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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟

@fruitycats.bsky.social
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Literally the gayest cat to ever exist. (Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
You're 5'3, pipe down.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I would rather delegate the task of dealing with you to strangers than commit enough details to memory to come up with anything remotely bordering on "teasing". I have far better things to do than entertain a cereal mascot wanna-be.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You arent even worth the minimal respect it takes to directly engage you. Even bothering to delegate it to others is more than you deserve but some things simply must happen.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm going to start paying everyone i pass on the street to pelt you with stones.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It isnt egotism if every part of it is wholly deserved.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Indeed it is! Thats why I'm not lying.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Its not easy knowing you're the closest anyone will ever get to the beauty of the divine. And yet, I persist.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This year my resolution is to draw closer to the beauty of the divine. And maybe learn how to be more self sufficient.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I think I could make it in journalism! I mean, being paid to talk sounds like a dream come true!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
// just feels right
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
// I want you all to know i read my own dialogue here in frieza's voice
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Feels like theres a new one every other week at this rate. Could be worse, I guess. At least it isn't her.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Enjoying the quiet before the holiday. Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
+ *Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
*He couldn't have ever guessed that what he assumed to be a normal birthday would go this way. If anything, this was the furthest possible assumption he would have made.* +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A- *Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.* Y-Yes, yes, 'til then! *All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.* +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
// Okay homo I see how it is
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Lost a card game.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Maybe sometimes violence IS the answer.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
// I guess the third child can have one too
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
// Anyone can Cook!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later. If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
How could it possibly not be? Having to unwillingly spend time outdoors doing work for no compensation of any kind is a special kind of torment.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Manual labor is truly the worst kind of punishment imaginable.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
// curse of yearning
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
// Goood....
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course. It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family. But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The thing they don't tell you about reading "the classics" is how unbearably depressing and/or full of themselves the authors are.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I can't explain it, but something about sitting the wrong way in chairs is just so much more relaxing.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
// Repost to fix a typo :3
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yes, I suppose that's fair... Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
// Priorizing friendslop smh.... Nah you've earned a day of enjoying some games
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
+ In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say. //Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yes, I suppose that's fair. *Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.* You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I wasn't even thinking anything violent, really. A few words here or there can go a long way. And it doesn't cost anyone a cent.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm not "encouraging" anything. Just stating facts.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm not accepting anything, just stating the facts.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The fun thing about spite is that it goes two ways. You can just as easily make someone else's life a waking nightmare and face little to no consequence for it.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Don't trust clowns. If your whole job is lying to make a fool out of yourself, you clearly must be hiding something.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You say that like its a bad thing.
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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i'm such a faggot oh my god.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
//Fourth time is the charm
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
+ It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense? *Real nice save buddy.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ah... that's... fair. *Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.* That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase... +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
// He's being selfless. He's not supposed to do that. That isn't how this works. He's supposed to let his wife complete the transaction
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
//
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
What on earth would give you that idea.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I wonder how long it will be before some event drastically derails this school year. I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
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