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Garty

@garty.bsky.social
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Hello Tulsa! Watford FC are the team for me. ORNS!!! I block MAGA with no exceptions. Expat. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 12h
That’s absolutely stunning. I love Buttermere, it’s one of my most favorite places. 😍
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 12h
MAGA needs to be designated as a terrorist organization
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ll be so glad when Trump is done.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got to pay for those lips somehow
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very fishy
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great choice!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Impressed you didn’t just go with the obvious one!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Turn the lights off and go home M$
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The best of us. RIP.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep that’s the twat.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same age as me, I’m retired but never been busier!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s no way they can try and kill her again surely.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so over all this Messi worshiping.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My Dad if you mentioned Thatcher or Archer to him. Which of course we did just to get that reaction from him 😂
static.klipy.com
Anger Inside Out
ALT: Anger Inside Out
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He thinks I’ll vote republican for a lousy $90 GFY.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice to meet a fellow sandgrownian! Not sure how to DM so I followed.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And their shitty coffee.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone born and raised in Blackpool I concur. Even anyone working on one of the piers would know there’s no such thing as ‘Blackpool pier’.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love the smile at the end. They enjoyed that!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You add milk to the tea so you can control the amount of milk in the tea. If you add tea to the milk you may have to add more milk once the cup is full if it is insufficiently milky or pour some milk and tea mix out and add tea if it’s too milky. It’s common sense
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the age of schadenfreude
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Precisely. The whole thing is sick.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’d fit right in
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day at a time my friend. I also struggled, i used to joke that quitting was easy I’ve done it loads of times, but one time it stuck and I never looked back.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some call it closure but I think that’s just a made up excuse to make everyone feel better
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, woman, person, camera, grim reaper.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or, and bear with me a second, we can all just wait two more weeks to find out the actual details rather than read some random persons fevered speculation and then be disappointed when it turnout all the speculation was wrong and blame that on Apple.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like this one
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never heard of this before so I looked it up on Wikipedia looks like there’s a big old lump of rock gone missing.
Ruins of Fast Castle set on cliff tops with the ocean behind and steps in the foreground
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know any place on earth more beautiful than the outer Hebridean islands.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fluffing Ted? I’m eating my dinner damnit.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only way I’m not voting is if I’m dead. Lets turn Oklahoma 🔵
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my kind of optics. (Not sure why they are called that though)
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn’t do him much good though
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hmm let me guess…!
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Release the Epstein files Tom.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The slop they serve can barely be called coffee.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything Trump touches, dies.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Naan pizza is a go to in the Garty household.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One had to do history for o-levels and by Christ was it boring. Now I listen to history podcasts and I’m absolutely enthralled by all the Tudors and Stewarts and Normans and Danes and can’t get enough 1066 and all that Make history interesting when we’re learning and we will be hooked for life.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Person Puts On White Gloves
ALT: Person Puts On White Gloves
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After all these years they’re still squabbling
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s an automatic flushing urinal, it’s not like you actually have to touch anything.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We don’t need billionaires but they need us.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The one trick demagogues hate.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And Melanie always looks that way
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stroking hopefully
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cynthia seems like such a nice person, no? Utterly charming.
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Garty @garty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never mind warrants we want them gone.
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