gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don Bluth was cookin' with The Secret Of NIMH. The Great Owl and Nicodemus were Neutral and Good, respectively, but they presented as even scarier than actual baddies like Jenner. That was a powerful choice, it really helped show Mrs Brisby's fear (and resultant courage). 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What chiles did you use? My pepper harvest this year was unfit for the sauce I've perfected, Stankin' Orangutan. A long-fermented mash of Trinidad Scorpion, Scotch Bonnet, and Fresno peppers, finished with tamarind, applesauce, and vinegar. 110
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The first novel I read multiple times was Maniac Magee by Jerry Spinelli. I think that and the Wayside School books shaped my lifelong taste in pleasure reading early. Then my dad gave me Cat's Cradle for my birthday in 7th grade and it was off to the races from there. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One of my favorite bits to get my wife's goat is, if I time it just right, her watch's voice-to-text records my interjection right after she hits send, so it transcribes it and she can't cancel. This was her to our babysitter. 021
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Listening to Werner Herzog read the audiobook of his memoir Every Man For Himself And God Against All is beautiful and absurd. He watched dozens of weasels run down a hillside! He stabbed his brother in an argument about their pet hamster! His mother was a Doctor of Biology who studied fish hearing! 010
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Crazy-making that this was for a comment in this thread 110
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Trying to live like Anthony Edwards in Northern Exposure 020
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Their incredible skills using AI is enough to sell me on the quality of their pod . 030
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Slow down Chachi, they're storming through Atlanta like General Sherman in a Yugo and we go nil-nil and everyone in Praia is singing Campeones while Francisco Franco is doing the jitterbug with Queen Isobel in hell. 010
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 29/05/2026According to The Lore they've been around since before the evolution of multi-celled organisms Now THAT is staying power!!! 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I agree, I'm a G-2 man myself. But I've always considered the Uni-Ball Roller to be a true Lawyer Pen. Scribble with a blue Uni-Ball Roller on a yellow legal pad, and someone is getting their ass sued! 110
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Our kitty is 17, so a few years ago we got him his own electric blanket for maximum warmth and comfort. He smiles when it is on. 0100
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 09/09/2025@early90spants.bsky.social, I lied to you. My buddy was not, in fact, "going crazy" trying to figure out the bumper music. Only I was "going crazy". I embellished the framing of my question out of hope that I would get an answer. And it worked. 110
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Mostly flavor. I've never been satisfied with a New Mexico Green Chile hot sauce; they never capture the beauty of that chile. I tried a lot of things before I stumbled on corn milk. 110
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025For some reason my wife's glasses came with this cum rag with good cumrag advice printed on it. 020
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Dogg the app added more stats for NYT Connections and I am so psyched. 'Purple First' is an excellent stat to see I look at the wordlebot after every puzzle and for crossword data I actually use an external site, xwstats.com. 120
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025If Resist Liberals were serious about opposing PresidentTrump they should have pulled a Dirty Work during the car commercial he did today. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Tony Blinken was strong determined evil, boasting "Good news Bibi, I persuaded Joe to throw in an extra $100 million worth of bombs for those refugee camps." Little Marco is pathetic evil, sheepishly muttering "I'm sorry President Zelensky, but President Trump says you gotta go home now." 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This means Wile E. Coyote was getting cucked the whole time? 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Call me Nancy Pelosi's fake boobs the way I'm performatively standing up for the Liberal Resistance. 010
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 17/08/2022I think I saw @blowbackpod driving around Portland today. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 15/02/2022They fashioned the slopestyle course at the Beijing Olympics to resemble The Great Wall Of China and the gambit appears to be paying off: zero Mongolians have attempted to ski it so far. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 23/01/2021In honor of Larry King, here are two of my favorite tweets of all time. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 04/01/2021During his 62-minute phone call begging, threatening, and blatantly illegally requesting the Georgia Secretary of State overturn the will of the voters, President Trump interrupted himself to tell counsel Ryan Germany that he has "a nice last name". I did notsee that coming. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 21/12/2020Holy shit Ligers (where a Lion knocks up a Tigress) are already cool enough, but I just learned about Liligers, where a Lion knocks up a Ligress. For real. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2020If Trump dies they should arrest Woody Guthrie's guitar immediately. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 18/11/2019To explain the tenuous dumb part of The Force from the Prequels to someone who loves Fraggle Rock: ·Doozers are midichlorians ·Doozer buildings are The Force ·Fraggles are Jedi. ·Also the Gorgs' radishes are a different part of The Force. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 01/03/2018Without hearing it, I am certain that Spike Jonze made the right choice and may have even saved Adaptation with this decision. 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 26/02/2018Wanna know a kickass name for a sports team? The Werewolves. The NFL team in DC should just change their name to Washington Werewolves. Everybody would love that, it's way better than the current name, 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 10/05/2017don't see what the big deal is; I expected Trump to prioritize the Female Body Inspector & fire him if he isn't isn't Inspecting well enough 000
gapernet @gapernet.bsky.social · 03/03/2014Score! Best birthday present I've ever given myself. #shopindie #englishoceans @drivebytruckers t.co/813lNhyZVC 000