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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 21h
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mjolnir malfunctions and jacks him off to death
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Posting hole
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Couldn't be less subtle about it if he'd tried. The generated logo certainly not helping. Also buy a better webcam and mic damn.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exciting*...
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great stuff 👏
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did an almost black poop earlier (very very dark green) so that's exiting.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had nightmares about the alien autopsy film for ages. Fully conscious it was a hoax but it still creeped me the fuck out.
Still from Ray Santilli's alien autopsy hoax film
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When we're making pasta in my house sometimes I'm like (to the of The Spice Girls - Wannabe) "If you wanna have some pasta; you have got to boil; water for the pasta; pasta pasta eeeends"
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody has even hazarded a guess at this week's background 😔.
A fanart of Ba Sing Se from Avatar the Last Airbender at dusk.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finished Under the Eye of the Big Bird. Really good! Written in that kind of ethereal vague way that you don't need or want to know specifics
Cover of hiromi kawakamis "under the eye of the big bird"

A stylised abstract bird on a light blue background
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a small fancy beer place near me just called "micro beers" but I always see it and think "microbe ears". Great stuff
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The problem itself could easily be dismissed as a brain fart but the worrying thing was the complete inability to investigate it.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had to help two colleagues today get a thing I'd make (artisanal hand crafted) working in their Claude spaghetti (their words) and during a screen share it was apparent their brains have atrophied. Totally lost context of the architecture of their own thing. They'd moved a file to the wrong place.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bummer to learn TIC-80 is slopified now 😔
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad, unimportant: "We can massively improve the size and speed of these network requests using Node streams to make the UI much faster and cheaper, like this" Good, vital: "This is how you can speak to a chatbot to make it write the tests for you and then the code for you. Yes it's slower"
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got explicitly told by my Line Manager to be less doomer-y about this, and that I need to pick up more AI-flavoured initiatives, in place of software engineering ones. Also, that they're probably trying to get bought before any impending crash, so that's good and normal.
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A bucket of Baby Faces. Yeah I don’t know either
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocking how fast iron tablets put my insides into emergency mode.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Understandable when you're first getting into it. You'll get it after eventually 💪
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/sbwaO_vxXEQ?... not ~3.5 billion BC?
youtu.be
Q Shows Picard the Primordial Soup
YouTube video by Tom Owens UAP
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legitimately the first I've heard of this, not having used it in years and years. Just went and had a shufty and fuck me sideways that is grim
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the completely unbalanced builds that infinite mode in Haste allows. Once you get the booster pig it becomes an exercise in not clipping through the ground or overshooting the entire course.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot from Coral Island.

My character 'Sexy Lady', (blue skin green hair) is stood inside a chicken coop inspecting a chicken. An info box reads: Dildo Swaggins is looking cranky!
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think this is a clever idea store.steampowered.com/app/3431300/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Slow Roads on Steam
Zone out on an endless drive through infinite scenic landscapes. Generate a unique world, set the scene to suit your mood, and just drive...
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See also littering and driving while being on phones
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woman on the train straight up clipping her nails. Wish I had pure massive muscles so I could confront people when they tear through the social fabric without fear.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished the left hand of darkness. Really really good. Will be reading more from that series. Instant rec for anyone into socio-political sci Fi.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like sacrificing one arm actually is actually a pretty cheap deal to bind a human soul to a massive suit of armour, have it be fully ambulatory, and still be able to do magic?
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank u, guy sounding the horn on his car for a solid 20 seconds outside at 5am.
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Gav @gavtrdq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was washing the dishes and this idea popped into my head. Real crisis caught on camera.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The bridge of the Enterprise as appears in TNG. Facing the screen.

Cmd Data and an unknown red-shirt are at consoles in the foreground.

The screen shows a vertical split-screen video pair, the top is Tasha Yar's funeral message. The bottom is a the family guy chicken fight.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw a guy on the bus the other day hundred percent watching a generated WAM fetish video on his Insta feed. Albeit without full nudity. Grim stuff
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same country that needs adverts to ask you not to harm emergency workers.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Use this as the bio for every ep going forward
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"YouTube Playables" keeps appearing on my feed now and they always look like banner ad clickbait slop
A 'youtube playables' thumbnail (?) it's like an anime woman in a bathroom with a copypasted series of men underneath the floor and of them is grabbing her through a small hole?

None of the art is cohesive at all.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hope you invoice by the hour 🤑
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Similar story with Brink, too.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I went to PAX in 2009 (maybe '10) and the WET booth people were barely able to give away the merch. I took like ten of the free WET "monkey business" graphic tees that were actually surprisingly good quality and they served as partner sleep shirt stockpile for over a decade.
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___________________________________________________gav @gaaaaaaaaaaaaavin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No auto-resuming upload??? They deffo support it we had to investigate it at work
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