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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I thought it was ok! Not my favorite though lol

garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Dec 8: 8-Bit Christmas ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ An actual PLOT!? In a Christmas movie!? Child-led holiday movies can be hit or miss, but this was so cute and entertaining!

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Dec 7: One Delicious Christmas ⭐️ I feel confident this actress was in the 60th percentile of her drama class in college, but she maybe wasn’t made for the big screen. PS. Don't be fooled by the thumbnail, Bobby Flay has about 72 seconds of screen time.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Dec 6: A Sweet Christmas Romance ⭐️⭐️ The main character SUCKS and makes it impossible to root for her! The cast of characters behind her is pretty entertaining which is the only thing keeping this film afloat.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dec 4: The Mistle-Tones ⭐️ I want to call this a campy romp, but it kinda ends up just being a cringy flop.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Dec 3: Nutcrackers ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Misfit kids, high powered exec uncle, you can kind of fill in the rest. But it was cute!

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Dec 2: Red One ⭐️⭐️ Honestly, the only reason this didn’t get one star it’s because in the world of Christmas movies low/no budget isn’t uncommon. This at least had some production value behind it. However, the plot was convoluted and clunky and made for a rough viewing experience.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Dec 1: Merry Kiss Cam ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A splendid start to the season! I'll admit I had low expectations going into this but WOW was I wrong! Adorable without being saccharine, heartwarming without being sappy, and magical without being unreasonable. Plus I can't resist a movie that takes place in Minnesota!

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

It's that time of year again! Time for my HOLIDAY MOVIE THREAD! For those that haven't seen me do this before, this is when I watch a holiday movie I've never seen before every day until Christmas and rate it based on no criteria other than my emotions. It's fun! Join me!

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ALT: the grinch from the movie the grinch is wearing a christmas sweater and holding a christmas tree .

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Catholics really went off with stained glass didn’t they?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

What’s the sexiest song to exist and why is it Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Eating a burger with peanut butter on it and all is right in the world

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Dropped my phone on a gay bar bathroom floor should I throw it away y or n?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

A rainbow-painted cop car is so dystopian, like ok Coriolanus Snow

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Best advice you ever received from a song, I’ll go first. People of the world Spice up your life

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I love it when guys I’ve actively attempted to date, asked on dates, etc post V Day posts like “another year of being single guess nobody wants me!” Like bitch you ARE wanted but you’re too self-absorbed to accept the love you deserve!

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Listen I TRULY believe that people contain multitudes but gay men screaming at the tv on the Super Bowl are unnatural beings

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Does anyone remember that old YouTube song where the Christian girls sing about getting fucked in the ass because of Jesus or did I fever dream that?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I don’t have t*k t*k but if I made one of those “hear me out cakes” videos I’d put Donald Duck on there

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

One thing about me is I DO be stubbing my toes on fucking everything

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I don’t mean to start “straight women in gay bars” discourse but a straight woman did in fact just literally bunny hop in front of me to steal the only open table at the bar

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Saturday night roll call! I drank 1.25 margaritas and cried at The Sex Lives of College Girls, how about you?

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of my students decided to play “old throwbacks” at one of our events and promptly turns on OMG by Usher. I’m going to be sick.

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garrettatthebeach.bsky.social @garrettatthebeach.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The word sriracha has far too many r’s in it

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