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Octoling Flapjacks

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"Bro built like a pile of pancakes" 20 years old bisexual Profile by @linzharpy 18+ account (Just want yall kids to be safe) Hack your 3DS it's really easy

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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Instead of telling me a people's history or religion, tell me the following: 1. How do they celebrate coming of age and why 2. What is their sword, fried dough, and fermented beverage 3. What is their transition process for trans people. Do these, the rest will come pouring out of you.
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rue 🔞 @ctenizidae.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
[ wg , blob , tube-feeding ] I have a sudden urge to post these old drawings
Two-part sequence of an anthropomorphic bee becoming very obese.The same bee, now at a colossal size, eating honey from a tube.
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XXXXL Goat (🔞) @goattiddies.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
may actually touch this up into smth later....
socmed type beat
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mad Dog Henderson @paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
a new incredibly verified they/them has hit the fan wikisphere
A picture of a young individual in a jacket with a very high collar and a scarf around the collar, with medium length shaggy jet black hairtext this says information pronouns they them with 20 listed citations
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CritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I was planning a trip to Montreal later this month, I came across a hostel whose mascot is a moose wearing underpants with a realistic bulge. Got me thinking about a late-night rendezvous with the local fauna 🫎⚜️
No wonder Quebec just voted in another separatist government, when Ontarians like me pull shit like this
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SuperSpoe @superspoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
marina and pearl comic comm
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the reason toby fox read out "indie game" with a "japanese accent" but said PROJECT with her fully cocked massachusetts accent is cus project was written in english while indie game was written in katakana, "indi gemu" is the correct way to pronounce インディーゲーム
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Fatfur Foods @fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
green probably a lot of calories
pouring a glass of green
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Fatfur Foods @fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Screenshot from Treehouse of Horror V, with a visibly fatter Ms. Krabappel in front of a blackboard that reads "HOMEWORK: EAT A STICK OF BUTTER"
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BTech Inc. (Comms Open!) @btechinc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Its not up to us mortals to decide what is and isn’t important business to demigods, Onyn Ring, just gotta let it play out
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SuperSpoe @superspoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This October... something WEIRD this way comes...
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Joan Boooooooo-ns!: SPOOKY Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Arizona: There's an anti-trans bathroom bill on the ballot. It's sneaky and really bad. Vote no on 318 or trans people will suffer and children will be subject to invasive checks on their junk. I'm fuckin livid
joan the deer holding a no on 318 sign
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Burra panzona @burdeeai.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
14. Theater #fattytober
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Matt Byles @mattbyles.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
#starfox #starfoxtober - Toss Is it correct? No. Is it cool as fuck? Absolutely.
Fox and Slippy watch in horror as Falco Lombardi displays incorrect, but awesome, usage of the reflector. Whether he is aware that the resulting technical damage is taken from his cut is yet unknown.
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PK @leftistbeard.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
He was ahead of the game
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Logo with magneto helmet with the rainbow and trans pride colors with caption "magneto was right, peace was never an option"
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
You know what? Fuck you. *Adds explicit consent to the dynamic of your toxic yuri*
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 01/06/2025
To anyone who does shit like this, I hope to God you never find out what it's like to have early "cringey" art you started at the age of 19 paraded out in public like it's a huge moral failing & the only thing deserving of mention in your life nearly 20 years later. This shit makes me fucking angry.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
An easy way to tell if a story about suicide is written by someone who has dealt with suicidal feelings is in how they portray it emotionally. If not: Grand, operatic despair If yes: "I'm tired..."
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
BG3: "You can be as transgender as you want!" Me: "Cool! How many actual trans characters you have?" BG3: "...One... tucked away in a corner... with the cheapest VA we could get..."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not
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No, Mamdani won't enact a single anti-Jewish measure. I don't even know what those would be. But that's not the point. The point is that 400K of my neighbors don't care that he makes Jews feel unsafe. That's the real tragedy here.
