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@gardengremlin.bsky.social
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Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me. Did I put my pronouns up here? No? Well, you can stop assuming what they are and just use they/them since you don’t know.

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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Renewing my faith in humanity. Thank you.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very traditional.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh My GOAT!! Timeline cleanse!!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Timeline cleanse that will make you need to clean out your brain.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@npr.org @thedailyshow.com @georgetakei.bsky.social @starsandstripes.bsky.social @thegodshow.com
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Former Stars and Stripes publisher Max D. Lederer Jr. spoke at the Foreign Correspondents' Club of Japan on Monday and said the "underlying cause" of his and two other staffers' firings was critical reporting that angered military leaders. (from @alexmwilson.bsky.social)
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Former Stars and Stripes publisher says critical coverage was ‘underlying cause’ of staff firings
The Pentagon fired three Stars and Stripes staffers for alleged insubordination, but the outlet’s former publisher believes the real reason was based on reporting.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If they all gave the money away so freely, they wouldn’t be billionaires. Because no one should be.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The openness is amazing.
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BluesterB @bluesterb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8647. Please.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Texans!! Take care! Be aware!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckityfuck.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IMPORTANT FOR TEXANS!!!
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bluesky is aware of Dolly Parton's coleslaw recipe, yes? It's amazing with pulled pork and fried fish
DOLLY PARTON'S COLESLAW
Preparation time: 10-12 minutes. Serves 10 - 12
1 medium head cabbage, chopped
1 medium onion, chipped
1 carrot, chopped or grated
1/2 bell pepper, finely chipped
1 tsps sugar
1/4 tsp black pepper
1 tsp salt
1/4 cup sweet pickle juice
1/4 cup white vinegar
1 dill pickle, chopped or 1 tbsp pickle relish
1 cup mayonnaise
Mix all ingredients in large bowl. Refrigerate until ready to serve
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Texans! Pay attention!
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Bob Neville @bobotron808.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE BOOTS YOU LICK WILL STOMP YOU TOO
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A civilian geography professor was fired from West Point for pushing back after department officials barred faculty from teaching that humans contribute to climate change.
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West Point professor fired after pushing back on limitations to teaching climate change, lawsuit says
Adam Kalkstein pushed back after department officials barred faculty from teaching that humans contribute to climate change, the lawsuit says.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me too.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a wonderful diversion for the day.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I only read part of The Jungle when I was in high school because 1. It wasn’t required reading and 2. I had to confirm for myself…how the sausages were made.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 18/08/2026
I’m using my executive authority to ban nonferrous mining in the Boundary Waters.    As far as my administration is concerned, the fight for the future of the Boundary Waters is over. The verdict is in. The decision is made. We will protect this place.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Timeline cleanse!
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Rosarium Lane @rosariumlane.com · 14/08/2026
BASIC INCOME NOW!!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! Steve is just as adorbs as his stuffy!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/08/2026
The ICE raids and cruelty we are seeing inflicted on children are unacceptable.

The federal government has stripped legal representation from hundreds of thousands of unaccompanied children. Many will soon face an impossible choice: navigate our immigration system alone or risk detention and deportation.

Our city is stepping up. We've invested $16.9 million in immigration legal services for unaccompanied children, with another $32 million in this year's immigration legal services budget, including rapid-response legal advice and representation for people in detention.

If you need immigration legal support, we're here to help. Our free, confidential Immigration Legal Support Hotline is available in your preferred language, regardless of immigration status.
Call 1-800-354-0365
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/08/2026
No notes. Not one.
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Realities 🌐 @insuret.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Chelsi B Blue Crew for Democracy @chelsib.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
he did this so people would blame the democrates.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/08/2026
Public safety does not come from masked armed agents taking people off our streets.

To immigrant New Yorkers: you belong in this City, and this City stands with you.

If you need legal support, our Immigration Legal Support Hotline is free, confidential and available regardless of your immigration status. Call 1-800-354-0365.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every vote to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general is a vote to continue the coverup of the Epstein Files.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t agree with the image in the left-these are our people and they have been misguided and cheated and are currently in an abusive relationship with the leader of their country. I DEFINITELY want the images on the right side to be part of a nationwide billboard campaign, especially in red states
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I bet he isn’t in the files.
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elfunrokr @elfunrokr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bout damn time!REP. LARSON SAID: When you’re not able to uphold the Constitution, are careless with classified information, and treat our military like a video game while American troops are dying and civilians are being killed, you've lost the right to lecture ANYONE about patriotism or leadership.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We are in a backwards world.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well, where is he? If he's dead, we should know this.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Timeline cleanse!! I could watch this all day!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Temu Goebbels is my new favorite name for Miller.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I… I. Am. Compelled. I think the word they were trying for there was “apoplectic”. I’m not saying that “apocalyptically angry” is incorrect, I just needed to add this word to the realm of possibilities.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Breaking News on CNN! The president tells lies!!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NO! VOTE NO you stinking cowards!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“WHY ARE you speaking to ME?! I did NOT YIELD to YOU.” Oh my. My heart is a flutter. May all our representatives stand for us the way that Ayanna Pressley stands up here!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Boost this! Send it far and wide! Todd Blanche has no right to be anywhere near the AG’s office. Vote NO.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In today's confirmation hearings for tRump toady, pedophile enabler, EPSTEIN victims nemesis, Ghislaine Maxwell protector & disgrace to the legal profession Todd Blanche as Attorney General, please vote:
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Boosting
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love it when the jerks in power try to sing that song and every marginalised person ever gives them a side-eye meaning, ‘what are you even taking’?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
WTF????🤬
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