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Eli, from the Bad Site

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15h
"I'm sorry Maxine Waters didn't beat your ass harder."
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They even live in the same city!
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly one of the grimmest things I've ever read?
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daniel Palencia would never hit someone on purpose because he literally couldn't hit anything on purpose.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cubs are ostensibly a Major League Baseball team but this series feels like this for some reason. Grow up.
A photo of the giants from The Odyssey kicking everyone's ass
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like how the Cubs keep challenging dumb stuff so the Padres fans have even more chances to cheer.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky remains undefeated (just like Donald Trump).
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve seen a few people saying he should be fired, as if anyone else on Earth could have done something with this pitching staff.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems like he has a job for life but you're never gonna regret firing Jed Hoyer. It's not like he's gonna go off and make you look bad by doing something great somewhere else. He's Jed Hoyer.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish Dave Roberts would come take Kershaw out of this game
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My expectations were low for the Cubs and they've somehow managed to even fall short of those.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's going to be absolutely lit
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum talking about Bluey in his postgame interview.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me sitting online at 11:58 p.m. on a school night waiting for tonight’s Good, Better, Best.
A man sitting in front of a computer screen in the dark
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tfw Monday Night Football plays Take Me Home heading into commercial break
Phil Collins in the music video for Take Me Home
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Jaylon Johnson is washed, man.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think he wants to be memed at this point. I love him.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying "you had a three-way with Roseanne and Tom Arnold"Jenna Maroney replying "That was TWO years ago!"
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unanimous MVPete
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was so fun.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finding out I have cultural cachet because of this take. Thanks, Rolling Stone writer!
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cubs fans excited for the playoffs but knowing what this bullpen is inevitably gonna do.
Ralph Wiggum sitting on a bus looking happy in the "I'm in danger" meme
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tim Robinson hot dog "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The crowd roaring as soon as PCA took off for second there. Man, what a season, what a moment. Chills!
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know. I was pre-complaining about it on the couch and felt like I needed to publicly memorialize it.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He at least hit it harder than I expected him to?
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I TAKE NO JOY IN BEING RIGHT
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you ever been more sure of anything than Carson Kelly grounding into a game-ending double play to leave PCA on deck?
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You? Today?
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd be surprised if Bregman can even play, which definitely doesn't help.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Right! I know it's not literally a zero percent chance but it feels like the method would be to win 11 games by scores of like 10-8 and I guess that'd be wild and fun.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think I've ever been less optimistic about one of my favorite teams going into the playoffs. Like ... they're just not gonna and we all know it.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Week 2 of me immediately dismissing and reporting every prompt I get about it.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
obi wan long time dot gif
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This sucks.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please just be a hamstring thing.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Legally, should be able to get a refund on Sunday Ticket if your favorite team’s QB has that happen to them. Man.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The NYT should obviously just be 300 stories a day about Iran and nothing else.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you ever feel like we’re not going to be able to turn this thing around and then just shove the feelings down because what else are you even supposed to do? Just me? Happy Friday!
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"With regard to destroying mankind ... we're not going to get something done up here." - Rick Scott
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really thought he was going to
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unanimous MVPete
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I hope they can give me an iced coffee that’s half milk.”
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For sure. And I have no idea if Caleb knew on that one, was just speaking generally for their metric. Your larger point is still the key one.
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have they ever heard of a free play? No one answer this!
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doors at 6:00, opener at 6:15, main act at 6:30, everyone home by 8:00 thank you very much
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait does this mean Gmail is going to become gMail?
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
/tips g'fedora
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone made like $400,000 this year to lead this project.
A screenshot of an email subject line that says "GFiber is now gFiber"
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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sorry. 59.
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