are seeking names for retribution.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Whether it's conservatives watching the MELANIA documentary or liberals reading gushing emails from Melania to Ghislaine Maxwell, Melania Trump is on the minds of Americans of all stripes.
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Vince D. Monroy @vincedmonroy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Aerial view of a LARGE group of cyclists who have gathered in Minneapolis for an Alex Pretti memorial bike ride 📍Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m no Trump supporter but the Melania doc isn’t as bad as some are saying. The part where she’s watching work on the East Wing & her eyes roll back in her head & she unhinges her jaw & eats a contractor’s head & arm is amazing.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
That explains the discarded skivvies behind the church.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The let me drink it because I’m on TV. It did not taste good.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A Heart That Works is now available in MANDARIN! ❤️📚
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Not petty at all.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
youtu.be/c5i1AFDvjKo?si=3UrWYZttL-s…
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South Park - Jimmy (Have You Seen This, Have You Heard About This)
YouTube video by MojoMusic 420
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Treat yourself to Brad Mehldau’s sublime new album of Elliott Smith covers. www.nonesuch.com/albums/ride-... @bradmehldaumusic.com 🎹
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Ride into the Sun | Nonesuch Records - MP3 Downloads, Free Streaming Music, Lyrics
The official site of Nonesuch Records
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Beyond thrilled to report that I’ll be receiving a Kennedy center honor from president trump for my mobile game “I’m Just Sayin’” which allows you to use the slurs of your choice against historical figures & 3-D avatars of people you work with! avail thru App Store & Google play
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I campaigned for Trump, maxed out donating to him & have lost friends & family over my support for him. But his failure to truly & honestly deal with the Epstein mess has shaken me to my core. I can’t sleep & have had diarrhea for a week. Hot, beige diarrhea. From my butt/butthole. Loud, hot, wet di
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hey #there Chunky Lover.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
What does he struggle with exactly? Which Silicon Valley tech bro enshittifier precedes the word “Democrat”?
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
FB has a particularly pathetic prompt these days where it'll show you a post from this era. Intention is to get you to log back on. My thought is always "ugh, embarrassing that I used to post about my life on that shit site."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Travel | 36 Hours in El Salvador
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“.. judging only from price action, we are suddenly witnessing a comprehensive turn away from US assets (stocks, USTs, corporate credit and the dollar). this is the single most important theme to monitor over coming weeks. .. for the moment capital is flowing out of the US.” - GS Desk/Pasquariello
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
tbh I think investors are now just assuming that Trump is too weak to successfully impose any of these tariffs, the China ones included
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The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
So the Supreme Court’s strategy seems pretty clearly to be forestall admitting we have a constitutional crisis by giving Trump huge victories on narrow procedural grounds. This is akin to having engineers move the Rubicon River closer and closer to Rome to avoid Caesar crossing it.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Let's loop back after lunch and reach out to Lady Liberty and realign with her in terms of next steps.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Tweets I wish I could read for the first time again for the experience.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I have a Rivian and have a 80A subpanel. I am currently charging at 110V and it took 88 hours to for about 80 miles. I will install L2@16A bc I have calculated that will cover me for my usage. In another part of the house we have 48A Tesla charger and we can play car tetris if needed.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The Gemma Situation
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just finished the final episode about 1 minute ago. I will be in a week or so.
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Stephen F. Knott @stephenknott.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The decline of the Washington Post captured in one political cartoon.
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The laugh I needed. mas.to/@kims/114117...
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Kim Scheinberg (@kims@mas.to)
Attached: 1 image text from a friend
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Gaz M @garymcm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I know it’s wrong to think this way but one open handed slap on that orange shit gibbon would end his presidency forever. He would never recover, especially when Z opens his hands showing the orange dye on his palm. Stigmata enough to start a new religion.
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