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|| Analyst & Big Data Wrangler || Superhot Pepper Villain || My corgi’s name is Oliver Chicken-Elizabeth-Nugget Tater-Tot Jones, the First of His Name, Ruler of His Domain, Terror of Land and Sea. He lives up to it.

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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
One of these is edible, the rest are poisonous. Which would you pick?
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You ever hate someone so much you posthumously turn them into fireworks?
On 30 July 1864, Qing forces exhumed, beheaded, and cremated Hong Xiuquan's body. Zeng Guofan (one of the prominent Qing genera) had ordered this done to verify Hong Xiuquan's death. The ashes were blasted out of a cannon to ensure that his remains had no resting place, as an eternal punishment for the uprising.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey, guess what? Mannequin butt.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The hose blinked first.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Thirsty? No. Unhinged in the presence of a hose? Yep.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He sleeps HARD after I take him on a bike ride.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
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Gwynn ~ rhymes with Sin 💋 @gwynn-s.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Trans rights are unalienable human rights.
United Federation of Planets seal on a Trans flag
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Your skeleton is just a gift that time slowly unwraps.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@stephenking.bsky.social I was told you like corgis. As caretaker to the loud potato that rules my house, I happened to have these lying around.
He had to wear shirts briefly for a medical issue and then yelled at us in protest when he no longer had to wear them. Visitors that he approves of are gifted the Mean Green Dragon. You must not *take* the Mean Green Dragon, but a good-faith attempt to do so must be made or Approved Visitor status is revoked. He has a part time job as a dishwasher. It doesn’t pay well, but the perks are decent, he’s a big fan of the head chef. Despite his potato shape, he insists on being addressed as Speed Itself and will respond to no other names when in the pursuit of a ball.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Shit’s so wrong that even our food knows things are messed up.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/01/2025
Make queers and communists atheist again
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Ian Johnson @mrianjohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group: "The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Has anyone else been looking hard at their lamp in the last few days?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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elle is not ok [📌’d 👀] @scretladyspider.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
needed this & I bet you do too
Two screenshots from the second Lord of the Rings movie, The Two Towers. Frodo has started to give up hope, and Sam reminds him that there’s always something to fight for. In the top panel, Frodo says “What are we holding onto Sam?” In the bottom panel, at the end of a speech which is not included in these screenshots, Sam answers Frodo’s question by saying, “That there’s good in this world Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.”
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
New liver, same eagles.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Not allowing yourself to be sad because things could be worse is the same logic as not allowing yourself to be happy because things could be better. Also known as depression.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Any room can be a panic room if you ask me a question I wasn’t expected and then wait a second.
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Nuclear Pigeon @nuclearpigeon.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Wanna start a cult? • • • • #supportartists #art #newartaccount #digitalartist
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
If it feels like a trap, you’re already in one.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Here. 🍏 Now throw it harder this time, that rude doctor is feckin back again
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Some of you live in
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
What’s the first thing you can remember eating, ever?
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 20/12/2023
For being 'essential' immigrant workers sure do get treated like they are disposable.
propublica.org
“Once You’re No Good to Them, They Get Rid of You”
Immigrant workers are essential to Wisconsin’s dairy industry. But when they get injured, they’re often cast aside.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
It’s nice to be married to someone who says, “Well, isn’t this an adventure!” when a neighbor stops by to tell us we may not get power back until Wednesday
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
My dad believed that some metal songs contained messages from the devil if played backwards. As a fairly young kid in the late 90’s, I figured out how to reverse an audio track, just to reassure him that he didn’t have to be afraid of music. All I got for my trouble was grounded. 🤷
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
My spouse got a smart camera for his remote meetings. He’s also got a nasty cough. Imagine his surprise when the camera chased him around the room when he got up and moved away to cough off-screen.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Sometimes, your first thought is what society teaches you to think and your second thought is who you truly are.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
I hope we get to hear the rest of it. Shitty of them to play him off right as he was talking about SA and DV.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Congratulations to Neil Newbon on winning Best Performance in the 2023 Game Awards. Incredibly well-deserved. Astarion gave us a voice. Neil gave Astarion his. If you get it, you get it and hugs to you.
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The man behind Astarion, the internet's 200-year-old vampire boyfriend, is finally getting the recog...
Neil Newbon, who plays the roguish vampire, won Best Performance at the Game Awards on Thursday.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
I don’t the world to understand, you sort of had to be there. But @benender.bsky.social thinks giraffes are cone shaped. 🦒
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
1,407 minutes = 23.45 hours. Say what you will, I get my money’s worth out of my Spotify membership.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Tuesdays taste funny.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
OFFICIAL PETITION for Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins and Abby Eaton to host Top Gear. It would be ✨iconic✨
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I’m going to try to find a way to watch it at least read through The End of Longing today. RIP, Mattman
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
The time will pass anyway. What will you do with it?
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
When he says “I dunno” but he only means the last syllable.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
He knows the secrets of the universe, he’ll just never share them with us
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
He’s got the best little face. You can tell it’s his turn with the brain cell.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
There are many cats like him and yet, none at all.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
He makes the classiest faces
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Omg STOB IT already
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
My voice is completely goofed from the other night and it’s sounded unsettlingly familiar all day. It’s because I sound uncannily like this fucker from Blackbird.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I was shocked by how many people default to horny when scared. It’s amazing. Sir, you screamed like a little girl and fell on your ass, now you’re asking me out from the floor. It’s a great look for you and I love it.
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Friday @friday.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Fuck therapy. Work as a scare actor at a Haunted House for a couple nights, really let some stuff out. Go for the tough guys, really break ‘em. I made a grown man fall over and Scooby-Doo because he initiated a scream-off with me and didn’t expect me to reach all the way back to my roots to win.
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