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Garrett Murphy

@garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social
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Father of two. Javascript developer, have worked in a dozen industries so I have a lot of random experience. Arizonan since 1978. Author, storyteller, and well-read. Formerly known as Uncle Garrett, the Uncle of Quora, but that place got ugly.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 18h
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17h
I'm sure this one won't make anyone angry.
Child’s drawing of a fart.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On top of the hoops, tell me: you think the geriatrics that just took off their MAGA hats immediately before walking in to run the polls will be thoroughly questioning the ID of EVERY person that walks in the door? Or just the black/brown ones? Who will mysteriously be turned away without recourse?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💔 Abolish ICE!
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lay off the fiber, dammit!
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My wife and I share an Amazon account, so I find it funny that I'm both a "large man" and "5'2"", but I want to call out Amazon for this BS. I mean, it's accurate, but...damn, dude....
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, this is 100% race baiting. At what point am I allowed to throat-punch people who parrot this garbage?
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might be scared of offending dementia patients....
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does that really just say "Science" behind them? Like...what the hell is this??? Is he going to give himself an award for literature and behind the podium it'll just say "Reading"???
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the definition of a "cuckold".
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sneaky Death Cult
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't tell if she's leaning away from Trump...or thrusting her hoo-haa in his direction.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Party of limited government: we will pass a law to resolve internal family disputes.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 07/10/2026
A gold leaf statue of a naked Fuckface riding a man's back is on display at the European Parliament, a golf club in one hand and the scales of justice in the other. The MEP who invited it says anyone too thin-skinned for it has no place on the world stage.
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Trump Humiliated as Giant Golden Nude Statue Unveiled at Parliament
The artwork, titled “The Orange Plague,” stands at more than 8 feet tall.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now now, that's just CRAZY talk!
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn it all to hell, now I can't even wear my Jos A Bank suit, it's f'ing tainted now.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We live in a police state now
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck Trump! #Arizona
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The US: "The Cornell 7 need to be punished and this needs to stop!" Cornell Univeristy: "we have a rape report every other day." Cornell student body: "DO SOMETHING!" Fox News: "Can the Cornell 7 get fair treatment?"
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wasn’t there something else that he did which was really, really evil?
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, wow, he nailed that comment....
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At the gym, one of the TVs is on Fox News. They had a commercial break and the commercial had something to do with stopping child trafficking and exploitation... Using video of Mamdani and El Sayed??? WTF???
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My explanation? They're rapists. This was common in the 80s, still common now. If we can get men to hold each other accountable, it'll stop, but the entire Trump administration should be on the sex offender registry, so...here we are.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First segment, I was just "meh", but then....
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A total of 8 propositions, not one of which actually does what it says it does, all of which are written with massive flaws that will allow for abuse. But, once again, tribalism is most likely to win out.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prop 318: requires schools to force bathroom/locker room usage based on biological sex...also prevents a father from taking his daughter to the bathroom. Prop 320: new rules for public school spending that will shift more money to charter, private, and home schools
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proposition 317: allows a "drug cartel" to be deemed a "terrorist organization"...however, per the language, if somebody at a political rally assaults a police officer, the organizers of the rally could be branded a "drug cartel", and thus, a "terrorist organization". No, I'm not kidding.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just to give you an idea what's at stake in Arizona: Proposition 142: prohibits any form of DEI, but the language makes it clear that teachers/professors could be punished for teaching that slavery was a bad thing Proposition 144: would begin the process of ending mail-in voting
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was suspended from Nextdoor yesterday as a part of a concerted effort of conservatives to report me for "spam". It didn't matter that I wasn't "spamming" in any sense; what I was doing was posting analysis of the propositions on the Arizona ballots next month. One per day. No promotion. Nothing.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Her face and Trump speaking in the same scroll...chef's kiss.
While Trump says something absolutely ludicrous and insane, a woman in another post looks on in absolute horror.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As somebody contemplating a move to the Portland area, this has my interest! One of the items I've always envied bout the East Coast is that they truly have commuter rail, something which simply doesn't exist in Arizona. This is really cool!
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cornelluniversity.bsky.social THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely this will make flying safer and more efficient ...🙄
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
irony is dead -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is on Fox & Friends decrying "manufactured" conservative outrage
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, WTF?
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There he goes again, talking about 11-year-old drag queens...what is wrong with the VP???
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Destroy the fuck away. These pieces of filth should be rotting in prison. Just like the child-rapist president they probably idolize. And fuck the 50 other men in the Cornell group chat who did NOTHING to stop this. Coward chickenshits. Teach your sons to do the right thing.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a touch of racism. www.huffpost.com/entry/right-...
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Far-Right Commentators Rage Over GOP Welfare Fraud Ad Featuring White Male Gamer
A new ad by Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders put white men at the center of her state welfare work requirement policy.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope can’t resist his pizza.
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Garrett Murphy @garrettmurphy-phx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somebody needs to post this picture with the caption, "ICE puts up a new flag in the window to celebrate each American citizen they kill."
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