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Erin

@galjazeera.bsky.social
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I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, you’ve got a brand new flea 🐕

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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But I love him
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man I can’t remember but I hope you didn’t drink much in college, binge drinking is so much worse if your body doesn’t have an eject button
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I knew a girl in undergrad who’d park near UST and just let her parents pay the tickets. Tiered permits would definitely work.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So what ARE Midway Potatoes? Lest I invent my own definition
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Peter Pan doesn’t even RUN in Delaware
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mostly I’m mad about things like the dangerously misleading premise that it is possible much less easy to get from Philadelphia to Dover via transit
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am almost this girl but not quite this girl
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They’re all fun but s4 has required shutting off my brain even more than usual
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All you already intrinsically-clean humans will never experience the pleasure of power soaking the sheets and towels in OxyClean so actually I pity YOU
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just imagine what she might say to the cops while high
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s getting pretty precious over a golden calf. I mean fictional lion
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We don’t have the budget for drug problems
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Car seats are heavy tho
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026
if macklemore killed an ed sheeran tour is that a big enough contribution to music as an artform that he retroactively now deserves that grammy
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
According to an ad recently fed to me by an algorithm, an English muffin spikes your blood sugar more than ice cream does, so you chose wisely honestly
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So turns out the past 25 years were a psyop to make dystopian novels and disaster fiction feel more plausible to Americans
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We took transit to an event at the U a few winters ago because it made so much sense! No blizzard driving, no parking, direct route. What we didn’t know was the last train ran at like 11:20 or something so stopping for a meal afterward completely hosed us on getting home
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They ask all the wrong questions and it’s hard to believe that’s not by design
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making elderberry syrup, 30% for the fun DIY homegrown foodstuff, 70% so the birds don’t plant another 200 elderberry shrubs in our yard
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Deciphering and typing up an appraiser’s handwritten notes on an antique firearm collection going to auction. From his kitchen. This was a temp gig and I did not expect to pull up to work at a suburban home
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dad tends to shut me down when I moan about the state of the world by hand-waving about every era having its problems, which feels like it comes from the privileged position of dying soon. But it’s also kind of true that if I focus on the most immediate parts of my life, things are good.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Work that gets more thankless and prosocial turns into women’s fields and that’s probably a net gain for politics, let’s do it
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Are they closing more longtime leaseholders than usual this year? What’s the idea?
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This makes me feel better about what I wore to Homecoming
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the equivalent of “hey Big Nose!” from Roxanne
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have been ruminating on whether it would make more sense to split the exhibit up/spread it out, or if that would just multiply the traffic problems
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My partner remembered he could actually bike there this year and it was The Way.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How about we all chip in for one of those Boston Dynamics dogs and send it out after Flock cameras?
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You could add in other produce and make it year round?
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This does present a $ opportunity, like if you did this and set up a stand across the street…
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big 2016 vibes. Optimistically one more might close the hellmouth that opened that year
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But fr Dolly’s ability to end the game with zero detractors, WHILE fulfilling her ambition, while ALSO being a woman in America, should be studied. Damn
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That last bit is probably the hardest bit of pursuing a public career in the 21st Century, might actually be impossible today. And that’s scary. And I appreciate the irony of posting about this on social media
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No joke just last week I named Dolly as the role model I’d show my kid (if she pursued music). Objectively good music, mission-driven philanthropy, ne plus ultra of femme charisma, and managed all of that while preserving a private life through the power of drag
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly deserves the hagiography.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tech innovation: commodifying community and renting it back to us
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Idk who’s funding Lang, but it’s up to us to support the Spider Man gofund.me/77e0f0daf
gofund.me
Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Neil Ashvin Chudgar
I am raising funds for SPIDER-MAN, a local protester and hero here in Minneapol… Neil Ashvin Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you can’t afford bottle service, maybe you don’t really belong in VIP
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ultimately we didn’t save a cheerleader or the world
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I looked her up last night to work out what she (probably) died of, and concluded it could be a buuunch of things. 😕 What a Greek tragedy
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you have those little baby headphones? Good to have in the diaper bag
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see ghost crabbies. They’re everywhere. And they don’t even know that they’re crabbies.
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So wait is Captain Strong just a rebranded Popeye?
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trying to book a haircut before photos and nobody at my salon is answering. I finally left a message the other day and now their vm mailbox is full. What is up? Am I out of the loop? Granted it’s been a few years since last time
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As a regular bus commuter for years, of late I’ve taken the train a handful of times, usually to weekend evening events downtown, and it’s about 50/50 either uneventful or the least safe I’ve felt in the metro. So that is a problem and I’m glad they’re working on it
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Erin @galjazeera.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I think you know the answers
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Mamdani going “Eyyy”Mamdani going “nu?”
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