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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I crazy? Why are all the Fox guys saying this is Tyson Bagent's first start? He started 4 games in 2023.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, why do the Jets have 13 points? I thought they missed the extra point?
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Jets have an interception for the first time in 20+ games
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bush league shit from Michigan to call timeout while the Gophers are kneeling. Just absolute bush league shit.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, no one can hold onto the ball in this Bama/Mississippi State game. I think that is 5 turnovers so far and its not even halfway through the 2nd quarter.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@pickledllama.bsky.social Someone is creating a squirrel and rat army in Chicago
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rushing Touchdown? Come on Joe Buck. Rushing 1st Down.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dillon Thieneman is a beast yo.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE KEENUM VS RED ROCKET. EXCITING MNF ACTION!
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wtf how did the Cowboys lose?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas just committed one of the dumbest penalties I ever seen. They sacked the QB, then one of their players pretended to unzip his pants, whip out his dick, and piss all over the field, moving it back and forth. It was 4th and like 30.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been sick from food poisoning the last 2 days and have been on the BRATs diet and I will say: Bananas are the worst goddamn fruit in the entire world. Even worse than Red Delicious Apples.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Williams hurt. Bergman hurt. Fuck today.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the worst game in history of the Bears
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026
WHEN THE INTENTIONAL SAFETY GOES WRONG NC STATE FUMBLES AND VANDY RECOVERS AND WINS AS TIME EXPIRES
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh my god Packers you are about to lose to Carson Wentz.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jay Cutler Caleb Williams 🤝 Lowering the shoulder and throwing pissmissiles
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man these special teams hits are just brutal today
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Green Bay sucks chant in Carolina. Love it.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wow. What a fucking catch by Rome.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears Tax is real and in full effect today
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE A FOOTBALL SWORD!!?!?
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The funniest result today would be if Temple beats Penn State.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stafford looks way off tonight
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye sucks
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan will always suck, stolen victory, but on the side note I hit this banger of a parlay. Thanks LSU! Also get fucked LSU.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need everyone to pray that LSU scores a TD first (Memphis already scored a TD).
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
+40 North Texas looking good right now
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There have been some real goddamn losers on social media saying Dolly Parton didn't do enough "controversial" activism to be treated with the reverence she has been given during her life/death. And I just gotta say, fuck you and I hope you get a hemorrhoid the size of a grapefruit. And just as red.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Year 4. Tenured bitches. NOW YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Baseball is crazy because in the past 6 games, the #Mariners have been outscored 62 to 24. They went 3-3 during this time span.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know one day I'm going to open an IEP or a 504 and see "Student is allowed to use AI for essay writing" and that is the day I walk into the ocean. And the only way I'll return is to wage war against the land dwellers. Also, parents who are pushing back on cell phone bans can go to hell.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Every Charter school post I read is like: "95% of teachers quit last year, we don't have a schedule, students haven't had math or reading in 2 weeks, the left side of the school is on fire, and our principal is selling feet pics on eBay." Yet people want to send their kids to these schools?
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want to remind everyone there is a wrestler called Steven Flowe and he comes out to the best entrance song ever. If you like Pearl Jam, I really need you to watch this video because it is the best thing ever. youtu.be/bJ8yUziWQg4
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Steven Flowe Full Entrance
YouTube video by TheOneTrueAnswer
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brendel
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Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go "you know who is the sexiest fucking guy l've ever seen?" and post this
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey @sickoscommittee.org when are we gonna get someone with a middle name SICKOS?
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna make a lot of money this year betting against the Browns, I know that for damn sure.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My parents bought 35 lbs of lamb meat for the Assumption of Mary tomorrow. So you know what that means. I gotta cook 35 lbs of lamb meat tomorrow.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I swear if I read another thread or post about teachers that is so wildly out of touch with reality, I'm going to get all 6 infinity gems and remake reality in my image. My 5 favorite ones are: 1. Teachers need to wear cameras and I want hidden cameras in classroom
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This movie looks great. I love me some John Turturro. youtu.be/iXA7BmrBBxs
youtu.be
THE ONLY LIVING PICKPOCKET IN NEW YORK | Official Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Classics
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pre-season Hall of Fame football tonight?
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Danny DeVito: GAMBLIN' Problem
ALT: Danny DeVito: GAMBLIN' Problem
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Was this guy a Farker back in the 2010s?
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I need someone to talk to about Spider-Man Brand New Day. Just a nagging question I have.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Laptop. B-boy. Esquites. Netizen. Southern Minke Whale.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love it when white people, especially white women, tell me how I should feel about the Dark Sun setting because it makes them uncomfortable. It is supposed to make you uncomfortable. That's the point. It is a world of terrible things happening to innocent people. And that's fine. Its fantasy.
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gamblingpoet/lemeul/mbk @gamblingpoet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reading the news of a Dungeons and Dragons/World of Warcraft collaberation finally gives me the chance to recreate this scene and I can't wait. The only time I get to yell "YOU ARE SEARED" is to my steaks. @penny-arcade.com @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com
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