gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Exactly. This entire disaster was 100% predictable *AND AVOIDABLE*. 021
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And I have a bridge in New York to sell, along with swamp land in Florida. 🙄 000
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gosh. It’s almost like being a Trump ally is a bad decision. Especially in the Middle East. 🙄 000
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m envisioning some really eff’ed up fan fiction where the hobbits are actually evil, and trying to take over Middle Earth with their pipe weed empire. And I’m pretty sure that’s on the list of reasons I’m going to Hell. 😉 🤣 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Among the many reasons why I no longer see movies in the theater, “assholes on cell phones” is high on the list. So is “pricks who can’t shut the fuck up.” Never mind the “I have to sell a kidney on the black market if the wife and I want to see a film” problem. 110
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thread. Frankly, I’d rather see my tax dollars pay for housing for the homeless than funding *ANOTHER* forever war in the Middle East. I’d rather see my tax dollars pay for housing for the homeless than funding more and more military weapons. 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Likewise, I have learned that it’s not going crazy that bothers me, it’s the fact that it’s just a day trip. 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don’t think this much stupid is possible without *ACTIVELY* trying to be more stupid. Like, there is a baseline of how stupid you can naturally be. But if you work at being stupider, you can be this stupid. What worries me is if she’s this stupid, what about the folks who voted for her? 🙄 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Shocked. I’m *shocked* to hear this. Who ever could have predicted this? 🙄 </sarcasm> 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Folks. This is a cause worth your hard earned dollars. Do it for Dolly. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 24/08/2026$5.699/gallon for diesel gas. I am so fucking tired of “winning”. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is one of the many reasons why Mr. Ellison will be getting my vote in November. 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Booze and guns. What could possibly go wrong…? </sarcasm> 🙄 000
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Boy, it’s a really tough choice here - save money or have polio… </sarcasm> 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 16/08/2026News flash you fucking idiots - The White House doesn’t fucking care about you. Start doing your fucking jobs and calling that 🍊💩 on this bullshit. Stop carrying water for that prick. 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I know it’s a joke headline but…static.klipy.comKitty Forman Desperately Pouring a DrinkAlt: Kitty Forman desperately pouring tequila into a blender 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I miss the time when Nazis were bad and punching them was good. <sigh> 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When can we stop saying “white nationalist” and just call these pricks “fuckin’ Nazis”? 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 06/08/2026JFC. AI is bad, folks. Stop dicking around with it or we’re gonna get Skynet, and that didn’t end well. <sighs> <drinks bourbon from the bottle> 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Venn Diagram of the “Don’t tread on me” crowd and the “The 2nd amendment protects the 1st” is a circle. They are nowhere to be found right now because, frankly, they are cowards. 030
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ran a couple errands this morning in Minneapolis. I would describe the air quality as “chewy”. Zero out of ten stars. Would not recommend. 🤮 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So? Being able to hitch a horse to a buggy is a lost art. No one is crying tears over that. Yes, I learned to drive a manual transmission. Newsflash: The car I currently drive (2013 VW Golf TDI) shifts more efficiently than I could in a wet fuckin’ dream. Get over yourselves. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So golf courses use as much water as data centers? Fine. Get rid of both of them. 030
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To paraphrase: “I will not attend the funeral, but I’ll send a nice letter saying I approve of it.” And no, not attributable to Mr. Twain. quoteinvestigator.com/2011/05/07/f...quoteinvestigator.com 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I wouldn’t give Mitch McConnell 20 *SECONDS* of my time. Frankly, I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Gosh. It’s almost like AI is complete and utter bullshit that is, at best, worthless. 🙄 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Alive, both, and no. In his defense, his father died when my dad was 16. My grandfather spent some of those 16 years away on archeological digs in the near east. So… it’s complicated. 😔 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This. This is my Minnesota. This is what we’re all about. This is who I want representing me. Thank you, @peggyflanagan.bsky.social , for the kind words. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I mean… That’s certainly one of the nicer things I could say about Trump. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This. Please stop sending me to videos that explain how to do X. Just give me clearly written documentation. Full effin’ stop. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Life in jail is considerably kinder than what I would like to see. But I am a mean & spiteful asshole. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Do you want SkyNet?! ‘Cause this is how you get it, you dumb-ass mother-fuckers. 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 02/06/2026What could possibly go wrong? <begins drinking cheap gin directly from the bottle, because why the 🤬 not?!> 010
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Thank the gods I no longer have any hair, because I’d be pulling it all out. The GOP isn’t a political party. It’s organized crime. We need to start taking it apart with the RICO Act. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 020
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Attention @davedraeger.bsky.social : Saw this at a local coffee shop and thought to myself, “Not wrong.” 😁 120
gargoyle @gargoyle030.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible. FFS. 🤬🤬🤬 010
