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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 7h
omg i might try that. ngl my pressure problem is less due to grip and more cause im a very heavy-handed and angry person when im drawing but this could still help cause id have something to squeeze really hard when i get mad. i could even bite it and tear it apart and then just rebuild it.. hmmm
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Fungus @fungusfriend.neocities.org · 9h
pepper?
mouse shaped green pepper or green pepper shaped mouse, idk
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 10h
But its ok im just gonna keep dealing with it for now. I figure after 4 years of gouging the fuck out of my screen trying to get a darker line the phone deserves to hurt me a lil bit
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 10h
All pressure sensitive brushes yea :( and there is but the problem is that the problem goes in and out so its hard to keep changing the settings. and the only thing worse than an undersensitive brush is an oversensitive one
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 11h
it reminds me of conte crayon where its main strength is that it really sucks to use
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 11h
i press too hard when i draw and i think i fucked up my phones pressure sensor and so now i have to draw with very faint lines and can barely erase. which you would think is a bad thing but its kinda pleasant and leaves a ghostly pentimento to everything i draw
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 13h
NO CAUSE WASHING HANDS DOESNT GET IT OFF!! you can sit and scrub and its still pepper spray down there
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 13h
so what im hearing is that its a conspiracy designed to trick me into letting my guard down when peeing right after cutting jalapenos
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yea :( and sometimes i dont know if im being serious or joking. is there a /unsure for those moments? /unsure
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tbh i couldnt remember if /s meant sarcasm or serious and either way i was like yea.. i accept that
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh and the spice lasts on your hands for about 4 hours after handling them. wanna know how i found out? i drink a lot of water
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHAT ARE THEY KEEPING HIDDEN??? THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they got recalled for rosacea. they got recalled for sprained ankles (if you ate them youd get a sprained ankle) and now im supposed to believe theyre fine and now my lips are burning?
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so lemme get this straight. so jalapenos were not spicy. tasted like bell pepper. then they got recalled for some bullshit. and now that they came back theyre spicy again? and no one is talking about this
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its the perfect table size. it just fits on the table. youd need a really big table to make stuff much bigger than that but thats my goal to get a really big table so ykno.. yea :)
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
awww thanks :))
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thanks! its pretty small. its like 12-14 inches wide and 6-8 inches tall. id measure it but its in a box somewhere at the moment.. id love to make a MASSIVE version any maybe one day i will
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get your own comment dam---- (killed instantly)
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
relatable
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
fill the muzzle with fire (pelt)
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Foam figure with lead genitals
An anthro figure made of foam rests on its side with its genitals falling down to one side. The body sits on a large block of foam.The same fogure but seen from slightly to the leftA close up of the genitals made out of cast lead
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AGNE! @rexalogy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH👏👏❤️
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG DOES THIS MEAN I GET A CHEERIO HAT??? PLEASE I WANT ONE SO BAD
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catcatcatsix.bsky.social @catcatcatsix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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twist @twist.dog · 02/10/2026
hello! it's been a long time since i've asked for help, but i don't know what else to do at this point. my shoulder blew itself the fuck up and it's been making it almost impossible to sleep, work, relax, etc. expenses are rolling in and i'm stressed out & anxious (1/2)
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every day cause it keeps changing. i never know when theyre gonna take the money. theyre robbing me. pickpockets
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Teddy St. Hare @skunkers.ca · 02/10/2026
There's a small handful of Silly Rabbit Orchestra tapes left! My bunny friend Fern has a thing or two to say about it. 🐇 If you're interested in grabbing one for Bandcamp Friday, here's where you can get one! sillyrabbitorchestra.com/album/silly-...
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
genuinely i need to. every month i plan on switching but before i do they charge my bank account and im like FUCK another month of this. spotify sucks ass
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joão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mino VI - pencil on paper
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh i love this... playing their gay ass drums together. i know a polycule when i see one
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you GOTTA listen to their self titled... its so good. its not really prog rock or anything but its just a really good album
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NO ITS NOT HORSE TIME
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
draw it horse
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
are you a wizard how do you have so much prog at your fingertips
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg i wanna do that right now. id do dishes to that shit idc I GET UP!! I GET DOWNNNN!
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
omg im gonna have to listen to the live versions. i hope they have the weird ass electronic stuff cause thats what i really appreciated about those albums. i want the wahwahwahwahwahwah kinda thing
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its kinda like when your old ass coworker tells you they were once a druggie hippie and its like omg what happened??
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its not even that i hate discipline. frame by frame and indiscipline are great songs. i just compare it to smth like larks tongue and it feels like its lacking. theres just a sadness about it that i cant shake. and its even more so with beat (which i couldnt finish) or three of a perfect pair
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i better be whole now.....
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I See You going into Yesterday and Today is so fucking sick. i cant get over how good it is
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i still listen to laura va and tear up a lil. even though i dont exactly remember what the translation of the lyrics mean it just makes me emotional
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goodbye summer
a painted furry art scene of a weasel and skunk clown playing horseshoes by a trailer in apparently a remote part of the mojave desert. 

The stoat is wearing briefs and flip flops, a pair of sunglasses- and is holding an espresso martini perfectly balanced in their off hand while striking an athletic pose throwing their horseshoe which soars in the foreground 

The skunk is crouched forward- watching the toss- themselves in half a motley- checkered squares on one leg and red on the other- striped with colorful swirls down each leg from the knee. the skunk themselves is two-toned- white on the right side, black on the left, evenly divided down the middle until you reach their head where the white is like a face mask with bright sploshes of red beneath the eyes and on the cheeks just like a clown. 

They too are wearing sunglasses on this bright sunny day. 

the background is of a trailer worn in with all the signs of an alternative take on life. The interior, glimpsed through an opened door- shows a disco ball, cheetah print bed, and colorful draped beads hanging over the window. A big tree shades a few chairs surrounding a fire pit and opposite in the frame is a wood plank balanced on two empty rusted drums, riddled with bullet holes,  with empty liquor bottles set on top. A target range. 

A bicycle with a milk crate strapped to it is set right next to the open doorway. 

The open expanse beyond is gated by massive electrical towers. 

Dwarfed by a snowy hedge of colossal pure white clouds

and the bright and flawless blue sky above.
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omgg that ones going on the list as well.. im gonna be honest im already a fan of any music luis alberto spinetta makes. i had an almendra self titled phase earlier this year and then ofc artaud...
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG YEAH!! and the flighted birds are probably like "oh shit some birdseed"
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HONESTLY? i dont know yet. its just very good drawing music. i do like the jazzier and experimental side of it for sure though. i fell in love with prog through bebop/free jazz and then through modern day post rock so thats kinda how im enjoying it so far
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ITS JUST SO GOOD ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
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f. t. dire @ftdire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMGGGG noo thats for sometime in the future maybe
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