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Garloid

@garloid.bsky.social
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Melting Mr Beast’s robotic form down into a few ingots
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I hope she does otherwise I’ll use neither of these apps
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I don’t know yet, she’s taking a nap rn
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m just going to use it for sports stuff I guess. What broke it for me was seeing thousands of people defend an abuser who killed his wife and himself because she wanted a divorce
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
It’s genuinely horrifying how much awful shit is shoved down your throat
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shuba @shuba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
locomoting my way to her pussy
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Please excuse my dear aunt sally (PEMDAS)
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My wife hates my white cracker swag
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Werkin off
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Hood classic
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
X the everything Nazi App
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Blowing up my own feet
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Bruh 😂
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Playing with my boogers
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My cock is so small and lousy that it died
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shuba @shuba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
inflating her like a balloon
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yup
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shuba @shuba.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
thanks bro *unshrinks your penis*
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My nipples are way too big
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Mic check is this thing on
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Facts they forced the computer company Asus to send me a working replacement
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Jerkin my gerkin
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Clug @clug.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
frying my chicken in crude oil
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Mrs Garloid @mrsgarloid.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I keep my husband upstairs with a baby gate
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shuba @shuba.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
i am going to fuck mr garloids garlussy
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Might be one of the worst things I’ve ever said
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Pissing into my asshole and then farting the piss into my mouth
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
My dick looks like a rectangular prism
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
My dick looks like a rectangular prism
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
My dick looks like a rectangular prism
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
My wife is a libtard
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Pissing into the damn toilet
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
@garloid.bsky.social and @mrsgarloid.bsky.social for being the best couple on the internet
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
What is the function
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lily 🚘 @hondacrvthe3rd.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Gordon Ramsey Butthole Upclose Uncensored Private Browsing
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I hate that feeling when you're trying to shit but your asshole flips inside out and you have to get the ass chopsticks to flip it back to normal
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
No it’s absolutely terrible essentially having 4 gigs of mobile data a month
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Same and it’s not unlimited data. We share 16 gigs a month
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
That’s a service provider you absolute moron god do you k ow anything
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
What mobile phone model do you have you evil bastard cracker
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Nobody likes my skeets
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Making love to a canned IPA
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
pussy tastes so good
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Facts
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Having sex in a mobile home
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Garloid @garloid.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
I suck my finger down to the bone after I touch my wife’s pussy
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