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Gabe Witcher

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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
this is phenominal
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Privacy concerns for who, exactly?
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uh huh
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Um. No.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chief Wiggum Simpsons
Alt: Chief Wiggum Simpsons
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s absolutely insane to me that with all the managerial fire-power Sheeran presumably has, they didn’t game this out. I can think so many other ways the situation could’ve been handled that wouldn’t have resulted in this outcome. 
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pepe’s. And you have to get the White Clam Pizza. Trust.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kenny “White” Powers
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WE FUCKING TOLD Y’ALL
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Same with my grandfather!! Never seen anyone else do that.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Think about the meetings and discussions that were had just to decide on THIS story to tell.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Chef’s fucking Kiss
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Big Lebowski: Oh Really?
ALT: The Big Lebowski: Oh Really?
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Nazgul Lord Of The Rings
Alt: Nazgul Lord Of The Rings
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What if it’s really just Lindsey Graham in drag?
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Too soon
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This was probably his dying wish
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuck coding, kids need to go into forensic accounting.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hmmm. Yes. Likely is.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Look, we know it’s his homework, where’re the fucking tokens you little brat?!
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
there it is
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That’s why they send me I am expert
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Boafa Deez
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Don’t put it in the paper… and what not.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Children’s Theater
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
...like you've never seen
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Finger on the pulse
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It’s from Bibi’s leash
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So no one can be held accountable if, say, mail-in-ballots never get delivered.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I was walking my dog in NYC. As I was crossing eighth Avenue a man shouted, “ nice dog!”. It was Chick Corea. I shouted back, “Thanks, Chick”. And we went our separate ways.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
You win today
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If he’s so sure it’s his “good genes”, and not dumb fucking luck, prove it. Start over from nothing - no name, no money, no credit, no connections etc… and do it again. Become a billionaire again, asshole. If it’s your genetically determined destiny it should just happen, right? Right???
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Same
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
34 felonies would like a word…
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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three men are standing in front of a building and one of them says no donny these men are cowards
Alt: From The Big Lebowski - Donny asks Walter if these Nazis are going to hurt them. Walter replies, “no donny these men are cowards”
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Right there with you
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Looks like a cybertruck
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Sure do. I always held out hope the Back to the Future car would end up there too but i don’t think it ever did.
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Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
The best “sequel” is the in-character commentary in the special features on the DVD of the original movie.
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