prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 21/07/2026trying my absolute best to not tell this cunt I’m going to kill them I should be given a noble peace prize 110
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Going back to my roots of being in a gc bitching about a show I like #TVL 020
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When I’m 30 I’m buying kitten heels and a long board 010
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Butch is bringing over steak and rice for breakfast and driving me to Ithaca to swim and got me groceries is this what it’s like to be wooed by a functioning adult 030
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’ll kill everyone before I smile for a man’s sake 030
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Telling my male coworker that he’s like the little brother I wish was aborted #beastmode 020
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026An irl butch asked me out immediately after I blocked my ex on everything, they text me good morning every morning but I’m just not in the mood for dating atm #idk 100
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Today after field work in 30C i literally sweated so much flies were congregating around me, I felt cartoon dirty (stink lines and flies), I went up to my boss and pathetically asked if I could go home and shower and then wfh and she said yes!!!! Yes! Yes! Yes! And then I napped all day #badworker 030
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m so nervous for my first gallery opening, what do I wear … 120
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 27/06/2026guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"": Israel Hands is free use 03210
Reposted by prodigal bug han @hansoeii.bsky.social · 25/06/2026fledgling 🩸 #iwtv #devilsminion 6462150
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I lowkey forget how awesome summer is I just work my 9-4 and then after work I can do whatever I want like take an eddy and order Indian and watch movie with friends I don’t even have homework or exams or anything #wuaw 160
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My art work is going to be shown at a gallery for a month!!! #Life when you don’t obsess over yaoi 150
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 13/05/2026They sent real Aziraphale and Crowley to super hell where they keep all the gay angels 010
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Seized with the urge to get a mechanical engineering degree 100
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Walked into my friend at the library from behind and she was watching a YouTube video titled “befriending a hummingbird moth” 100
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 27/04/2026You will be having a terrible day and then here comes a group project full of the laziest people ever 110
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Talking to fellow lesbians who do ballroom and they’re all like yes we have to learn to lead to dance with Women 020
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My spring break has been fuckign jury duty and now a gas leak I wish I was joking the entire fire department came into my house can whoever cursed me STOP 210
Reposted by prodigal bugsilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026a piece i made last year for @reprofundnh.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️💜 1629264
Reposted by prodigal bugwint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits 4869151023
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Going to volunteer with an org that helps ice detainees!! 030
Reposted by prodigal bugharp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026i love both my beautiful daughters 83016799
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Developing a crush which is dangerous for everyone 000
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My pro tip to making friends in college is to keep threatening to become Catholic for community and people will readily hang out with you to prevent you from going down that dark path 020
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I hope I never have to dance with a man again 100
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 06/03/2026When people don’t like me I’m never sure if it’s because of fatphobia, homophobia, racism or because I’m a huge bitch, we’ll never know..! 010
Reposted by prodigal bugbeansprout🌿🐑 @tacodemuerte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i do think it's integral that we start being snobs about art again. we gotta start being mean. 'wanting attention on your work ib basic human connection' no it isnt you don't appreciate human connection at all bc if u did you'd comment on people's work, and draw with your cock and heart.. BUT U DONT 0186
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Officially quit ballroom YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 130
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Finding the Debbie downer to my negative Nancy and lezzing out 041
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 27/02/2026My Catholic friend made me give up Twitter for lent 010
Reposted by prodigal bugsilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 25/02/2026trans love will save you ❣️ 3406175
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Explaining the concept of big/little lineage in college social life to my asocial misanthropic college friendmedia.tenor.coma man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepeAlt: a man standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it including one that says pepe Silvia 120
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Does anyone have a good Etsy witch I have someone to curse 000
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I liked an old ass post of someone looking for a rp partner/brainstormer of an old ass ship I’ve been obsessed with and they actually DM’d me, I live.. 010
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I hate gay people because wdym the pre game is 12am 041
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 20/02/2026@unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social just told me she deadlifts for cardio #scared 120
Reposted by prodigal bugDeb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Year of the Fire Horse 1944691070
prodigal bug @ftchthebltctters.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Rewatching ofmd with desi here’s his guess at everyone’s names Frenchie — Richie Lucius — Luceus Wee John — Barney Swede — Stede Buttons — Karl 020
