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@fuzzbomb.bsky.social
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Day job is mostly Microsoft Sentinel and Microsoft Defender for Cloud. My free time is spent riding motorcycles and playing guitar and drums. gurthwormnc.bandcamp.com

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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 20h
Being middle aged is Pulp Fiction playing on a TV in a bar and realizing a $5 milkshake would be very reasonable.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I rarely have trouble sleeping, but I woke up for a bit last night … starting Friday sleep deprived is bullshit.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨my book Wild Faith: How the Christian Right Is Taking Over America is on sale today on the Kindle store for $2.99! Sorry to link to Amazon but $3 is a solid price for a book that took me three years to write www.amazon.com/Wild-Faith-C...
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What was with all the movies about snow skiing in the 80’s?
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s show is Castle Rat and Unto Others. Should also be a good time.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gorillaz and Deltron 3030 tonight. This should be a good time.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need a garage door opener, and the Chamberlain ones (Chamberlain/Liftmaster) have some new "smart" garbage that doesn't work with any 3rd party controllers. So ... fuck that.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my friends who is in our city’s Pride Band recruited some of them for a jazzy side band that frequently plays my favorite neighborhood spot on Sunday evenings.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has anyone considered doing “The Muppets Princess Bride” and all the characters are Muppets except Robin Wright and Christopher Guest.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This taco place is for some reason playing what I assume is top 40 country and every song is a crime against humanity.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I guess I can sell some of the 4x12 cabs I own since I think it’s unlikely I’ll do much gigging on guitar anymore.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The track bike has been slipping gears from 3rd back to 2nd. Most likely the gear dogs are worn and damn that is an expensive repair. :(
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having only a cortado for lunch. It’s not a fad diet I’m just busy and irritated.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If “we need to do this to win Texas” means throwing away human rights for all then no, Texas is not worth winning. If it wouldn’t be moral to do it in Mississippi in 1962 then it’s not ok in Texas in 2026. Under any circumstances.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My zero stakes opinion of the day is that thin and crispy tortilla chips are bullshit. I want a sturdy tortilla chip to dig into the guacamole.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*One* time at the track yesterday I put my bike in gear with the kickstand down so it shut off and my track buddies are never gonna stop reminding me.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Headed to the track this evening. Too dang hot for me today but tomorrow is looking like good track day weather, 76->87F. #motosky
Photo of a motorcycle from the left. It is a gray sports bike on a small trailer.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I tried to explain something I know very well to another person so that means now we’re both confused.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yesterday I opened a browser tab to search for something, someone interrupted me and I forgot what it was. Driving down the highway last night I remembered what it was. This morning, no idea.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy to be seeing Monolord and Khemmis tonight.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apparently there's a fully paved supermoto track in Bulgaria? Asphalt jumps? That's gonna be a no from me. @fastkidpunk.bsky.social you ever see this?
jalopnik.com
This Fully Paved Supermoto Track Is The Track Of Your Dreams - Jalopnik
Do you ride a supermoto and wish you could have all those glorious jumps without having to deal with the dirt section? The answer is only a plane flight away.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just watched Legend for the first time and aside from Tim Curry it’s … pretty bad. I thought I saw it when I was a kid but I must have mixed it up with another movie.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am “needs the phone flashlight to read the restaurant bill” years old.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Friend and I went for a 3.5 hour ride today on some North Carolina backroads. Pic of my Monster and his Transalp at our lunch stop by High Rock Lake. #motosky
Picture of 2 motorcycles in a parking lot. Red Ducati in the foreground with a gray Honda behind it. There are some cars in the background.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Storing the bikes in Mom’s garage while we build a new garage at our house. Group photo. #motosky
Picture from the front of 3 motorcycles sitting side by side in a garage.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We’re having a few people over and I went to the grocery store for snacks, I should not be allowed to do that unsupervised
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 18/08/2026
🤦🏿‍♂️Let's take a look at some of those Cornyn policies shall we? *Super Anti-DEI. “I’m particularly pleased to see [Trump] dismantling the Biden-Harris administration’s DEI regime throughout the federal government.” -Cornyn 🤡 *Staunchly against any meaningful police reform that would reduce racism.🤡
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GOP stunned after 'unheard of' defection rocks high-profile race
Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico just hired a five-year veteran of Republican Sen. John Cornyn's office to help sink GOP nominee Ken Paxton.Jacob Smith, who served as Cornyn's deputy l...
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My body is like a delicacy. Yeah there are parts I find disgusting, but there are some people in other countries who would pay a lot of good money for a taste of that.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wife: “Do you think that guy’s accent is Italian or maybe Eastern European or something?” Me: “Do I look like Professor Higgins?”
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My superpower is taking unflattering group selfies.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In Italy trying to remind myself not to text my friends at home in the middle of their night.
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 11/08/2026
Hazel Dickens and Alice Gerrard - Working Girl Blues [Country / Bluegrass, USA] (1975) redd.it/4lv9la youtu.be/12KarQjxKg4
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Hazel Dickens and Alice Gerrard - Working Girl Blues [Country / Bluegrass, USA] (1975)
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As soon as I get off an airplane. <Phil Collins voice> “Will I piss again?” I think I’ll piss again, oh-ho”
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well today I learned there’s a deluxe edition of Ween’s, “12 Golden Country Greats.”
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I trimmed my beard and bought pants. I don’t know how more ready for vacation I can be.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Have you ever thought to yourself, “I really have too much money and free time.” Have you considered taking up a musical instrument and starting a band? It’s a sure fire cure for both those problems.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have regrets and a minor one is not starting a “The Princess Bride” themed hardcore band called The Brute Squad when I was a twenty something.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I accidentally became a regular at one of my neighborhood bars. It’s a good spot and also it’s the closest walk from the house.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I never feel more like an alien than when people care about who wins any sports event.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Seeing Bobcat Goldthwait tonight, and the Pietasters tomorrow like it's the 1990's apparently.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I ain’t getting on a motorcycle again unless the temps are under 90F.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Watched the Germany MotoGP sprint race while eating a breakfast sandwich. Good way to start the morning.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m a voyeur but for watching bartenders make drinks.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Random mass layoffs sure are good for morale.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who’s ready for a sweaty track day weekend. #motosky
Picture of a gray sport bike under a white pop-up canopy. There are a few storage bins and toolboxes beside it.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Well I should have proofread that last one before hitting Post but 🤷🏻‍♂️
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw one of the of the only 55 Harley VR1000’s today at Barber.
Picture of a Harley Davidson sportbIke from the front left. It has black body work. Picture of a Harley Davidson sport bike from the front right. It has orange bodywork.
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It seems the battery maintainer on one of the motorcycles no longer works properly. Ruined 2 batteries before I realized what was going on. 🫤
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles
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fuzzbomb @fuzzbomb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Movie options in the guest room at my father-in-law’s. Not to worry, the TV has a built in VHS player.
Picture of 2 VHS videos lying on a shelf. The movie Tombstone is on bottom and Good Morning, Vietnam is on top. There is a small wicker basket to the left.
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