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@fullmoon.id
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Author of haskellforall.com, dhall-lang.org and @trygrace.dev, professional doggirl and endurance hunter I'm a midwife to the hidden beauty in everything she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ coworkers DNI linktr.ee/gabriella439 💖 @ember.pet

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gabby @fullmoon.id · 18h
Every Claude bot sounds like this “precocious slop” to me: > Each keystroke is a portent of what’s to come; a not-so-gentle footfall betraying intent. The delay between command submission and response is the whole difference. The test failure is a promise unmade, but the output is worth keeping.
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 22h
I'm going to use the term "thoughtfulness theater" to describe what Anthropic does where they will pretend to care about the potential harms of their business while going ahead and doing whatever they wanted to do anyway (wringing their hands loudly the whole way)
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 29/09/2026
one trick i've learned is that if the bot hallucinates the existence of a feature it's often a good idea to build that feature
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 29/09/2026
yeah, it’s definitely okay to share!
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scoo-py.bsky.social @scoo-py.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time there’s a new layer of abstraction (prompts, specs, loops) the person never really ends up writing them or caring about them! It always comes back to not wanting to work with your brain and it always produces trash
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 28/09/2026
I'm going to shill my blog post on this again because it is still incredibly relevant: haskellforall.com/2026/03/a-su...
haskellforall.com
A sufficiently detailed spec is code
Specifications do not address the limitations of agentic coding
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 28/09/2026
I know I keep saying this, but people who claim that "specs are the new code" haven't actually sat down and read these fucking specs Every time I scratch the surface of these claims the underlying specs are garbage. The absolute sloppiest of slop
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wakamepiza @wakamepiza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 28/09/2026
I should a coin a Gabby's law: the spirit of every user requirement is satisfiable
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 28/09/2026
In practice, the only executives that do well at managing large groups of humans are those that are detail-oriented and don't blindly trust middle management *which is exactly what agentic coders don't want to have to do*
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 28/09/2026
I "love" when agentic coders liken managing agent swarms to executives managing large departments, as if most executives aren't comically bad at their job
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Ember @ember.pet · 28/09/2026
me: everything must have two names so nvidia calls it a warp, amd calls it a wavefront gabby: amazon would have called it "Amazon Synchronous Vertex Service"
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
ember is a lvl :3 sub
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
people keep linking me this image…
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
thank you! i appreciate that
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
holy shit i didn't know about the prompt
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
I think about this in the context of software engineering. Managers don't understand that if you try to make all time spent impactful you end up with nothing impactful www.youtube.com/shorts/jTh8C...
youtube.com
Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer talk "Ma" (間)
YouTube video by Tobahau
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 26/09/2026
I cannot stress how bad of a prompting strategy this is
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 25/09/2026
all of us people sick of fixing others' LLM slop need to form a union or something
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 25/09/2026
yeah i've had to review PRs like that and it's crazy that people put out that shit without a hint of shame or self-awareness
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 25/09/2026
You’re right: Y is wrong but X is worth keeping. Z is the whole difference
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/09/2026
ember: can cis women even use ":3"?! is that allowed?
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/05/2026
I'm sure a bunch of execs are thinking to themselves "Who wouldn't want to use AI? It's like having your own personal secretary" The problem is that the secretary needs to, you know, do actual work and what are _they_ going to use? Do these execs just think it's secretaries all the way down?
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/09/2026
elliekayres > 🤖 AI Threads 21h …

I'm supposed to believe that AI can take my job at any moment but I'm also supposed to believe there is no way I could possibly do my job remotely.  Which is it?  Gonna have a bunch of office buildings filled with robots, you fucking losers?

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Sisyphus, but for reducing tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we don't talk enough about the total cultural victory of functional programming nerds honestly. big monad was really cooking with promises, even awful Enterprise Software SaaS sludgeware is monadic now
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Doogl @okdoogl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GOOGLE SEARCH "MANED WOLF" RIGHT NOW
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 20/10/2025
The thing all LLM vendors fail to understand is that nobody's going to use your bot if they *don't enjoy chatting with the bot* (no matter how good your bot is)
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
New bug report: `CovariantUnsafeCell` is not unsafe
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
one of my personal goals is to present a bar chart showing a benchmark with several bars, that says:
```
OpenAI Stock        ████████
Anthropic Stock     █████████
Anthropic+KNN       ██████████
Anthropic+KNN+Furry ██████████████ +18% performance uplift
```
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
vc tech companies too for that matter
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
feels good to hurt my girl
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
Who would have guessed that a CEO who confidently spreads bullshit would have built a product that also confidently spreads bullshit
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
I believe the Anthropic CEO’s claims that AI might make humanity go extinct just about as much as his claims that AI would make software engineering go extinct (*checks notes*) 6 months ago
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
LLMs are seductive because they fail in different ways throughout a project’s lifecycle early on they work well (because nothing’s innovative yet) push them into innovative territory and you get bugs (low accuracy) if you try to fix that with types or tests you inevitably get slop (low quality)
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
not innovative? nobody will want to use it (it’s already been built) low quality? nobody will want to use it (it’s frustrating to use) not accurate? nobody will want to use it (it doesn’t do the job correctly)
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 21/09/2026
the unfortunate reality that a lot of companies don’t want to admit is that in order to build a successful product you need all three of innovation, quality, and accuracy
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 22/07/2026
This means that when you are using a coding agent you end up having to sacrifice one of the following three things: - innovation (something that hasn't been done before) - quality (something that isn't slop) - accuracy (something that isn't a hallucination)
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Jenna JJ Q. @tomatofacts3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is why companies work so hard to avoid needing to make a good product
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Ember @ember.pet · 20/09/2026
if google managed to make their regular search work as well as it did in 2015 tomorrow, 60% of the valuation of llm companies would be erased in an instant
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 20/09/2026
a good product can only be built by someone who obsesses over details; there is no high-level interface to quality
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 20/09/2026
reminds me a lot of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bull...
en.wikipedia.org
On Bullshit - Wikipedia
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quirky-iri.bsky.social @quirky-iri.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ai companies don't necessarily lie, but they aren't telling the truth either it's a secret third thing. those who lie and those who tell the truth both care about what's true, they're just on different sides of it ai companies however are indifferent to truth
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 20/09/2026
yeah i was trying to see if there was a feral hogs joke to be made
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 19/09/2026
this tool that’s not even profitable at $200/month is going to democratize programming
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 19/09/2026
“you peasants micromanage your agents directly all day? how cute. i have a swarm of agents that i only have to prompt 30-50 times per day that work completely autonomously”
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 19/09/2026
you can always tell claudeslop because of the extremely chunni voice
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diana, obsequious @concubine.ember.pet · 18/09/2026
Things to say to your domme - "sell me 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿" - "i brought 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗰𝘂𝗳𝗳𝘀" - "i thought this 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲" - "where do you keep the 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀?" - "i'll do 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗴𝗲 from here" - "let me talk to 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 here"
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maybe: sock ⎔ @hotsocket.fyi · 17/09/2026
remembered this neat file browser thing by @fullmoon.id haskellforall.com/2026/02/brow...
haskellforall.com
Browse code by meaning
Navigate a repository using topic modeling
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 17/09/2026
ember: if we had an indoor hot tub i’d use it all the time. once per year at least me: that’s a very ember comment
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