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Gabby Schulz (he/him) Come for the comics, leave for the takes If I ever use AI or even talk nice abt it u have permission to k*ll me Comics every ~4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz Orig. art: www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com…

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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh we’re all gonna loovvvvee watching irony have its way with this motherfucker
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
New post www.patreon.com/gabbyschulZ
Comic dog mistrust
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Shibley Telhami @stelhami.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Within a week, Israel bombed two art galleries, seven museums, two main archives in Gaza, and hundreds of archaeological sites,” says Amer Shomali, director of the Palestinian Museum. “This battle of trying to erase the Palestinian culture and Palestinian memory—it’s not something theoretical.”
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Also libraries no longer have good books
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good thing no precedents are being set in our federal govt that any given sociopath will now find irresistible to exploit
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can we outlaw being old
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"In addition, we captured the other two Dark Triad traits of Machiavellianism (α = 0.84) and psychopathy (α = 0.73) to determine whether narcissism remained a distinctive, incremental predictor of remote work resistance above and beyond these two other socially aversive traits."
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Worship me at the office altar: Why narcissistic leaders resist remote work
Leaders have displayed diverging reactions to remote work, with some supporting it and others resisting it. Surprisingly little research has examined …
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who else here feels like anonymous disembodied pixels on a screen
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I thought that was Bill Clinton in a wig
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When your country is definitely not doomed or cursed
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What is Schopenhauergaze
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Commercial ad idea: let the bodies hit Dior, let the bodies hit Dior
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
An imminent future in which I’m paralyzed by government-mandated chiropractic
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Who among us hasn’t begged for salvation from the War on Sunshine and Vitamins and their heartless refusal to delete databases of so-called “peer-reviewed science.” Long live the New Vibes
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m sorry but there’s no reason to take anyone over 80 seriously about anything
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
👴🏻 In This House, The CENTRISTS are INSURGENTS 👴🏻
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
[announcer] it looks like the weird out-of-touch centrist team is rolling out their first desperate effort to save their lock on the party… let’s see what those millions in Epstein-class PR funding bought them Jim [Jim] if I had to guess I’d say it bought them more weird out-of-touch centrism
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Unless it was raw
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Happy 4th. Next year in Israel!🙏
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Another post Www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Comic
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Love this century
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Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros have been a disaster for the human race
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sitting outside of an air-conditioned cafe in a heat wave at 2pm with a large hot tea & a freshly toasted bagel in long sleeves because frankly someone has to set an example for the youth
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Things may be pretty bad lately but at least wasp ladies have stopped wearing keffiyehs
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not the Ernest Hemingway tattoo
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We need to do more than call things weird on social media imo
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Someone not taking the Kiros win well
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Lifehack for saving 20 bucks
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🫩(Tfw u skip to the last sentence of the review of a book entitled Should We Go Extinct)
May sketches a powerful framework for establishing our responsibilities as a species and gives hope that we might one day find universal agreement that the answer to his title question should be No.
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m sure it was the flag & not this entire event being generally brand suicide & a waste of a weekend for anyone staffing the booth
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In woke 2 every SCOTUS gets locked in their own portajohn & rolled down the capitol steps
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not since Ancient Greece have the gods bestowed such a rich banquet of metaphor upon a polis
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Is there anyone more going-to-hell than Clarence Thomas
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I love getting older and just not bothering to understand a single word of articles like these
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Ton Aarts @tonaarts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"A Tesla vehicle will drive in fully autonomous mode from LA to NY by end of 2017" "and then the car will go park itself. It will do this without the need for a single touch, including the charger" (Elon Musk Oct 19 2016) 10 years later your Tesla crashed into a UK .. Funeral Director's shopfront
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There’s always the possibility that she’s just unable to outrun them
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……………….{coughexceptstopbombingthem}
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We’ve found them: the Rick & Morty target audience
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reading the news & I’m still not really clear what the UK PM’s job is. Is it kind of like the cop’s in The Wicker Man?
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𝘛𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘑𝘳 @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I guess the US is just handing Bibi the mic for this whole Iran thing
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Nukes for me but not for thee
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/06/2026
reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later
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We all know the guy who’s like “idk what happened to Instagram, your timeline used to be what you wanted to see but now they just fill it with [very specific fetish porn]” & they have no idea what they just admitted to & no one tells them
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
some people want free stuff. and happiness! this is of course very bad
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“Whoever has found the world has found a corpse” -Gospel of Thomas
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Call-girl wardrobe expenses, street-walker risk, hostess pay
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I think the worst job would be “girl who stands outside the Randian steakhouse looking hot in a way insecure aggressive men like”
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There have always been these exact whiners in America, endlessly whining in the loudest possible way. A long proud lineage of white people just terrified at the concept of anyone approaching them with spicy food
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