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herniated sissyphus

@frolicinasbestos.bsky.social
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molly. @anontanuki.meangirls.online · 7h
in the reality where black israelites are right about everything the scp foundation would say some shit like "we're using thaumiel class tricknology to contain yakub but he keeps breaking out"
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 21/09/2026
It's official: Starbucks is gutting DEI policies company-wide to curry favor with Florida politicians as our union's call for a boycott grows. Vote with your dollar. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Fox News headline: Starbucks agrees to DEI overhaul after blockbuster Florida legal showdown. The coffee giant will pay $1M and submit annual compliance certifications for four years under the agreement
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molly. @anontanuki.meangirls.online · 22/08/2026
re: bitdizzy's ban: it has been 9,111 days since 9/11
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200000 trans women named lilith @lizckler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
eatin enough flamin hot cheetos to turn my next top's dick red
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Julia @foxgrrl.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is that post moderation hit with a "!takedown" 0.421 seconds before emitting a "!suspend" label for the entire account.
I don't have a fancy user interface to display this at the moment, but here's some JSON.
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Julia @foxgrrl.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
I looked up the "!takedown" label applied to Bitdizzy by "moderation.bsky.app" on 2026-07-25 14:00:44.207Z and it was for rkey "3lo6zi7dvak24" which was posted by Bitdizzy on 2025-05-02 14:21:05.187Z which is a time delay of 1 year, 2 months, and 23 days (449 days)!
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For fucks sake leave bitdizzy alone
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Attuning my third eye to the sacred frequencies that let me see past the poop patina
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What is even the point of this web site without bitdizzy
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So this is why she ran off to China
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You’re laughing. My chud son has cum gutters and you’re laughing.
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
pig poop balls is one of the great innovations of the modern internet
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think I need a tulpa, that seems like it could fix me
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
One way streets are an assertion of God’s natural hierarchy of man (gender neutral) over machine. Thus jaywalking to hold up a driver is an act of worship and these fuckers who ride their scooters on the sidewalk are blasphemers who have an inquisition coming. Stay out of the way of buses though.
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trixie @pwincesstrixie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s kinda wild going from trans healthcare where doctors are often unreasonably risk adverse about medications with really mild and nebulous side effects, to psychiatry where they pull medications with immediate and serious side effects out of their asses and just tell you to try it
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Get you a grungler who knows about the cult of ishtar inanna
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I crashed the party of Ashurnasirpal II and put enough fentanyl in their wine for 69,574 people, all for the love of the game
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Techbro with K P I tattooed on his dick
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Marcus aurelius shoulda done nail art, he’d love this shit
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I snorted the devil’s kidney stones off the ass of my wife’s boyfriend while my feet were in those exfoliating booties, this shit aint nothin to me man
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/03/2026
RIP sora
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 25/03/2026
one major problem with the way we deal with mail in this country is that it's too dry. it doesn't have to be dry, lifeless paper. it could be wet. we could have wet mail. wet mailboxes, wet envelopes with wet contents
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[werner herzog voice]: the young anime child screams in happiness and despair alike because it lacks the nuanced emotion it will find as it matures. but just because it lacks the vocabulary to explain the pain it feels doesn't mean that it is blind to that which is in front of its innocent eyes
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Personally I think of myself as babytrans, but baby like the orphan of kos from bloodborne where I’m emerging adult sized but slimy and misshapen from my divine mother’s decaying corpse, placenta in tow, sobbing and screaming (the screams are really funny)
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The unreality called sex wicks off of my armored and lubricated psyche like rain off the greased scalp of a 43 year old line cook (he takes gas station pills as a study drug for his all night wikipedia spelunking sessions to prove that cleopatra had a penis)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/03/2026
[Dachshund eating an apple, looking whimsical.]

mteuuus.png: dog emoji, apple emoji "Focé gosfa de mafã?

Dawson chambers: "what language is this ? It's so cool , similar to portuguese??"

random signs: "its actually portuguese but with an apple in the mouth like "woulf you eaf fhis abble?""
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I finally went to an irl support group and encountered a heinous uncle tim who believed seriously the “it’s the BAD FAKE trannies fault that we get shit for using the toilet in public” pickme bullshit. Perhaps the internet isn’t so bad after all.
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What’s popping my scrotes and scrotemoids, get your scalpels ready because today on the stream we’re reviewing your self-castration videos. Be sure to like and subscribe and hit that bell like it’s your ballsack for more CONTENT every blood moon on the dot. Smell ya later!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 03/03/2026
amazing insights from The Atlantic
You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever.

It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book.
By Ben Apples
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corpse @consume.red · 25/02/2026
ultrafinitism is true. there is a largest number. and the power of love just increased it
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200000 trans women named lilith @lizckler.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
inventing time travel so i can introduce valerie solanas to tumblr
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Polycule with highly nontrivial network topology. Polycule that disproves several conjectures on stable homotopy groups. Polycule that doesn’t embed into C_b(R). Polycule where nobody showers.
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Chat do we think the concept of “moralfag” on 4chan was an epstein op y/y
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Temporarily embarrassed vagina haver
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Recognizing with renewed clarity that it’s fucked up some suits in dc think they get a say in who our neighbors are even when they aren’t brutalizing people about it
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My sins are endless and God is coming for my ass with a yaoi paddle
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
There comes a time in the life of every tran when she must spit in the eye of the beast even as she resides in its belly
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fagdoka magicum @hottrashbabe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
you guys run I'll jerk- i mean I'll suck- i mean I'll bounc- i mean I'll hawk tu- i mean I'll slob- i mean I'll milk- i mean I'll paw- i mean I'll ride- i mean I'll bite- I'll hold him off!!!!!!!!
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I got that dog in me (the one that responds more strongly to tone of voice than to what is being said)
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herniated sissyphus @frolicinasbestos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I propose that if we take the sex/gender dichotomy and the dualism from which it stems seriously then your skeleton is not part of your body, for it receives no signals from your brain, and instead you are your flesh which clings to the skeleton like ivy clings to a chain link fence
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