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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Cubs are ostensibly a Major League Baseball team but this series feels like this for some reason. Grow up.

A photo of the giants from The Odyssey kicking everyone's ass

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me sitting online at 11:58 p.m. on a school night waiting for tonight’s Good, Better, Best.

A man sitting in front of a computer screen in the dark

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tfw Monday Night Football plays Take Me Home heading into commercial break

Phil Collins in the music video for Take Me Home

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cubs fans excited for the playoffs but knowing what this bullpen is inevitably gonna do.

Ralph Wiggum sitting on a bus looking happy in the "I'm in danger" meme

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone made like $400,000 this year to lead this project.

A screenshot of an email subject line that says "GFiber is now gFiber"

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Honestly, this is all you need to know about our coach.

"There is no better place to feel the Johnson intensity than in the Clyde Emrich Weight Room at Halas Hall. He starts with 15 minutes of intervals on a treadmill and follows with 30 minutes of weight training. With Bears strength coach Pierre Ngo’s guidance, Johnson focuses on Olympic lifts — power cleans, squats and bench press. Today, he gets up to six reps with 250 pounds on the bench. The other day, he squatted 400 pounds."

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I dunno, Lisa. If the backbone of the party keeps losing, maybe they aren't really the backbone?

Image from the NY Times with a blurb from Lisa Lerer saying "The continued tightness of the race in Michigan underscores a divide that’s frequently emerged in Democratic primaries this cycle. The split between a loud, online liberal movement, which championed Abdul El-Sayed in the Senate primary, and many of the voters who are the backbone of the party in battleground states is particularly striking."

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Building an entire journalism career out of the meme

A photo of Ken Jeong from The Hangover saying "but did you die?"

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I dunno, man. It's tiring to read stuff like this and know there are zero consequences ever coming for anyone involved.

NY Times article:

The Justice Department has granted President Trump, his family and businesses immunity from ongoing inquiries into their taxes, a potentially lucrative arrangement that could shield the president from significant financial liability.

The provision, quietly inserted on Tuesday as a supplement to a remarkable deal that also created a $1.8 billion compensation fund aimed at benefiting Mr. Trump’s allies, protects the president, his relatives and his businesses from pending audits and tax prosecutions.

The one-page document, signed by the acting attorney general, Todd Blanche, said that the government would be “FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing” pending tax claims against Mr. Trump, his family members and businesses.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Ben-Johnson-ass export feature over here.

A Keynote presentation PDF export screen with image quality settings of “good, better, best”

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Our chronically online lovable QB Caleb Williams working the Maxx Crosby angle hard today.

A screenshot of Caleb Williams retweeting Louis Riddick saying "Yesterday's price is not today's price" referring to Maxx Crosby

A screenshot from Instagram of Caleb Williams responding with a huge smiley emoji to the Ravens signing Trey Hendrickson

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

That old “trade him for a bag of balls” phrase is meant as an insult but folks, I just got a bag of balls for free off Facebook Marketplace and I’m pretty pumped so who’s to say what’s right.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The grimmest tech bro post to ever grim.

Twitter screenshot of someone saying "A friend left a party at 9:30 on a Saturday. Not tired. not sick. He wanted to get back to his agents. Nobody questions it anymore. Half the room is thinking the same thing. The other half are probably checking the progress of their agents. At a party."

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

“Space to create” lol (this is me marveling at Hester, not mocking you)

Devin Hester surrounded by 6 guys but scoring anyway

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

One of the best framings I've seen comes from *checks notes* The Wall Street Journal, of all places?

The Wall Street Journal
Headline: Videos contradict U.S. account of Minneapolis shooting by federal agents:
Subhead: See how immigration officers escalated a fatal confrontation Saturday

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

This could and should still be stronger (we don’t need the “appear to”) but it’s a start. Golf clap.

The New York Times
Videos Appear to Contradict Federal Accounts of Fatal
Shooting
Agents Kill 37-Year-Old Man in
Minneapolis
• Democrats condemn shooting as senators prepare to consider funding for ICE. 2h ago
• Trump and other federal officials try to put blame on local authorities and the man who was killed.
3h ago
• In Minnesota, citizens with firearm permits can openly carry handguns. 3h ago
See new updates ›

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I feel like Ben Johnson was about 0.1 seconds of intrusive thoughts away from pulling his hand back, saying "psych" and running his hand through his hair.

Screenshot of Ben Johnson (kinda) shaking Matt Lafleur's hand after the Bears beat the Packers

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Honestly kind of amazing it took this long for some guy to go all-in on the “I’m just gonna do whatever I want all the time” strategy.

The “one guy in Nebraska” comic holding up all digital infrastructure except it’s labeled “societal norms” holding up all of America.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The perfect closed captioning for this weekend in the NFL.

Closed captioning a on a TV that says YO YOUU B BEEEENN W WATATCHCHININGGT T THEHEN NFLL 0 O

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Me for the last 9 hours after that Bears game.

A meme of a man smiling at his phone while lying in bed under a blanket. He’s probably watching Caleb Williams hit DJ Moore with a 55-yard TD bomb.

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Maybe everyone knew this already but I feel like there's not much talk about how the Epstein files release still has to pass the Senate and get Trump's signature, which means we're not gonna get anything.

NY Times screenshot which reads:

"If the bill does pass the House, it will then be sent to the Senate, where it faces tough odds.

The Senate is under no obligation to take up bills sent by the House, and it would take 60 votes to force any action on the floor. Democrats hold 47 seats, and so even if they all backed the measure, they would still need 13 Republicans to buck Mr. Trump’s wishes and join them.

If the bill were to pass the Senate, it would be sent to the president’s desk, and he would be all but certain to veto it. Even if he did not, the only way to compel cooperation with such a measure would be for the House to enforce it by holding the attorney general in contempt of Congress, an exceedingly unlikely scenario."

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I went to find the original and this is what Google gave me.

A Google search result for the query “fuck him up Socrates” where the Google AI bot says it can’t complete the request because it doesn’t encourage violence or offensive language.

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