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Gary Hawkins

@garyhawkins.net
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Mostly memes and shitposting, with maybe the occasional smidge of the cybers.

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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 20h
We have a habit of getting overly attached to the silliest, cutest, most useless creatures. So of course we have a house rule that when A Very Good Boy gets sent to the underworld, if anyone has a stick to throw then he'll always come back. I wonder what shenanigans this expansion will bring... 👌
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 10/08/2026
Unclear whether your point is AI threats aren't real or insurers will always find a way to deny a claim payout 🤷‍♂️ Either way, here's my shocked face :|
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 06/08/2026
Despite the alt text of your photo, I'm going to take the liberty of assuming you're wearing more than *just* a helmet, N95 and a backpack.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 06/08/2026
Apparently Stolen Valor carries a six month prison sentence 🤞
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 04/08/2026
I call it "having something while I decide if I want a snack"
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 04/08/2026
Varying specialist roles, each with their own way of making money and secondary agenda. 🤵‍♂️The Governor takes bribes, but can also veto other players moves 👨‍🔧The Contractor syphons a percentage of all build spending 👨‍💼The Consultants earnings increase exponentially as the game progresses ...
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 02/08/2026
What's the main metric, the number of memes or the reshare count? You can make memes from anything, but getting something into mainstream context, that's
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 01/08/2026
(left) * Outstanding! 🤣
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 01/08/2026
I was once listed as a top 50 global thought leader. The body of publications that I submitted as evidence of my professional accomplishments included the Magna Carta. They made a YouTube video and everything.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 31/07/2026
Came here to say Forbidden Island but someone beat me to it, so you can have Pandemic as well.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 31/07/2026
We've had six incarnations of man-pretending-to-be-a-bat just since I've been old enough to enjoy movies, not including the animated ones or the ones that predate me. Where'd all the original ideas go?
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 31/07/2026
"I'm sorry officer, my car's voice command AI bot broke out of its sandbox and took over the accelerator..."
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 30/07/2026
I once ran a pen test against a company *with* their permission and they still shouted CMA because we saw more than they were happy with which led to them having to notify other client orgs.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 30/07/2026
Haha yes I look forward to the day I can cash in on my Cheltenham beachfront property investment 🤦‍♂️
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/07/2026
Nah that's death, they're chill, they just help souls depart once someone dies, don't actually do any killing. It's Fate you want to have a word with.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/07/2026
The problem with passkeys is we forget to tell 99.999% of people about them in a way that they'd care.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/07/2026
If Gino D'Campo isn't on the set dropping utterly unhinged retorts then I'm not interested.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/07/2026
I think white noise as loud as your phone's speaker will allow would also be a valid response.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 28/07/2026
❎ Excel
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 26/07/2026
👍 Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. 🌓 It's better to half-arse something than to do nothing. 👌Don't let perfection be the enemy of progress. Take your pick of which one works for you but they all amount to much the same; Do what you can, even if it's not what you think you should.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 26/07/2026
😮 have you no compassion for the shareholders!
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 25/07/2026
🔲 add things I've already done to to-do list
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 25/07/2026
some years from now... "ah yes 2026, a fine vintage, hints of smoke and global catastrophe"
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 25/07/2026
Paging @mrr3b00t.bsky.social I think the crux of this campaign is spoofed O365 login pages. The compromised wifi and DNS redirects are unnecessary complications. Also full-tunnel VPN isn't the silver bullet they make it out to be. Keen to hear your thoughts...
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 25/07/2026
I wouldn't wish anyone dead but I also wouldn't be upset if you told me he was on the rocket.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 23/07/2026
One makes the good drugs while the other makes digital diarrhea. There's no sense or value in comparing anything about the two.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 23/07/2026
Sometimes it's BGP or a borked update or overzealous AV quarantining explorer.exe
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 23/07/2026
Nonsense, tears dry by evaporation, same as sweat. Tears without external factors create a puddle.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 23/07/2026
I drew this same self portrait* for GCSE Art way back in the late 1900s. * To be clear, my self portrait was of me, not you, that would be weird.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 22/07/2026
They had those sheets ready a little too quickly 🤔
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 22/07/2026
So, Mr & Mrs Smith then.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 21/07/2026
Nice. Writing down the unwritten rules, like size age shape colour... Some other ideas I try to follow (primarily for reports, but useful elsewhere)... Assume the reader has no prior knowledge. Every item should have a purpose and meaning that is self-evident. Tell a story: start, middle, end.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 21/07/2026
Basically the plot of Pratchett's Hogfather.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 17/07/2026
@the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social here's one for Governor Carcass in issue 759 page 8 Spotted by Gethin
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 15/07/2026
Well this sucks for anyone that's recently bought an EV on the basis that it'd be cheaper to run... ffs 🤦‍♂️ *Pay-per-mile scheme will hit UK drivers in 2028* www.carmagazine.co.uk/car-news/mot...
carmagazine.co.uk
Government lays out new road tax scheme ... which works like the old paper tax disc system
After years of trying to separate VED from the car, the government's marrying the two back together for electric cars.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 15/07/2026
It makes them look cool amongst their peers, builds resilience, and brings in additional tax revenues? </sarcasm>
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 14/07/2026
Has anyone checked Llandewi Breffi
Photo of comedian Matt Lucas in character for BBC series Little Britain
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 14/07/2026
Have you got a TL/DR summary?
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 12/07/2026
Reading between the lines here I'm getting subtle hints that there's a TV series called The Vampire Lestat that is recommended viewing?
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 12/07/2026
Reminds me I need to stock up on champagne, because it's always good to have some on hand, just in case, no particular reason... 🤞
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 12/07/2026
You don't want to mix that up with your SRM 2387
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 10/07/2026
I haven't read the terms and conditions but will assume it makes as much sense as any of the others.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 08/07/2026
I love how everyone goes along with it like it's no big deal, the stiff upper lip could be Britain's new Olympic sport
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 08/07/2026
Not since Rage Against the Machine stole Christmas #1 from X-Factor has there been a more worthy grass roots protest cause
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 08/07/2026
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That's Damn Good Reaction Meme
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 06/07/2026
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Katniss Everdeen: I Volunteer!
ALT: Katniss Everdeen: I Volunteer!
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 06/07/2026
without reading what will inevitably be a depressing article, is there a way to lend support? if I have some spare bandwidth or HDD capacity maybe?
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/06/2026
selective filter, you're unlikely to find many unimpassioned people hanging about in such places.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 29/06/2026
quantum computing is either a problem for security or it's not. We won't know which it is until we look at it, but looking at it will change the outcome.
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Gary Hawkins @garyhawkins.net · 19/06/2026
@jamiesmart.bsky.social evening, Luke would like to know when Pandora will return to Phoenix Comics... Any hints pretty please?
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