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@gabstaton.bsky.social
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Very unserious individual. 🏳️‍🌈

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Y’allsey @aisling206.bsky.social · 9h
Ooooo Cathy delivered a message from our President Kamala Harris.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 9h
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Yellow Bonnet Lady's Unimpressed Look
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 10h
Photos on one end of the court and a shootaround on the other is all I'm asking!
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 10h
I love this for A'ja but they need to get them trophies off the court and get back to practice!
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WNBA @wnba.com · 10h
Heavily decorated, never duplicated 👑 A'ja Wilson poses with her 5️⃣ Kia WNBA MVP trophies! #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30
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WNBA @wnba.com · 12h
Five is a handful. A’ja makes it look easy. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30 | Kia
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 12h
Back to back...and back again. 💅 Making history is what she does. A’ja Wilson is the only player in WNBA history to win Most Valuable Player three times in a row.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 12h
Let's fucking gooooooo!!!
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Kobe Bryant Shows Five Rings
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WNBA @wnba.com · 12h
U’nmatched greatness. MVP No. 5 🖐️🏆 A’ja Wilson is your 2026 Kia WNBA Most Valuable Player! Averaging 26.2 PPG, 9.4 RPG and 3.2 APG, Wilson led the league in scoring and adds a record-extending FIFTH MVP to her historic resume. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 15h
You: "You finna make a pb-" Him: *squish* 🙂‍↔️ 😭😭😭😭
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 18h
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't take this. Wake me up whenever the Aces decide to wake up!
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Man Shakes Head in Disagreement (SMH)
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If the Aces don't make it, I'm rooting for Atlanta and DeWanna Bonner!
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got rid of Sany and for what?
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Awww man. This is so sad.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is insane. And disgusting. On so many levels.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kicked people off SNAP, but at least your newborn can buy $1000 in fartcoin or whatever.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk man, somebody whose job is to run full speed head on into another man running full speed head on everyday can quit whenever they want for whatever reason. But mental health is beyond reasonable and should not be unexpected.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm imagining her saying "they're staying where?" And someone just firing up a Madea Halloween dvd. 😭😭😭
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmaooo
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can tell they all been good friends to each other. That's dope.
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Deon Cole buying his 2 best friends new trucks got me all emotional 🥹”that’s my shit?!”
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm crying cause the friend was genuinely happy for Deon's new ride too 🥹
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
“Tyler Perry has my grandbabies.”
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Business in the front. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in the back. Turtle Power!
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really awful shit. I don't think people are feeling sorry for her at all. Moreso that people are against the death penalty entirely.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This video is hilarious
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sick of these car dealerships only giving one key now. This is the second new car I've gotten where there just wasn't a 2nd key. They don't give spares anymore? I don't care if I can use my phone. Now I'm paying hundreds for a 2nd key to a brand new car.
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awww RIP 🙏🏾
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chat BBD... is this poison dangerous?
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've noticed that with the discovery merger, they have started to label old HBO docs and shows as Discovery shows, I assume to inflate ratings. So this is about to get worse in so many ways.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A chaotic hilarious ride!
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmaoooo
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T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buddy was preaching
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He answered like its the first time a team has played over there and handling jet lag would actually be an advantage. That problem's been solved for decades 😂
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. Brownies are cookies!
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭😭
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀💀
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The last two teams to win a WNBA championship (and only ones remaining to have won a title at all) are 0-1 to start the semifinals
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cam Little has the 2nd highest points in one if my leagues today. Yes, Cam Little the kicker.
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just tuned into the game. Why is KB on the court and we're down????
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright another interception
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Gab! @gabstaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interception!
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