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@frito-reys.bsky.social
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Sometimes writer. Forever Reylo. frito_reys @ Twitter, Discord, and AO3

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Fuck it. If Disney doesn’t want that easy billion dollars, I say go ahead and post the script on AO3
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Reylo AU where Ben Solo joins the First Order because he’s angry about the awful things the Republic says about Leia when they learn Vader’s her dad Is Rey charmed or annoyed when she finds out? Idk but I want to read it so much that I made this dumb pic so someone pls 🙏 @reyloprompts.bsky.social
Edited Twitter post that was originally about baseball now says “Ben Solo saw the Senate going after his mom and turned into prime Darth Vader.” Below that tweet is a photoshopped picture of Kylo Ren saying “eff the Republic”
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Adam Driver I did this for you
Discord screenshot of a message dated February 18, 2025 from user frito_reys. Above the poster for the original Air Bud movie, the message says: Put Adam in the remake and give him his Oscar already!
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok
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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Today's Headlines
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Do I even need to say it…
Tweet by mr trapple @bigsnugga

i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This is why Ben Solo turned to the dark side
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.
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Free Willy Urqs @urquwill.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#SkeletonCrew #StarWars
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Neil BOO!ker 🕸️💀🎃🦎🇨🇦 @nobby1138.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Drew a little Neel in anticipation for tonight. May he bless your timeline with optimism. #SkeletonCrew #NeelNation
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen good LORD
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The Golden Globes has the chance to do the most traumatizing thing ever (asking Brian Cox to present this award)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Jesus Healing the Lame & Blind, by François-Louis Dejuinne, 1817, 📸 by Phil Ellsworth
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Neil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
one true love
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot
A comic showing two adventurers trying to enter a sealed vault. As they look for a way in one of them notices a symbol on the door depicting two people banging. “Could it be that simple?” he muses. And it turns out it is. Having sex in front of the tomb door unseals it, and reveals the treasure inside.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/11/2024
I needed to see this, maybe you do too. Everyone needs a friend like this in their lives. An update on the Grandma who accidentally invited teen to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates 8 years of a beautiful friendship. “You’re not my grandma, but can I still get a plate tho?” 🧵
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あかもち @iieeiim31.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
reylo みんな好きなやつ
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ryoryochiwa | Myra King @ryoryochiwa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Andor made sex canon so Star Wars: Episode X could begin with an extended Reylo sex scene
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
has it really been 3 years since House of Gucci was released? apparently! Here's a painting I did of Adam as Maurizio to celebrate "Maurizio #6" digital painting / #AdamDriver / #art
Maurizio #6

A sepia-toned monochromatic digital painting of Adam Driver dressed as a young Maurizio Gucci, caught mid-pivot, pinstriped suit stretched over the rangy frame of his shoulders, face turned to his left, profile limned in light, long mop of carefully styled hair slightly mussed, downcast eyes tilted with amusement, a small smile curling the corner of his mouth and rumpling his dimples.
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bee @sylviaprattle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
here you go <3 #reylo #reyloart #myart
Ben and Rey taking a nap on a purple couch.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Showing my film students THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK tonight. On the big screen. Because it's always darkest before the dawn.
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darth vader and luke skywalker fighting with lightsabers in a dark room
ALT: darth vader and luke skywalker fighting with lightsabers in a dark room
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i think darth vader should have kept anakins whiny little bitch voice
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Sara🦋 @notonlythemoon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Saving this INSTANTLY
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Anna Sanders @annaesanders.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
the persistence of everything bagel // gouache paint on paper commissioned by nyc’s bagel pub in 2021
A version of “The Persistence of Memory” by Salvador Dalí in gouache paint featuring everything bagels and lox in the surrealist style.
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Flora Gois @fl0-0ra.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
omg
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I typically don’t follow back accounts I’m unfamiliar with until we’ve interacted a bit through comments, so if I’ve overlooked some mutuals here by mistake, I hope we reconnect soon!
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✨ Zandra Illustration ➜ Shop Open @shop.zandraillustration.com · 21/11/2024
Espeon 🌤️ [ #art #pokemon #ポケモン ]
vector illustration by zandra illustration of a stylized design of the pokemon Espeon next to it's shiny variant on a salmon pink background.
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
right to burn Reylo A/B/O • 7k • E (omega auction, mutual dub-con) Omega rights activist Rey had planned on causing a disruption. She hadn’t planned on going into heat in the arms of her new alpha owner. (My oneshot #reylofic posted on AO3 on 4/18/22.) archiveofourown.org/works/38470042
Fic mood board with the description:

Right to burn. An omegaverse reylo fic by frito_reys 

“Omega rights activist Rey signs up for an omega auction in the hope of burning the event to the ground. An alpha called Kylo Ren is her highest bidder.

Unfortunately for Special Agent Ben Solo, he has no time to tell her he's undercover before her heat gets the best of them both.”
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don’t think there’s WARRANT for fear yet Because a little CANARY told me that you might feel a little better if you take a scroll down this page of AO3’s parent website www.transformativeworks.org
transformativeworks.org
Organization for Transformative Works
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mish 🍂 @pocketsofdaisy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
finally have something to share from i'm an animal!!! chp9 is slowly coming together 🫶 #reylofic #reyloww #mishfic archiveofourown.org/works/26760586
She’s close enough now to see his hair still curling from his shower. He’s glancing up at her through his lashes. Even with his mouth pressed together, she’s sees it. The ghost of a quiver across his lower lip. A child-like sulk.

She can’t make sense of it.

“Are you angry?” she whispers. 

Did you get hurt like I did?

“Angry?” Instantly, something primal crosses his face. His hands find her, skimming down her waist before they dig into her hips. His words are coming out soothing and sickly sweet. But the way he’s touching her—the way he’s looking at her—it’s like the battlefield never faded. Like he’s still carrying so much fucking rage. “Why would I be angry, Rey?”
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I typically don’t follow back accounts I’m unfamiliar with until we’ve interacted a bit through comments, so if I’ve overlooked some mutuals here by mistake, I hope we reconnect soon!
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don’t think there’s WARRANT for fear yet Because a little CANARY told me that you might feel a little better if you take a scroll down this page of AO3’s parent website www.transformativeworks.org
transformativeworks.org
Organization for Transformative Works
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Wow, Chicago 🤩🤩🤩
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Happy birthday to actor and former member of the US military, Adam Driver! 🎉 Happy 187th birthday, Adam! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 #CivilWarVet #adamdriver
Adam Driver in his Union Army uniform
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Happy birthday to actor and former member of the US military, Adam Driver! 🎉 Happy 187th birthday, Adam! Thank you for your service 🇺🇸 #CivilWarVet #adamdriver
Adam Driver in his Union Army uniform
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The Onion has the chance to do the funniest thing...
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Would Rey wear this Daisy Ridley outfit? I’m going to say “yes”
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zees @frito-reys.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Would Ben Solo wear this Adam Driver outfit? I’m going to say “no.”
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Word of the Day is a true favourite, as some of you will know. Apricity (17th century) is the warmth of the sun on a winter’s day.
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Awful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A person wearing a sweater and skirt combination that looks like a face sticking out its tongue
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まんなぁ @manner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
お昼は焼きカレー #青空ごはん部
昼食 焼きカレー レタスミニトマトラディッシュのサラダ ほうれん草おひたし ラ・フランス
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Kal ⁉️ @kalx58.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
1. Very dumb reylo (#reylo ?) ficlet to avoid the sunday scaries, based on sending my bf to pick something up from FB marketplace for me from another bf and wondering if there was a meet cute there
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