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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Catholics really went off with stained glass didn’t they?

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

What’s the sexiest song to exist and why is it Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Eating a burger with peanut butter on it and all is right in the world

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Dropped my phone on a gay bar bathroom floor should I throw it away y or n?

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

A rainbow-painted cop car is so dystopian, like ok Coriolanus Snow

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Best advice you ever received from a song, I’ll go first. People of the world Spice up your life

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I love it when guys I’ve actively attempted to date, asked on dates, etc post V Day posts like “another year of being single guess nobody wants me!” Like bitch you ARE wanted but you’re too self-absorbed to accept the love you deserve!

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Listen I TRULY believe that people contain multitudes but gay men screaming at the tv on the Super Bowl are unnatural beings

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Does anyone remember that old YouTube song where the Christian girls sing about getting fucked in the ass because of Jesus or did I fever dream that?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

One thing about me is I DO be stubbing my toes on fucking everything

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I don’t mean to start “straight women in gay bars” discourse but a straight woman did in fact just literally bunny hop in front of me to steal the only open table at the bar

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Saturday night roll call! I drank 1.25 margaritas and cried at The Sex Lives of College Girls, how about you?

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of my students decided to play “old throwbacks” at one of our events and promptly turns on OMG by Usher. I’m going to be sick.

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The word sriracha has far too many r’s in it

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Drink more water, they said! It’ll be fun, they said! You definitely WONT have to pee 347 times a day, they said!

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I stayed in tonight and was going to drink a whiskey but I drank a ginger beer instead, so basically I’m doing dry January* *I’ve had a drink 2/3 days in January

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I got a water pick for Christmas so naturally my bathroom mirror is covered in water droplets

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My younger brother saw the Wicked movie and has never seen the show or listened to the soundtrack. It’s so adorable because he keeps sending me things he’s just learning like, “omg did you know there are notes in Defying Gravity that mirror the notes in Somewhere Over the Rainbow!?”

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Nick from Portland @nickpdx.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Coming out as someone who hates the movie A Christmas Story.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

If any radio execs follow me, I know how you can keep listeners: Stop having “commercial free hour” punctuated by a commercial before every song about how it’s “commercial free hour.” Also radio? In 2024? Could only mean a visit home.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

One of these gifts is for my work gift exchange. One of these gifts is for a sex toy gift exchange. I really hope I don’t grab the wrong gift tomorrow.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It's that time of year again! It's time for my HOLIDAY MOVIE THREAD! For those that don’t follow me over on the bad site and have no idea what I’m talking about, this is when I watch/rate a holiday movie every day until Christmas. It's fun! Join me!

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a woman dressed as santa claus is standing in a kitchen

ALT: a woman dressed as santa claus is standing in a kitchen

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Of the most beautiful parts of being a gay man is perusing your phone contacts

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

If your partner didn’t send you some sort of “gobble” or “stuffing” related dirty text today, it’s time to get a new partner 🦃😈

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Some parts of the bad website deserve to live on

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What do you use this ridiculous mini cabinet above the fridge for? Wrong answers only.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Whoever said “Saturdays are for the boys” didn’t know that Saturdays are for napping actually

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Has enough time passed that we can say “Bluesky” is a bad name for a social media platform? Don’t get me wrong I love it here but how long until we come up with a quirky lil nickname for our girl?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

There’s something about a daily commute that removes any semblance of existing as a sexual being