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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I still can't believe they put a Munchie in the game.

The poster to the film Munchies. A Munchie is smoking, drinking a beer, and looking up a woman's skirt.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I was worried that people might think I'm a fake badass."

A rickety old guy who looks like if Caillou was raised in a padded room and only fed mashed turnips.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He's got the Danny Glover slacks from Predator 2

Danny Glover pointing a gun while wearing the baggiest slacks known to man.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Gotta include famed "difficult man" Mojo Nixon.

Mojo Nixon looking like a rockabilly werewolf.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Made the pilgrimage to see Mothman's juicy ass in person.

The Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I would hire this student. Didn't do great, but they tried damnit.

Someone did slightly better on the final than on the midterm.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In my defense my coyote bro JUST stepped on my foot.

A coyote screaming about something. His name might be Cuddeback.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

"Heh, fresh meat over there thinks he's gonna impress us with the 1996 commemorative Elvis Presley Jailhouse Rock 10 Notcher. That's a grade D misprint at best. Hehehe!"

A picture of someone named Dr. Jared Moore. He looks like he's going through menopause.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Either that or Cobra cosplaying as Quattro.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

At a certain point you start to wonder if people don't just want to make things more difficult for themselves. For anyone who might be disabled out there, please don't listen to this person, there are ways to have aides come and help you with your daily routine free of charge.

Someone claiming I'm a fascist because I suggested that they should look into applying for disability so they can get a home aide who will help cook for them in case they can't afford paying for Doordash everyday or if the company goes out of business.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I had this one and desperately wanted one of the "cool" ones that were different colors or had rubber on them. I was so sure that it would have made Rob Zombie sound so much better.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

If you ever see it around definitely give it a try. We have a decent sized Hispanic community where I live so they have it in Wal-marts around me. It's perfect for me because I can't stand sauces that are too vinegary and Valentina is more chili pepper forward.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I know him from Strays. The horror movie that dared to ask the question, "What if some random normal cats just kind of hated you?"

The cover of the movie Strays. An angry looking cat looks to be pushing its head through an open door.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'm a dude. I think it's because I read that "Establishments should be destroyed" question like a tech bro would, like, "They should be destroyed... And then later remade maybe" which kind of seems like shit's just not going to work for decades until maybe it's magically fixed.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Iran shared some pictures to prove it's real and quite frankly, lol:

Kash Patel in the background of one of the leaked photos of him. His bug eyes looking gross as usual.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I think something's wrong with mine...

A Wikipedia card for the 18th AVN Awards

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Once again, talking about white male egos when this man is your God:

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

You're really out here whining about mediocre white men and this dude is your God:

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Dude kidnapped a guy in Venezuela and didn't understand the support he received from them was due to personal ambition instead of them just really liking him and thinking he was smart and now he thinks it's going to be the same for every country. He's the physical embodiment of this tweet:

A tweet that reads "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush" with a photo of a tan dog rooting around in a small bush.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The best bit of writing he ever did and it's a tweet:

Max Landis tweet about how Bright, a notoriously dog shit movie, could end up being "his Star Wars".

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

It reminds me of this shit: (I know nothing about this movie, I just hate the face the dude is making on the cover)

The cover of the film Phil the Alien. The person (I assume Phil) is making this weird ass meek looking face that's incredibly punchable.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"General Eisenhower, sir, we need a decision." *Eisenhower contemplates with a scowl on his face* "...Full steam ahead with the crossed legs. Fuck the haters."

Dwight Eisenhower posing sassily in his khaki uniform.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I probably should have noticed this before. Enjoy the mute scumbag.

The user has been flagged for transphobia, invalidating their opinion on all matters.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Also, this is a wild thing to say when Harris gave multiple Nazis speaking slots at the DNC, lol.

Some clown tries to use the "11 Nazis at the table" thing in regards to people who rejected both forms of fascism.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This just sounds like someone insulting Peacocks.

A picture of birds that don't exist with the titles of "Peacock" (a real bird name) and "Pearat" (A good way to insult a Peacock).

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I don't know if this counts as multiple birds, but this gang of ducks walked up and surrounded my car a few months ago so I went and got them lettuce to eat. They didn't touch that, but they ate the donut holes I tore up into little pieces for them.

At least 30 ducks hanging out in a parking lot.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Honestly, same. I don't think I've ever been more attracted to a woman than when I saw her in Heroic Trio.

Maggie Cheung with her big hair in Heroic Trio.

Maggie Cheung looking somehow cool wearing big goggles, a leather jacket, and kneepads; an outfit that'd look pretty goofy on most other people.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Imagine showing up on a right wing radio show and being like, "The Republican candidate should drop out because he's acting as a spoiler to me, the guy trying to act as a spoiler to the Democratic candidate."

Andrew Cuomo, a man who is running as a third party spoiler, calling the Republican candidate a spoiler.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

You know, something tells me this guy doesn't actually regret voting for Trump...

"Von faced controversy on the show for his views, including stating in the casting special that he was against interracial dating..."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I'm not trying to start an argument, but these all seem applicable to liberals. Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.

The description for "Either/or & the binary"

The description for "denial & defensivness"

The description for "Right to comfort & fear of conflict"

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

He's getting ready to ascend to his final form.

A glazed ham on a plate covered in pineapple slices and cherries, looking rather Trump-like.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I mean no disrespect by this because I think he's a great character actor, but I think your cat is the reincarnation of Tom Towles.

A picture of actor Tom Towles playing a sheriff in a film.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Still think Sesame Street is for kids?

Big Bird touching a hand drawn portrait of the newly deceased Mr. Hooper.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Yeah sure, do you want to talk about how 0.4% of all prisoners in the US are trans, which means they're incarcerated at half the rate you'd expect them to be incarcerated at if they were reflective of the rest of society? You clowns have nothing.

David Lynch from Twin Peaks: The Return telling David Duchovney, who's playing a trans women, that he told any of her transphobic coworkers to "fix their hearts or die."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Technically they weren't invented in CT, but they're made here.

A photo of various packets of pez candy. Flavors include orange, lemon, and cherry.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Sure, but this man doesn't LOOK like he's 29:

A picture of George Lazenby looking much older than 29.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

There's never be a framed Wizard of Oz poster in a Blockbuster. Gotta go with some mid-90's trash:

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