fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 10hForget a law degree, these idiots haven't even seen an episode of Law & Order 000
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ACME CRIME COMPUTER: Warrant issued for the arrest of Hugh Jass 100
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Their guests, their neighbors....every person who ever existed, every person who will ever exist... 000
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dak Prescott now has two jobs: provide hot stews and identify his replacement 100
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The worst approach to being the lesser of two evils is trying to convince the chooser you are in fact not evil 000
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What if we just told him the truth, that nothing bad is ever going to happen to him, then maybe he will stop trying to rig everything 000
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Reposted by fxbxBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I weirdly remember Tom Arnold talking about him running for Governor and Tom Arnold campaigned for him despite being a Dem and he explained it by saying “Arnold wants to help people” and at some point if you actually think that’s the point of governing you can’t keep being rightwing 1173734
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What did he say? I don't know, something about being a pedophile. 000
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why does calculus use stupid symbols and Greek letters for curves and sums and limits? I am a slave for Isaac Newton congratulations 100
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I get it I get it! If we all start calling him small potatoes then we don't call him pedo rapartist any more, 4d chess genius strikes again!! 000
Reposted by fxbxJacek Malczewski @jmalczewski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Follow the Stream (left wing) www.wikiart.org/en/jacek-malczewski… 001
Reposted by fxbxPaige E.ek! 👻 @superpaige64.bsky.social · 23/05/2026We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Prop Cycle. We had NAOMI. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've left your house, made friends, and played as many games as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to stay at home. 221476
Reposted by fxbxCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026 625113792247
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Eat that cottage cheese Do the monster mash Here is the swag star Pickle....BOOST 000
Reposted by fxbx𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is what a real leader says. 316242405723
Reposted by fxbxpauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry, with his devil's incisors...floats against the star studded blackness, the bags under his eyes puffing out and his curly, dimply smile so elfishly dirty that it's as if he were lighted by hellfire. (1983) 113023
Reposted by fxbxRolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Mark Carney is far tougher than he looks. Trump picked the wrong country to fuck around with. 165
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Some kids at Dave & Busters were wondering exactly how David the Gnome ate it and I was pleased to inform them that it is covered 000
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Learning AI with the same mentality as learning a language so I can insult people properly when using it 001
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just enjoying life. Not a single cell phone in site. Everything looking like new always, thanks to ArmorTec. 000
Reposted by fxbxThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-taps-mean-… 412261229
Reposted by fxbxPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 abcnews.com/US/hayden-pa... 33040201431
Reposted by fxbxScott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026As silly as the whole "the right has no cultural influence" argument is, the whole edifice is indeed a depressing look into the mind of a typical American swing voter 60104173
fxbx @fxbx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Q: U r billionaire. What do now? a. Go away b. Help ppl duh c. Invest and live off d. SCAM Why everyone pick d?????????? 000