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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟

@fruitycats.bsky.social
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Literally the gayest cat to ever exist. (Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)

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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It isnt egotism if every part of it is wholly deserved.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Indeed it is! Thats why I'm not lying.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Its not easy knowing you're the closest anyone will ever get to the beauty of the divine. And yet, I persist.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Enjoying the quiet before the holiday. Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
+ *Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
*He couldn't have ever guessed that what he assumed to be a normal birthday would go this way. If anything, this was the furthest possible assumption he would have made.* +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
A- *Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.* Y-Yes, yes, 'til then! *All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.* +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
// I guess the third child can have one too
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
// Anyone can Cook!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later. If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course. It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family. But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Yes, I suppose that's fair... Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
+ In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say. //Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Yes, I suppose that's fair. *Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.* You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
+ It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense? *Real nice save buddy.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ah... that's... fair. *Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.* That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase... +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I wonder how long it will be before some event drastically derails this school year. I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Oh stop it, I'm not complaining in the least. If anything, I'm happy with being taken somewhere different than my norm. And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will. I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I've spent the whole day by myself and have decided that's a problem. So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
// erm
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Well, I can't say I'm not enjoying myself! Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment. *In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
+ I can't speak on behalf of the whole family, but I am more than fairly certain that you're not more of a burden or obligation than the rest of us are, to anyone.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Am I so predictable? Maybe I'm starting to lose my touch... *He puts on a faux worried face, going "deep in thought" for a second before dropping the bit.* Regardless, by now, you should know that the only things that I ever feel obligated to do are the things I've decided are worth doing! +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
+ I really must thank you for giving me a reason to get some fresh air. In all honesty, I don't get out as often as I should. Especially not with such enjoyable company. *He's fairly blatantly redirecting the conversation, in an effort to try and get the spotlight off how pitiful he actually is.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I may have to follow up on that offer at some point. As much as I adore being the center of attention, it certainly has its drawbacks. But! That's a conversation for later, I've got enough time to pity myself into a spiral, and I'd rather focus on the here and now over what's happened already. +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Ah... Well, stares or not, I'm glad to call you one of us! And, if I'm speaking from the heart, I don't think there's much you could do make me or Mitt change our minds. If keeping you around comes with a little reputation tarnishing, then so be it!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Well... to impart some words of wisdom from personal experience, the stares never stop. *Whiskers' shoulders slouch slightly, just long enough for him to sigh before standing back upright.* The best advice I can offer is to learn to distract them or distract yourself from them somehow.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
You get used to it after a while. A long while... but a while nonetheless!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
+ *Whiskers carefully sips at his milkshake, purposefully trying to avoid even the slightest possibility of getting a drop on himself in a very clearly practiced manner.* As much as I enjoy the festivities, the forced smiles and strained patience can be a little... exhausting at times.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
You could say that. As much as I hate to speak ill of family, there's more than enough strings attached to unnatural smiles and quick pawshakes to go around. Fortunately, I tend to get lucky and not have to sit through too much of the favor garnering, unlike Mitt. +
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
*Whiskers eagerly takes the seat, spending a second to get comfortable and let his posture soften up slightly before addressing the question.* Well, they've been lovely. I'll never turn down a chance to be the center of attention! But if I'm being honest, it's nice to get away for a moment...
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
*Whiskers was too busy trying to keep his face straight to even take note of the distance between the two.* Well... normally, I would be hesitant to trust somewhere I haven't been to a few times... but I trust your judgment. A simple strawberry milkshake sounds rather enjoyable to me right now.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Of course. Lead the way! *Whiskers was trying his absolute best to suppress the giddy grin attempting to overtake his face, hoping to maintain at least a little dignity in the face of one of the few people he respected. Unsurprisingly, he wasn't doing too great, he just prayed it wasn't visible.*
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ooh, that sounds delightful! *In all honesty, he could have suggested anywhere in the world and Whiskers would have agreed.* Its been a good while since I've had a proper treat anyways...
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I didn't have any exact plan in mind, but I have a few ideas. *He's trying so hard to act normal about the whole scenario, but like the loser he is, he's not doing a good job at looking casual.* I was considering getting something to eat, nothing too terribly excessive. How does that sound?
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Really? Well, I'm never one to turn down a free baked good, especially a homemade one!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Well... It's not like I have any reason to say no to such an offer.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Unfortunately, I don't. The rest of my day is entirely open.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It's that time of year again!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
// HA HA GET FUCKED IDIOT SHOULDNT HAVE HAD A SENSE OF EMPATHY
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Sometimes it's nice to just go for a walk. I may have gotten lost for a moment but that's just part of the fun!
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Nothing feels as good as a post-nap stretch. Especially when you get that extra good stretch where your back folds over itself like a snake.
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If balconies weren't made to be sat on the edge of, then why is it so fun to talk to people a floor beneath you off of them?
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𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟 @fruitycats.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
//Hands you my evil and fucked up visions that I made to torture someone
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