Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Season was cursed as soon as Oregon put the dogshit Progressive logo at midfield. 000
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oregon emptied the clip on this one. youtu.be/T5SZEy_zNJI?...youtu.beDucks vs Them | 2026 Oregon Football Game 4 | “For Your Brother"YouTube video by GoDucks 000
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“We’re deeply sorry that NBC made the responsible move and broadcast our player showing his whole ass on national TV. Despite this proof to the contrary, such ass showing is not indicative of our program, which typically thrives on only showing such hindquarters through its play.” 010
Reposted by Garret MHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don’t mind me, just over here thinking about Arion Carter’s suspension for a plane ticket 110914
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hate that SC is going to run out the clock, because I know Lanning would try to score again. 010
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’d be nice to have a discussion about the baseball slide as a thing and let’s make sure Chris Simms ain’t the guy starting it 1919513
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chris Simms wasting no time making a complete ass of himself at halftime on NBC. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social 130
Reposted by Garret MHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026no it was revolting, and honestly good on NBC for keeping the cameras on him. let everybody see what that's like. 625326
Reposted by Garret MMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m probably okay if 8 for USC never plays another down tbh 514218
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Big Ten might want to look at that Desman Stephens II hit on Dante Moore because that wasn't even close to a football play 2755960
Reposted by Garret MJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026man I just saw the hit on Moore, that is absolutely terrible. Really hope he's okay. 3934
Reposted by Garret MJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing 527542
Reposted by Garret MDave Sund @davesund.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Basically every Republican ad is like “(Democrat) thinks immigrants should be treated like they’re people. He’s too extreme for (state).” 042
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026DT is absolutely screaming a Truth Social post to Natalie right now. 000
Reposted by Garret MNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MVP seasons have had better starts but we march on 081
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I swear they don’t even try to match the Sunday Night Football theme to Carrie Underwood’s lip sync anymore. 000
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m starting to get strong Mark Helfrich vibes from Brian Rosen. 000
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jesus Christ, the extra second was correct in the Big 12 title game. 001
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So ends the “we should play volleyball outside” phenomenon. 000
Reposted by Garret MNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everyone in these pictures thought they won 8711189
Reposted by Garret MRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I appreciate Oregon’s longstanding commitment to “hang on lemme do one of the most athletic things you’ve ever seen” 412512
Reposted by Garret MBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026cam brink showing everyone how you handle all this. real one 619930
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026🦋 channel-6.ghost.io/dollyworld/channel-6.ghost.ioDOLLYWORLD"Someone tricked you into listening to an entire Eudora Welty short story while only taking three minutes to do it." 725646
Reposted by Garret MHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 21/08/2026I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on them perfect 1823340
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Respect to him, but Jesus couldn’t keep 12 disciples in line while Curt Cignetti got 105 to a national title at Indiana, miracle workers are everywhere 915411
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comBluey & Unicorse: Why Should I Care?ALT: Bluey & Unicorse: Why Should I Care? 010
Reposted by Garret MSteven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026”Lanterns” Review: I agree; Nebraska fandom fails the Turing test every time 7923
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Might be the best I’ll ever do @edsbs.bsky.social Anthropeum.com · Aug 5 2026 🟩🟦🟨🟩🟨🟥🟨🟨🟨🟦 58,125 · top 69% of players today!anthropeum.comAnthropeumA daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank. 020
Reposted by Garret MDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The Belgians look like backup point guards at Creighton someone tell our dudes to work out less and smoke more 1351120
Reposted by Garret MBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026BROATIAAAAAA 51697
Reposted by Garret MLyrical Dushes @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They found Popeyes. 😭 1142076499
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m sure this news dropped right after the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social finished recording… 000
Reposted by Garret MJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/06/2026Spurs in the 2026 finals, summarized 235145
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Invite in a clown, don’t be surprised if the experience turns into a circus. 000
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Maybe Atlantic writers should learn how to talk about sports. 010
Garret M @garretm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Ironic that Jordy Frahm had such a significant role in Nebraska softball’s season being terminated early. 010
