fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 16mSex with women is gay. Leaving your house is gay. Enjoying literally anything is gay. There is only one way to prove you are straight: subscribing to my Patreon (but you’d better not enjoy my content, or you are gay). 000
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I always felt casting City fans as victims was borderline absurd. After seeing them in action, even less so. 060
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A Bin Laden jersey? What like for Newcastle United? 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The last episode of Seinfeld was like 30 years ago. His parents didn’t Google the name before naming him and see Newman? Shouldn’t someone have called DCFS? 000
Reposted by @fritzzz.bsky.socialthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026that said it is a bewildering shock to see a Star War actually engage with the stakes and circumstances of imperialism. have already begun viewing the show as Michael Clayton Wars 82366
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A whole bottle episode exploring the story arc behind “Look who's coming, L, M, N, O, P.” 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My freshman year we would sing “Hey Baby“ by Bruce Channel at football games. It was, then, an impossibly ancient oldie. The equivalent oldie stadium song, by age, today is “Jump Around.” 030
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026His longevity is proof that CTE can't kill you when you never had a brain in the first place. 000
Reposted by @fritzzz.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/10/2026This came up while recording @whatatimepod.bsky.social as something good from Long Ago and I just relistened…. still hits www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbHiZW…youtube.comJon Benjamin and Aisha Tyler Girl on Guy podcast episode 1Jon Benjamin on Aisha's Girl on Guy podcast, this is an excerpt of an hour and a half long podcast. If you watch archer then you will be really familiar wi... 10917
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Starbucks-Chipotle isn't going to work. They need one that's cutting edge. 230
Reposted by @fritzzz.bsky.socialBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thursday Awakening in Autumn. This morning in Chicago. 837678
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Northwestern QB and legendary Guardian columnist have somewhat similar names. 100
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Do you think they know of each other’s existence? 110
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The smartest move? Field a roster of washed-up has-beens, never-weres and drunks. You pay them the minimum with the hope of moving the team. But they fuck around, get really good, and win the WS just to spite you. Charlie Sheen wears glasses and Wesley Snipes is cool. 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s good. It sounds like a really cool MarioKart track‘s song. 000
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That otter is so incredibly noble. I would trust him with my life. 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He blames "social obligation," but if he told this social group he was bowing out next season, they would not fucking care. 060
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, as a Detroit Tigers fan, I tell you to beware of being too good in a series. Sweeping the ALCS might lead to side effects including: * All your pitchers forget how to throw to 1B. * Madison Bumgarnerism. 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And, presumably, JK's conversation partner -- the straight, lefty man who is "our age" (i.e., late-50s early-60s) -- was British. Can you even imagine? This poor chap was mentally counting his steps to jump out the window, or searching for a pencil to stab his own jugular, to avoid speaking. 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gym? m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFrP...m.youtube.comWhat's a GYM? - The SimpsonsYouTube video by MartianBoy87 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the OP is saying he's a "nepo baby" because he went to Harvard? It's far too stupid to investigate any further. 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=SaP7...m.youtube.comTrainspotting - Choose Life - Opening scene - HD WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLESYouTube video by Asle Knudsen 1161
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why won't FOX ask the important question --- how big of a hog was ripped, sexy Jesus packing? 000
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It should be court-mandated that it's on his gravestone. 000
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NYT doing a push notification for this LinkedIn update? 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Police always seem to be protecting Nazis and KKK marchers. How come? 110
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026MFs could not read or write back then. Any old spelling should be permitted. 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dumb question but how do you pronounce Cavan? CAVE-in? cave-IN? ka-VAN? Savin’? 100
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe he’s a Communist? Maybe he’s Scottish? Maybe both? Maybe neither? 000
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026French fur trappers in the office and always put salt in your eyes. 011
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Replay official’s desk strewn with the churro, 8 pairs of tube socks and Jermaine Dye road jersey he got at Wolff’s Flea Market. 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They hired Fitz because he “has a haircut you can set your watch to.” 010
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s not real. You can’t print that. Where’d they print that? 020
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He’s like 20. He was 14 during COVID. Rules no longer apply. 110
fritzzz.bsky.social @fritzzz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They'll probably win the Euros ... and then crash out and fail to qualify for World Cup '30. 060
