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FuzzyCthulhu

@fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s okay, Xbox is laying off people and burying studios but next week they’ll announce Conflict: Desert Storm and Van Helsing for the original Xbox are now backwards compatible and the pundits will proclaim that they’re “saving gaming”.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol at anyone who thinks Activision will deliver a good Halo. It’ll just be Master Chief yelling get down in a trench while the Covenant mow down ODST grunts until you hit X to initiate a cutscene. Also anyone celebrating Halo Studios layoffs is a monster.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wolverine is pretty good. That’s all.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love how Nintendos idea of including consumers in their tariff refunds still involves giving them more money. Their ludicrous cardboard Virtual Boy is on sale, lol
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's one of the big fucking robots from Robocop pointing its gun at you with the text:
Unexpected item in bagging area
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just don’t get it- bigots aren’t going to vote for you. Anyone telling you in this election year, with everything else going on, that Trans people are a major issue to them will not vote for you no matter how much you debase yourself.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching some commentators frothing at the mouth over this, proclaiming MS is “saving” gaming. It’s just rebranding the exact thing everyone tore Don Mattrick up for. It’s tying you to the Xbox ecosystem and preventing used game sales and borrowing.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Two sleepy cats in the grass of a yard
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The steam machine will sell out, people will love it. But it’s PS5 power at $1050 without a controller and 512Gb of Storage. It’s a real shame that the price makes it pretty irrelevant.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I feel like everyone who watched Disclosure Day saw a different film than me, one that didn’t suck.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Pump this Code Veronica remake right into my veins.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They finally brought a factory back to the U.S.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Absolutely insane. This must be setting the groundwork for a $1000+ Steam machine. It’s supposed to be six times more powerful.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bluesky is great if you want life advice from a picture of a cat
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Hardspace: Shipbreaker @shipbreakergame.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
To celebrate Shipbreaker’s 4th anniversary, we're giving away bundles of exclusive merch including custom Bunny D plushies (bones not included)! Follow us, reshare this post, and reply with your favorite Shipbreaker moment to enter. More details below 👇
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Crimson Deserts biggest accomplishment is making me want to switch to Witcher 3, a game I have already played.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Who is telling Nvidia that they want this? Incels?
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Reddit post: "Are you old enough to remem...". YES.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I am so bored by Metroid Prime 4. And I loved Metroid Dread and the original Metroid Prime. It feels like they added permanent training wheels in the form of annoying NPCs and then upped the "scan everything" mechanic.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Of course he waits until the markets close before starting a war. Is the Nobel committee paying attention to the peace president now?
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Enjoying Resident Evil Requiem so far. Playing as a terrified girl for a while and then swapping over to Leon tanking through biohazards as a palette cleanser is a nice rythym.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Altman giving "maybe The Matrix could be a good thing" vibes.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 31/01/2026
GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY PIZZA
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 26/01/2026
And available now for everyone is this extended (11000+ word) look at Resident Evil Village, covering everything from weapon feel to character assassinations of varying types and the pointlessness of decorative corpses: kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2026/01/26/r...
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Resident Evil Village: A bit mouldy
Contents: Storytime Chris? CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS Bingo? Village of cutscenes What’re ya buyin’? Enter freely and of your own free will RIP: Rose in Pieces Who needs consistency any…
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They'll tell you not to believe your lying eyes.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The new conservative position on gun control is apparently that lawfully carrying a licensed handgun means you deserve to be executed in the street by masked federal agents
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Law enforcement often steps into the seat of government after arrests are made, lol
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
a card that reads "seasons greetings" with john waters' signature underneath, and a photo of a young steve buscemi dressed as him, with a moustache and all. underneath, photo credits: steve buscemi as john waters, baltimore 1995. photo: betty beebe
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Happy 20th to the Xbox 360, probably my favorite console of all time!
Xbox 360 on green concentric circle background
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT. Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Do want
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Microsoft rereleasing a 25yr old game on hardware that costs anywhere between $400 and $1000 now, to recoup money on their $75,000,000,000 Activision purchase is just a picture perfect snapshot of the gaming industry right now.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/10/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 17/10/2025
BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.
Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Just fucking nauseating footage of the state declaring war on the citizens of Illinois.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
With Microsoft destroying their own Xbox brand and forcing their AI Copilot into Windows, I would really like it if Steam could create a desktop OS.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Bye Mass Effect, my interest in anything else in that story just died.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The series S was $299.99 on release 5yrs ago. The series X was $499.99. Absolutely insane.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Death Stranding 2 visuals consistently blow me away.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Maybe I'm just not Alpha enough to understand how pardoning a convicted child trafficker and partner of a notorious pedophile will shut down claims that this administration is hiding something.
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Houses are just chore engines, churning out tasks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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FuzzyCthulhu @fuzzycthulhu.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Superman was really fun, smart, sincere and optimistic. Pretty much what I've come to expect from @jamesgunn.bsky.social. It really bodes well for the DC franchise as a whole, knowing that there's someone with a good heart at the helm.
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