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Neil Degrassi Highson

@funkpower.bsky.social
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CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 43m
It's been a while since I saw it, but I remember loving Silver Bullet, so I'd say it's a good choice. Really anything with Everett McGill.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 2h
The movie definitely is too intense. Mostly because of that old naked corpse. I really didn't need to be connecting nudity with death that young.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 9h
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A ★½ review of Nightmares (1983)
Nightmares is a 1983 anthology horror film consisting of the following vignettes: A nicotine addicted woman (Christina Raines) makes a late-night run to the convenience store to feed her habit, all th...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 21h
I think I'm in my Mr. Burns era. He's got so many angles to write jokes for (old/feeble/rich), but one of my favorite jokes is when he hires the actors to play the Simpson family to trick Bart and goes in to yell at the actors and has to flip through the script to remember that Homer says "d'oh"
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A ★★½ review of The Carpenter (1988)
After housewife Alice (Lynne Adams) suffers a nervous breakdown, she's committed to a mental health facility. Her college professor husband Martin (who seems to have a PhD in Paul Bunyan studies) does...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly I would have been fine with them staying at PS4 for a lot longer. That was the first generation where it felt like the graphical leap wasn't that impressive.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whenever wasps do that thing where they float in front of your face they're actually just trying to ask if you've accepted Jesus as your Lord and savior.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always love when liberals chide people for not being pragmatic when literally every time they choose a candidate their reasoning is like "I will never ever vote for a candidate that doesn't perfectly match my unviable centrist ideology."
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So the Dems have to lean right in order to convince voters to vote for them, but also voters shouldn't need to be convinced to vote for the Dems. Kinda just sounds like no one wants to vote for the Dems because they're too far right and you just don't want to address that.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I vaguely remember one called Airbats that was about a bunch of female fighter pilots. Weirdly enough I think it was a collaboration with the JSDF.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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A ★★★★★ review of Helter Skelter (2012)
Fashion idol Lilico (Erika Sawajira) seems to have the perfect life: she has legions of fans, lives in luxury, has an obsessed boyfriend, and has a team of assistants who fill her every need. But unde...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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A ★½ review of Ted Bundy (2002)
The true story of infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, from his days as a law student, to his death via electrocution. Along the way, Ted attempts to sexually assault his girlfriend a few times, engages ...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think he ever marries any of these people so he can basically do whatever he wants.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one would have a problem with AI if it was actually being used for what it's good for: very niche scientific applications that 99% of humanity will never hear about. Instead we're being bombarded with useless AI garbage 24/7.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still crazy to me that HE was the guy the DNC pushed on us. Like goddamn, they could have at least made it a little believable and picked Buttigeig or someone who wasn't 170.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know a lot about the UK, but I know they love abbreviating words in ways that infuriate me. I once heard someone refer to the Dominican Republic as "Dom Rep" and I'm pretty sure I passed out from getting too annoyed.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I usually don't like remakes, but this one is super underrated. Patricia Tallman and Tony Todd are both great.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A ★★★★ review of Demonwarp (1988)
After his uncle Clem goes missing while investigating the strange occurrences around his cabin in the woods, 40-year-old 25-year-old Jack assembles a team of expert bigfoot hunters, consisting of his ...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't say I'm surprised that she's got a dogshit take on this. Her and the other one seem to hold no values besides "getting reaction=good"
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's pretty messed up. Someone should do something about it. Like, maybe Dem senators?
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's cool how they already had a perfectly good design and branding back in the 90's and they keep blowing billions on redesigns that just make it less appealing to go there.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So they're just making that Nazi movie from Inglorious Basterds?
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I just die instead?
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No shame in moving at your own pace. Every time I watch one of your videos I'm always impressed at how well researched everything is, so I can't imagine that kind of thing comes together super quickly.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A ★★★ review of Sleepwalkers (1992)
Outside of the natural world exist vampiric creatures known only as "Sleepwalkers". These fiends feed on the life essence of virginal women in order to fuel their supernatural shapeshifting powers. Tw...
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Then hand the companies over to the workers.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, limit them all. All profits past a certain point get put into a pubic betterment fund that builds parks and all that jazz.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We need to start capping payouts for stuff. Like, coming up with Facebook is worth maybe 50k. MySpace was worth 5 million. Any kind of app or tech thing is capped at 500k. Some kind of delicious new food can be 2 million.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude has marionette legs.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I watched this the other day and was so excited to find out Ann Bridgewater was in it. She's in so few movies but I love her.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so weird to me because in middle and high school I wanted nothing more than for all my nerd shit to become mainstream and acceptable and now that it all is these dweebs still can't be happy.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planning for the worst possible outcome is always the pro move these days.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh woah! You're gonna politely ask for an investigation at some point?!
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only difference is that Immortan Joe's kids actually liked him.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's more or less where I'm at, especially as I get older. What they did isn't something you can accidentally do or do out of desperation. They considered it an acceptable thing to do, and I don't think you can fix a mind that broken. Throw them into a cave with no light and leave them forever.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's 100% what it is, and while I can appreciate the idea of allowing yourself leeway in certain things, so many people take that to mean they can act however they want.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really hate therapy speak. 15 years ago she would have just said, "I hate dealing with this shit" and we all would have called her an asshole and been done with it, but now it's all, "I need to reorder my priorities to make space for my personal fulfillment"
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, once they changed I pretty much checked out. They always taste really dry for some reason.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could be a NAMBLA meeting.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That peppy millennial Wendy they had for a brief moment. I'm sorry, but I don't want to eat Wendy's unless Dave Thomas is around to make sure it doesn't suck.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna go on WeChat and be like, "Huh, you guys sure do talk about shit that's going on in China a lot. Rude much?"
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was a kid watching that show I was perplexed about why he wasn't in a bunch of shit. Like, he was an adult who was funny, shouldn't he be in a bunch of movies and stuff?
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think it's crazy for people to not want a notorious rapist running around in their town.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have no idea why, but I'm getting "School Bus" vibes from this cat.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think people don't like having a roving gang that's allowed to execute people as they see fit terrorizing their neighborhoods.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's pretty telling when these people think it's easier to convince millions of voters to vote for candidates that don't care about them at all on the basis that the other candidate cares slightly less for them rather than convincing a few dozen people in the DNC to run good candidates.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elections are won by convincing more voters to vote for you over your opponent. If a candidate is getting beaten by easily defeatable Nazis then that candidate is running a bad campaign and should run a better one.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walton Goggins is in the Harry Dean Stanton category for me where he's usually not the lead, but either way, whenever you see him show up in something you're like, "Oh hell yeah".
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know, I know, rotating villains and all that, but I do also think that Fetterman is dumb enough to support the Iran war for a completely insane reason.
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone else remember when Dan Bongino took one look at the Epstein files and immediately fucking bailed on everything?
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