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@gardengremlin.bsky.social
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Just a little Gremlin, working in my garden. Definitely not eating anything after midnight or jumping into the water. Nope. Not me. Did I put my pronouns up here? No? Well, you can stop assuming what they are and just use they/them since you don’t know.

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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 20h
I feckin hope so.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The bear. The bear would protect if needed.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ouch.Ok. Thank you for passing that along?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taking a vacay from Murica sounds like a great idea.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Renewing my faith in humanity. Thank you.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I came here to say. Quotes associated with Stalin…did not see that in my Bingo card.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can someone just take the credit cards/checkbook away from the narcissistic dementia patient?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Although they do tend to present their own butholes on a regular basis.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He can be the first to stick himself in one.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very traditional.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh My GOAT!! Timeline cleanse!!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok, but if he goes in, can we just seal the doors shut? Asking for a friend. The USA. The USA is my friend.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who’s an a-hole with a thumb?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Timeline cleanse that will make you need to clean out your brain.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful and truthful.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Firstly, Steve is a delight. Ok that’s it. It just sounded better when I said it in my head.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@npr.org @thedailyshow.com @georgetakei.bsky.social @starsandstripes.bsky.social @thegodshow.com
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah. Takes a reaaaally big man to call children his bitches. WTAF.
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Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Former Stars and Stripes publisher Max D. Lederer Jr. spoke at the Foreign Correspondents' Club of Japan on Monday and said the "underlying cause" of his and two other staffers' firings was critical reporting that angered military leaders. (from @alexmwilson.bsky.social)
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Former Stars and Stripes publisher says critical coverage was ‘underlying cause’ of staff firings
The Pentagon fired three Stars and Stripes staffers for alleged insubordination, but the outlet’s former publisher believes the real reason was based on reporting.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spare Man by Mary Robinette Kowl. PTSD, anxiety, and panic attacks.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😝 lmaooooo! That body language.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am grateful for his kindness while I fiercely defend the defenseless.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why not both?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So now the fascists have put money against him. And this is not TX.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would like to add to the twilight-zone-esque-ness of this situation. After my last post on this, I saw a ‘political ad’ (in air quotes due to the theatrical nature of it) that said, in summary that Talarico is EVIL for changing your boys to girls and sending the boys into the locker rooms.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same thing. Political consultant that recommends hate=brain worm.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Huh. I have now done a Google on this. Did someone infect him with the brain worm that flips all your opinions?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JFC. Is Talarico a transphobes now? Crap.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How?
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If they all gave the money away so freely, they wouldn’t be billionaires. Because no one should be.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
WTAF. I was today years old when I learned that ‘horns’ are a question? What? No. I grew up around Jewish people so I guess I repelled any idiot who would have thought that was something to ask.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks for posting! It’s always a good day to have a new/old earworm.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look! It’s Harley Quinn!!
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do yoga! Drink water! …as if.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The openness is amazing.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They see it. It’s a plus for them.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thats fabulous! Just looked at the website and there are teacher discounts.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who created this awesome poster?
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BluesterB @bluesterb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/blue...
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tell the people who are doing the work that he doesn’t pay his employees.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You forgot ground was broken for the arc d’turd
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ew. No. Stop it before it starts.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At least tell the workers that this guy has a history of not paying his employees.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No. Miniscule
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who is able to pass around some paperwork to the construction crews about how Turd doesnt pay his employees??
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Headspace meditations might help. I usually wake up when it ends.
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m just so immature that if I had heard that in-person, I would have been shouting, ‘pedophile, pedophile, pedophile!’
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gardengremlin.bsky.social @gardengremlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was thinking the dumpster. And then light it up.
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