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the homophobic boy detective

@gaorush.bsky.social
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im aalto - 27 - they/them or it/its - i block freely Not NSFW but no minors, please ❤️ @dinnerburger.bsky.social pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social

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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 2h
Paul McCartney after The Beatles broke up
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
how it feels
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Transgender Shinji Ikari @ganymedeprincess.bsky.social · 13h
I forgot Paul McCartney's last name I was about to call him Paul Ringo.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Wario Land Wario and WarioWare Wario is pre and post gay man coming out which is the only thing that explains the hot pink jeans
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
took my meds after 2 days of not having them and immediately felt dizzy so I'm gonna eat a fat bowl of cereal and go to sleep
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
siri, invent me new slurs for bald and nothing else
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
I think once I realized the cube gives you back the energy you spent on using it just by dealing damage is when I made it so that I never really used anything unless I straight up didn't have the juice for it
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
I primarily ran the handgun the entire game and I was almost never low on ammo and then the final gauntlet had me run the SMG and shotgun and AR and I never ran out of ammo for the AR but was low on everything else the drops are weird
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
lowkey the best Richter design but they'll kill me for that (he just needs the headband)
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Castlevania and House of the Dead are both super important to me bc it showed me that horror stuff can be cool as fuck and not just scary
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
No joke Castlevania is one of the big series that got me into horror because it de-emphasizes the scary part of horror and it was huge for something like that as a little kid who was afraid of their own shadow
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Its called DSS bruh
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oomf radiance thing @diamondcrevasse.bsky.social · 3h
dude you need to get the fuck out of my castle right now you smell like pure, unfettered ass
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
YouTube Poop sentence mixing
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Portrait of Ruin was released as the 20th Anniversary game and now Belmont's Curse is out tomorrow as the 40th Anniversary which means PoR is 20 years old
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Fuck Tim Sweeney and Epic Gay Store
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Last number of the day (26), last number of the month (4), and last number of the year (1999) so that'd be 649 unless I fucked it and misread
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
I love it's evo so much as well Behold The Fortress
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Did that Birthday Pokemon thing and got 649 and why am I destined to be purple
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h
Take it back. This guy is awesome. You can only find it in SuMo by encountering a Corsola and having it call for help and this fucker has a chance of spawning and just immediately attacking the Corsola that called it in
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
This must be what it feels like to have dementia and forget the face of a lover
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
SKYWARD SWORD HAD A CIRCLE MENU AND IT WAS FINE
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah they made the X button the manual jump bc BoTW had it lmao
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
replacing an entire face button for multiple equipped items for a fucking manual jump button for a game that was designed without a manual jump button and was fine for it for 30 years to force the player to use their bad inventory system they've been using since 2017 makes me seem like a psychopath
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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FE should bring back leadership stars and growth scrolls/equipment that secretly boosts growths without telling you
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Hey don't look down kid you got the 5% MOV growth
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Not this playthrough
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
The human brain cannot comprehend level 1 base 30 speed Hero Morgan
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
I feel like you have good growths through aptitude but otherwise really bad bases and can get stat screwed if aptitude doesn't put in the weight
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
Fates is good with that, at least Conquest. Every map in Awakening being a Rout map is lame tho so ur units feel like less like tactical roles and more like who can kill the best
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
I've been giggling over this fucking brick all day dude
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
I don't Hate it but it's my least favorite. I can never hate Roy or any game that has Rutger in it
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h
Set my credit card payment for yesterday on the schedule, doesnt get a single notification that the payment went through, checks to see if it did, and it didn't, and its like 11pm so I sent my payment and now they're telling me there's late fees we might need to ban all credit company what the hell
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h
Metallica about to show you a REAL White Snake
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h
Jesus
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h
I've never seen this guy not be a hunchback 4 inch tall little freak why's he kinda tough
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Soundtrack of the game popped up on my YouTube autoplay and that's about it I sadly don't know a repository
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h
was looking at a horror game named Death Penalty and lost it over the PS2 James Sunderland save screen face just in the game as a creepy painting
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
It's better here because there's more to do and it's more impactful and you don't have nearly as much free time but fuck dude why is it so hard to play the part of the game the series is known for
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah I got stone walled like halfway thru XCOM2 a few years ago it was rough
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
reading a JP player playing KH for the first time thru the new collection somehow get to End of the World without realizing KH1 doesn't have autosave Jesus Christ
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
Shadow Dragon gets a 3rd remake but for some reason Marth's Falchion doesn't do effective damage to Dragons anymore because the ED was tied to the Falchion's NEW Combat Art
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
That 2nd one is actually big think of all the combat arts you can use because they swapped all the inherent weapon bonuses to combat arts
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 7h
There's nothing about the game by itself I actually dislike other than Skirmishes shouldn't really exist if you're gonna introduce Clashes but the idea of having to do all 4 Part 1s, each with MORE FREE TIME because transfer bonuses, THEN all 4 Part 2s just tires me out so bad
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 8h
idk sorry for sounding like Old Man Yells At Cloud all the time about FE but sometimes less is more and restrictions to gameplay are actually a really good thing for designs to actually stand out and fine tuned
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 8h
I've gone on how much I don't like the new reclassing system and how it strips away unit identity for a jack of all trades approach but it also impacts map design so hard. Older games knew that by X Chapter you had these specific unit types and the map would be balanced around that
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