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Gareth Watts

@garethwatts.bsky.social
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Teacher and Writer. Relentless Optimist.

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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
‘Ersatz’ 😙 👌
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A Spain shirt, huh? Can you name their first three albums?
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Been doing this with your tweets for years 🤣
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You’re really starting to jeopardise your Peter Kay support slot.
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Robin Allender @robinallender.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Looking forward to doing Father and Son by Boards of Canada at karaoke
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I call these interventions ‘TB jabs’
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I see Blair’s made one of his interventions or a ‘TB jab’ as I’m calling it.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🤣🥹🤝
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Every chapter ends with ‘needless to say, I got my wiggle back’.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
PLEASE develop a code and bury the key beneath a specific wind turbine. I’d enjoy reading messages that *appear* to be extracts from the Shipping Forecast 🙏
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yes! I attended every one of those: you were great and the diagnosis was clear 👀
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@robinallender.bsky.social think you might enjoy this … www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Ian Penman · I’m just a sound: Back to the Beach Boys
In 1983, Brian Wilson told a reporter: ‘I think ultimately I’m just a sound. I don’t know if I’m a human being...
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@petermblackburn.bsky.social beautiful words earlier mate, topped only by ‘and now a word from Global Telemetrics’ @mattdaviesff.bsky.social
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One for @personalbeatles.bsky.social you know how there’s a ‘Hendrix chord’? What would be the McCartney chord?
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not the point you were making but HAPPY BIRTHDAY I hope it was a great week (mentions aside) 🎂
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Oh wow. Have to read.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It was me that pushed the crossing button when you already pushed it.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Waiting for my glasses to be repaired so am in a coffee shop wearing prescription sunglasses. I look like a disgraced DJ 😎
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Choose your fighter …
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A GoFundMe for those of us that need our Scott Mills tattoo removed
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He may well consider good shirts to be a moral failing.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We can all write our own reviews ’good’ Friday.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The perennially online are now devouring the offline world 😔
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is excellent, Robin. As an aside, I’m nostalgic for the time that canned laughter was the thing that got GL hot under the collar on Twitter. Halcyon days.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I confess I struggle with almost all descriptive lyrics. Friends were 3 albums deep into Arctic Monkeys obsession with me (refusing to listen) saying ‘I don’t care what the bouncers are like in Sheffield’.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
100% this. The online toxic disinhibition of retirement is an under-examined phenomenon.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This has really really made me laugh.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Am I in a death cult now?
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
‘just discovered’ 😉
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
[Wiggum sees a speeding motorist] “Let him go, Lou. Anyone driving *that* fast has no time for a ticket.”
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
@dankackroyd.bsky.social I think it’s safe to say you’re very much in the culture 🎯 🍻 🎄
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yeah but this is REAL inspiration…
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
For years I’ve had it on at night to fall asleep to! I find the swearing rhythms soothing.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I’m curious about the role of forgiveness in terms of voting choices. Assuming the majority of voters have made mistakes & have regrets, I wonder if the candidate who looks like they’d say ‘chin up, old chap’ (👀 Farage / Johnson) is preferable to the candidate who they feel would look down on them.
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
When I was a freelance strategic communications consultant, I carried out research with @freedomfromtorture.bsky.social on how to talk about people seeking asylum in a persuasive way. Seems like a good time to share the messaging guide we put together www.freedomfromtorture.org/changing-the...
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Changing the Conversation on Asylum: A Messaging Guide
Our new messaging guide looks at the methodology and messages that can help us carve out a new approach that will be successful in persuading the public that seeking safety is a fundamental human righ...
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@mattdaviesff.bsky.social
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I don’t make the rules.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
‘In the blistering cold of the Korean peninsula, where every inch of ground is paid for in blood, Frozen Fire follows a young American moggie and a North Korean ginger tom whose paths collide in a war neither fully understands.’
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Thank you Gareth what a lovely write up!!! ❤️ 🥲 *And yes it is about up the arse 🤝 x
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Absolute pleasure! And by all means deny the ‘bit of a prat’ line to Macca’s people ❤️
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh an absolute pleasure!
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My second blog is about learning to read and a brilliant podcast (with reference to @robinallender.bsky.social @dankackroyd.bsky.social and Jack Pelling) open.substack.com/pub/garethwa...
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Your Own Personal Beatles
Learning to read and the art of taking a deep dive lightly ...
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I’ve started a substack and would be thrilled if you’d kindly take a read. The first post was an introduction to me, the Manics, Forest and Labour … open.substack.com/pub/garethwa...
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Reds 'Til I’m Dead?
An introduction of sorts. And is it okay to treat your political party like your football team?
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Sure, I get it, but it’s not THAT shameful to be seen at a Coldplay concert.
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
He always nails it. Joke in the first two seconds and I’m onboard!
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Ooh I was in that unsettling between-books purgatory… thank you! Fatherland it is!
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
William came across as such a sweet person. And I’m glad of any critical mass that de-couples woman-hating Rubber Soul from the sublime Revolver 🙌
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Gareth Watts @garethwatts.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It’s a brave man who casts shade on Bob Mortimer…
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