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Garty

@garty.bsky.social
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Hello Tulsa! Watford FC are the team for me. ORNS!!! I block MAGA with no exceptions. Expat. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wet Gray Stornoway
Stornoway ferry terminal. It’s a gray rainy early morning with cars lined up to catch the 7 am Ullapool ferry
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never heard of this before so I looked it up on Wikipedia looks like there’s a big old lump of rock gone missing.
Ruins of Fast Castle set on cliff tops with the ocean behind and steps in the foreground
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my kind of optics. (Not sure why they are called that though)
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black car attacked by a gull
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Danny La Rue
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Brings to mind this little gem from Private Eye.
Cartoon showing Daleks at the foot of stairs with the caption “well this certain buggers our plan to conquer the universe”. Daleks famously don’t have legs.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Highly recommended, it’s legit in every way
Pizza from Crust on the Isle of Lewis. It’s made in a repurposed shipping container in the middle of nowhere and it’s good!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The head is identical
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Exonerated.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I found a reflecting pool on Reef beach on the Isle of Lewis.
Green algae infested pool of water on a white sandy beach on the Isle of Lewis
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
June 14
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Champions League final and then I think I’m done
Screen shot of me canceling my paramount+ subscription
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
For example
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Kryten enters the conversation
Kryten from Red Dwarf
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just be like this guy
Edge
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Farage
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
There’s been a few but this is my favorite in terms of the picture rather than the actual subject itself Banging gig though.
Sting in Rogers AR
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings Tulsa edition
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It’s going to be the biggest party the world has ever seen when this fucker croaks.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You need to find a not quite so good club and it’s dirt cheap if you are over 65. £90 is ridiculous. Can’t vouch for the quality of football mind you. 😰😆⚽️
Screenshot of ticket prices for Watford v Leicester, seats are in the rookery
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My favorite Dalek cartoon
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Chinny Hill
Profile of ex footballer and match of the day presenter and analyst Jimmy Hill
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Especially when the die runs
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nigel Farage oh sorry no it’s Toad of Toad Hall
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yeah it’s real, but they are special beans. Costco have them if you feel adventurous
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Faragé always reminds me of Toad of Road Hall
Nigel Farage in a checked suit
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What this guy? No idea who he is.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Disgraceful and graceless from this guy? Surely not! Sadly he’s learning from Trump and supported by MAGA.. He needs to be stopped before he can cause some real damage.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Quite so
Farage with mouth wide open holding a beer in a pub.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Not a clue why.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Like this one.
Garside butchers in Ambleside
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m 100% certain they are not in to you you scrawny old pervert.
Shirtless Kid Rick holding a beer riding in a golf cart looking worse for wear
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Suck a dick, Ted.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Real trees are a firebomb I’m waiting. If you don’t water it it can be completely on fire within 10seconds. Literally. I mean scary burn your house down in the middle of the night stuff.
Image shows two Christmas trees. The one on the left has not been watered and is complete on fire within 10 seconds the one o the right has been watered is still smoldering after 41 seconds
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I think I have a painting of the very same farmhouse!
Painting of. White farmhouse building in Langdale valley in the Lake District.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So does Nietzsche @worldofmoose.bsky.social
Moose cartoon. Nietzsche holding a vacuum cleaner with that caption “Nietzsche hates a vacuum”. Cartoon by Moose.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas my arse I pray god it’s your last. And the boys in the NYPS choir are singing Galway Bay And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day 🎵
Insane rant from an insane felon.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Neither do vampires
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
May I suggest a monocle too?
Man in a tux, top hat and monocle
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
TL;DR
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I saw him live a couple of years ago. He’s as sprightly as ever.
Sting
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wierd how one hand looks much bigger than the other, almost as if they’re covering the back of his right hand and his left is just a standard tiny hand
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@mooseallain.bsky.social does it again!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Lots of choices!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Here’s my photo of Loweswater
Interior of an English pub showing a close up of a beer pump with a Loweswater Gold sign on it
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