8:38 PM • 6/24/25 • 125K Views
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The term "hacking" is used in tech in a way that implies a certain level of skill, yet the word "hack" typically implies the opposite. The term "butcher" is used for someone who commits violence senselessly, yet butchery is a craft that takes considerable precision and skill. Words are fun.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Had a discussion on Discord about the idea of wishing for infinite money from a genie, and someone claimed it would cause rapid inflation and destroy the economy. Having infinite money doesn't cause inflation. Inflation is caused when the rich find out you have infinite money, not a second sooner.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The Trolley Problem is fun because it's a problem that asks "is allowing more harm to happen acceptable if it wasn't your own hands that did it?" And immediately people try to argue around it with specifics or asking "Who is tying people to the tracks" because they know their answer is "Yes."
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This is also Lloyd Kaufman's explanation for the appeal of Troma movies, according to his autobiography.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Orc Bard is a TERRIBLE choice. No bonus levels, a Charisma penalty, and a further penalty to dialogue checks. That is the worst fucking Bard anyone could ever roll. Which means... you gotta. You gotta do it. Why wouldn't you? You are going to make the FUNNIEST character, espec. if you lean into it
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Imbalance is part of what creates the fun, and giving some races classes they excel better in means pushing people to play those races, and makes deliberately terrible choices fun because it unlocks a level of daring and chaos not seen before.
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vividlikesstuff0v0.bsky.social @vividlikesstuff0v0.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I can think of exactly one time I’ve encountered this idea in the wild it’s in a ttrpg called CAIN, An expansion introduced a pair called Charity, The book description literally states they’re functionally the same person in two bodies.
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Muse Hunter Relma @relma2.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Naturally-occurring Borg
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
By the time they reach adulthood they no longer identify as separate people anymore. The story is about them being cool with that, and their loved ones utterly failing to deal with it.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Concept: Two people have a mind link form when they're born. At an early age they can tell what the other is feeling. As they get older they can hear each other's thoughts and feel each other's emotions. As time goes on this link deepens. Same interests, same aspirations, same personality.
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CD-Call @cd-call.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My favourite dynamic to write is "These two aren't sleeping together, but good lord their relationship would be a lot less confusing if they were."
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
gm
A cute image that reads "Everytime you repost this image a trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies"
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she did it again
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LoooveThruuPooke🧡🎃 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yay, finally! She’s so damn cute!
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The name of her art piece is, “Not Afraid of Ghosts”.
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mexifurfoof (🎂BDAY OCT 22!!🎂) @mexifurfoof.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i think enough time has passed i drew this the moment i saw the ch5 weird route when it came out
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Vetoknox @vetoknox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks like Grande the Gourmand is in line for a grand and glowing expansion~ #fatfur #fat #furry #fatfurry #wg #weightgain #gourmand #alien #inflation #expansion 🎨 for @cluclydeart.bsky.social
A 5-Part WG sequence of Grande (An Alien species from Ben 10 called Gourmand which is small and stout, green coloured with darker scaly plates, glowing eyes, no nose, rounded spines on the back of their head, and a stubby tail) dressed in a bikini style black and white leotard which is cut to show of their belly with a Omnitrix face plate on their belly button, swallowing a green glowing orb that inflates their belly and butt with a green glow whilst they clutch their gut and burp as they grow rounder and larger
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Smokii @stacpac.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Big yen ass hours 🍑
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RadicalSquiddo🦑 @radicalsquiddo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not only does the CASS battery life extension double(!) the use time up to a new maximum of five hours, the lower centre of mass increases stability and helps keeps processor load minimal by reducing the need for unnecessary balancing motions.
CASS demonstrating double-capacity thighs.
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💥Burnt🔥 @burrrnt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sylveon butt sighting at the pool
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Mindof 🔞 @mindofabear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"I'm doing this documentary to disprove all the myths of having a fully fast food diet!"
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Pocket Deer @pocket-deer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
cliff
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You have to love the trans girl whose impostor syndrome revolves around how she's not fast enough at regenerating from injuries that would kill a regular mortal
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Forgot to mention it yesterday but I dropped a lil teaser for the next vid over on the Patreon, won't be doing any extended previews for this one but this is just a smidge of the intro that doesn't give away the topic too hard so I thought it'd be fun to share www.patreon.com/thebigyellow...
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ivyBONES @ivybricks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mechtober 13: rust skateboard
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is my vent art
"The principal of one of my schools clearly serving me fast food disguised as his own cooking" (The Simpsons "Steamed Hams" reference)
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the sinister and evil themes of Fire Emblem
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