Reposted by Gabe WitcherDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art. 3151622149 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comChief Wiggum SimpsonsAlt: Chief Wiggum Simpsons 000 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s absolutely insane to me that with all the managerial fire-power Sheeran presumably has, they didn’t game this out. I can think so many other ways the situation could’ve been handled that wouldn’t have resulted in this outcome.  031 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pepe’s. And you have to get the White Clam Pizza. Trust. 000 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Same with my grandfather!! Never seen anyone else do that. 010 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Think about the meetings and discussions that were had just to decide on THIS story to tell. 120 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Big Lebowski: Oh Really?ALT: The Big Lebowski: Oh Really? 1190 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026static.klipy.comNazgul Lord Of The RingsAlt: Nazgul Lord Of The Rings 000 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 13/07/2026What if it’s really just Lindsey Graham in drag? 000 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Fuck coding, kids need to go into forensic accounting. 020 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Look, we know it’s his homework, where’re the fucking tokens you little brat?! 120 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026So no one can be held accountable if, say, mail-in-ballots never get delivered. 0212 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I was walking my dog in NYC. As I was crossing eighth Avenue a man shouted, “ nice dog!”. It was Chick Corea. I shouted back, “Thanks, Chick”. And we went our separate ways. 010 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 13/07/2025If he’s so sure it’s his “good genes”, and not dumb fucking luck, prove it. Start over from nothing - no name, no money, no credit, no connections etc… and do it again. Become a billionaire again, asshole. If it’s your genetically determined destiny it should just happen, right? Right??? 010 0
Reposted by Gabe WitcherKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic. 372012518 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024media.tenor.comthree men are standing in front of a building and one of them says no donny these men are cowardsAlt: From The Big Lebowski - Donny asks Walter if these Nazis are going to hurt them. Walter replies, “no donny these men are cowards” 030 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Sure do. I always held out hope the Back to the Future car would end up there too but i don’t think it ever did. 010 0
Gabe Witcher @gabewitcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2023The best “sequel” is the in-character commentary in the special features on the DVD of the original movie. 000 0